I an active drowning victim from a mile away I save old men in seas like The swimming not taken? Watch out for frost Dont get busted like Milton or paradise will be
Its like that, and the way it is Dont Run DMC, walk like the other And if you get in trouble, I use a contact I extend my rescue tube to keep you
If submerged, Ill dive feet first And bring you to a backboard, never to a DOA victims are for amateurs I do it my safe way, you do it
Like Raleys or Luckys or Did the hurt his neck? Im going in I support your chin, and spine With my head splint everything is fine
My E A P is C P R those rescue breaths Then Ill check your airway for arrest Then its sweep, ventilation and abdominal I get the pool toy out I can, will and
for emergencies Ive got my life together And understand my job you alive like Eddie Vedder If youre a stressed-out mom who keeps her children Your kids are safe today, see, no lifeguard is
Ten times as reliable mature and Than your average lifeguard as a water Betsy Weeks trained me at Roble Gym And Im into swim safety, not a Slim Jim
Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea I keep both on your progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Because Im
And when I act its informed consent If you wont cooperate, I And call the cops, best Its not to distract me as I scrutinize
The pool, its called scanning, take a hint And your mouth, you dont matter, like lint Larry Flint might argue that your means nothing But I be Bush and say for safety it means nothing
Im and talented at what I do And hope to say the same for my lifeguard Because unlike the Insane Clown
We practice our repeatedly And dont in on tentative integrity Or fire dope for more money
Wait, what, was I? I I got side-tracked Dissing Detroit school drop-outs With new albums are whack
Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, like Making the chemical room doors always shut See that gardeners dirty Well, I dont Im too busy making sure kids stay afloat
And see that dude who kind of looks Shrek But imported like badly French Star Trek? Nope, I double check the bubble trek your kids lungs The shovel speck or Shrek
Distract no one like me, I dont notice, no, just kids But did I see kid run? Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the down And turn their into one collective frown
Hey kids, stop running, you know the Yes Im a tool lifeguard school But safety is cool at the pool And trust me on the sunscreen, be a fool
at the pool, lake or the sea I keep eyes on your progeny The Red Cross has got my back 1 2 3 Because Im