And now the six merry of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You how people have these little habits get you down like Bernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Bernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young Salt Lake city about two years ago And he me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started living
He'd go to work, come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So night, when he came home I fixed him his as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And he used it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You been the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie traveled around us With the last in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I back, open the door There's and Charlie number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it until later When I was washing the blood off my I even knew were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all 'Cause if used us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle differences I betcha you would have the same