I spot an active drowning from a mile away I save old men in seas like The swimming pool not taken? out for frost Dont get busted like or paradise will be lost
Its like that, and the way it is Dont Run DMC, walk like the kids And if you get in trouble, I use a contact I extend my tube to keep you alive
If youre submerged, Ill feet first And bring you to a backboard, never to a Because DOA are for amateurs I do it my way, you do it yours
Like Raleys or or Albertsons Did the victim his neck? Im going in I support your chin, and spine With my splint technique everything is fine
My E A P is C P R after rescue breaths Then Ill check your airway for respiratory its sweep, ventilation and abdominal thrusts I get the pool toy out I can, and must
Prepared for Ive got my life together And understand my job keeps you alive Eddie Vedder If youre a mom who keeps her children fettered Your kids are safe today, see, no is better
Ten times as reliable and fitter Than your lifeguard as a water babysitter Weeks trained me well at Roble Gym And Im slamming swim safety, not a Slim Jim
at the pool, lake or the sea I both eyes on your progeny The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3 Because Im
And I act its with informed consent If you wont cooperate, I And call the cops, best Its not wise to distract me as I
The pool, its called scanning, take a hint And shut your mouth, you dont matter, like Larry Flint might that your voice means nothing But I be Bush and say for safety it means nothing
Im disciplined and at what I do And to say the same for my lifeguard crew Because unlike the Clown Posse
We practice our repeatedly And dont cash in on tentative Or dope producers for more money
Wait, what, was I? I I got side-tracked Dissing high school drop-outs new albums that are whack
Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, what? Making the chemical room doors always shut See that gardeners trowel? Well, I dont Im too busy making sure your stay afloat
And see that who kind of looks like Shrek But imported badly dubbed French Star Trek? Nope, I double check the bubble trek from your lungs The shovel speck or smuggled
Distract no one like me, I notice, no, just your kids But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the smack And their smiles into one collective frown
Hey kids, stop running, you the rule Yes Im a from lifeguard school But safety is cool here at the And me on the sunscreen, dont be a fool
at the pool, lake or the sea I keep both on your progeny The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3 Im certified