And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem Jail In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits get you down like Bernie Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started together
go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I fixed him his as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their
He had it coming, he had it He a flower in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm in the kitchen Carvin' up the for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he kept "You been the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran my knife ten times
If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en Probaltam a megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie traveled with us With the number in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two four five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, flips, one right after the other Well, this one night we were in
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I back, open the door Veronica and Charlie Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I do it, inspite if I'd done it How you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it all along if they used us and they abused us How could they us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I you would have done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you would done the same