Luyện nghe bài hát Certified

I spot an active drowning from a mile away
I save old men in like Hemingway
The swimming pool not Watch out for frost
Dont get like Milton or paradise will be lost

Its like that, and the way it is
Dont Run DMC, like the other kids
And if you get in trouble, I use a contact
I extend my rescue tube to keep you

If youre submerged, Ill dive first
And bring you to a backboard, to a hearse
Because DOA victims are for
I do it my safe way, you do it

Like Raleys or or Albertsons
Did the victim hurt his Im going in
I support your chin, airway and
With my head splint technique is fine

My E A P is C P R after rescue breaths
Then Ill check your airway for respiratory
its sweep, ventilation and abdominal thrusts
I get the pool toy out I can, will and

Prepared for Ive got my life together
And understand my job keeps you alive like Vedder
If youre a stressed-out mom who her children fettered
Your are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better

Ten times as reliable and fitter
Than your lifeguard as a water babysitter
Betsy Weeks trained me well at Gym
And Im slamming into safety, not a Slim Jim

Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea
I keep eyes on your progeny
The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3
Im certified

And when I act its with informed
If you cooperate, I circumvent
And the cops, best recognize
Its not to distract me as I scrutinize

The pool, its scanning, best take a hint
And shut your mouth, you matter, like lint
Larry Flint argue that your voice means nothing
But I be like and say for safety it means nothing

Im disciplined and talented at I do
And to say the same for my lifeguard crew
Because the Insane Clown Posse

We practice our repeatedly
And cash in on tentative integrity
Or fire dope for more money

Wait, what, was I?
I I got side-tracked
Dissing Detroit school drop-outs
With new albums are whack

Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, what?
Making sure the chemical room always shut
See that gardeners dirty Well, I dont
Im too busy making sure kids stay afloat

And see that dude who kind of looks like
But imported like badly French Star Trek?
Nope, I double the bubble trek from your kids lungs
The speck or smuggled Shrek

Distract no one like me, I dont notice, no, just kids
But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did
Peripherally, so Im a lay the down
And turn their smiles one collective frown

Hey kids, running, you know the rule
Yes Im a tool lifeguard school
But safety is cool here at the
And me on the sunscreen, dont be a fool

at the pool, lake or the sea
I keep both on your progeny
The Red has got my back like 1 2 3
Im certified