And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of 'The Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little That get you down Bernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and Bernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was and we hit it off right away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of Mormons, you know
So night, when he came home I him his drink as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he used it and he it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had this act And my husband, Charlie traveled around us With the number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, spread flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely out I can't remember a thing, it until later When I was washing the off my hands I even knew they were
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I do it, inspite if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', had it comin' had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could they tell us we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle differences I betcha you would done the same