Luyện nghe bài hát Certified

I an active drowning victim from a mile away
I old men in seas like Hemingway
The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for
Dont get busted like Milton or will be lost

Its that, and thats the way it is
Dont Run DMC, walk like the other
And if you get in trouble, I use a dive
I my rescue tube to keep you alive

If youre submerged, Ill feet first
And you to a backboard, never to a hearse
DOA victims are for amateurs
I do it my way, you do it yours

Like Raleys or or Albertsons
Did the victim his neck? Im going in
I your chin, airway and spine
With my splint technique everything is fine

My E A P is C P R after those rescue
Then Ill check airway for respiratory arrest
its sweep, ventilation and abdominal thrusts
I get the pool toy out I can, and must

Prepared for emergencies Ive got my together
And understand my job keeps you alive Eddie Vedder
If a stressed-out mom who keeps her children fettered
kids are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better

Ten times as reliable and fitter
Than your lifeguard as a water babysitter
Betsy trained me well at Roble Gym
And Im slamming into swim safety, not a Jim

at the pool, lake or the sea
I keep both on your progeny
The Red Cross has got my back 1 2 3
Because Im

And when I act its informed consent
If you wont cooperate, I
And call the cops, recognize
Its not to distract me as I scrutinize

The pool, its scanning, best take a hint
And shut your mouth, you matter, like lint
Larry Flint might argue that your voice nothing
But I be like Bush and say for it means nothing

Im disciplined and at what I do
And hope to say the same for my crew
Because unlike the Insane Posse

We practice our skills
And dont in on tentative integrity
Or fire dope producers for money

Wait, what, was I?
I I got side-tracked
Dissing Detroit school drop-outs
new albums that are whack

Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, like
Making sure the chemical room doors always
See that gardeners dirty trowel? Well, I
Im too busy making sure your stay afloat

And see that dude who kind of like Shrek
But imported like badly dubbed French Trek?
Nope, I double check the trek from your kids lungs
The shovel speck or Shrek

Distract no one like me, I dont notice, no, your kids
But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did
Peripherally, so Im a lay the down
And turn their smiles into one frown

Hey kids, stop running, you know the
Yes Im a from lifeguard school
But safety is here at the pool
And me on the sunscreen, dont be a fool

Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea
I keep both eyes on progeny
The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3
Im certified