And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of 'The Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You how people have these little habits get you down like Bernie Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I him his drink as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He a flower in its prime And then he used it and he it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous "You been the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You been the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran my knife ten times
If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had this act And my husband, traveled around with us the last number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two four five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it until later When I was the blood off my hands I knew they were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it all along I do it, inspite if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was
I Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread differences I betcha you have done the same