Luyện nghe bài hát Certified

I spot an drowning victim from a mile away
I save old men in like Hemingway
The swimming pool not taken? out for frost
Dont get busted like Milton or paradise will be

Its like that, and the way it is
Dont Run DMC, like the other kids
And if you get in trouble, I use a dive
I extend my rescue tube to you alive

If submerged, Ill dive feet first
And bring you to a backboard, never to a
Because DOA are for amateurs
I do it my safe way, you do it

Like or Luckys or Albertsons
Did the victim hurt his neck? Im in
I support your chin, airway and
With my head splint technique is fine

My E A P is C P R those rescue breaths
Ill check your airway for respiratory arrest
Then its sweep, and abdominal thrusts
I get the pool toy out I can, will and

Prepared for emergencies Ive got my together
And understand my job keeps you alive Eddie Vedder
If a stressed-out mom who keeps her children fettered
Your kids are safe today, see, no lifeguard is

Ten times as reliable mature and
Than your lifeguard as a water babysitter
Weeks trained me well at Roble Gym
And Im slamming swim safety, not a Slim Jim

Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea
I keep both on your progeny
The Red Cross has got my back 1 2 3
Im certified

And when I act its with consent
If you wont cooperate, I
And call the cops, best
Its not wise to distract me as I

The pool, its called scanning, best take a
And shut mouth, you dont matter, like lint
Flint might argue that your voice means nothing
But I be Bush and say for safety it means nothing

Im disciplined and at what I do
And hope to say the same for my lifeguard
Because unlike the Insane Clown

We practice our skills
And dont cash in on integrity
Or fire dope producers for more

Wait, what, was I?
I guess I got
Dissing high school drop-outs
new albums that are whack

Back on track, the point, Im safe, like what?
sure the chemical room doors always shut
See that dirty trowel? Well, I dont
Im too busy making sure your kids stay

And see that dude who kind of looks like
But imported like badly French Star Trek?
Nope, I double check the bubble trek your kids lungs
The shovel or smuggled Shrek

Distract no one like me, I notice, no, just your kids
But did I see kid run? Oh yes, I did
Peripherally, so Im a lay the down
And turn their into one collective frown

Hey kids, stop running, you know the
Yes Im a tool lifeguard school
But safety is cool at the pool
And trust me on the sunscreen, be a fool

at the pool, lake or the sea
I keep both eyes on progeny
The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3
Because Im