And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of 'The Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little That get you down Bernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I two warning shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was and we hit it off right away So, we living together
go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So that night, when he came I him his drink as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And he used it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if have seen it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, traveled around with us the last number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I back, open the door There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until I was washing the blood off my hands I even they were dead
They had it coming, they had it had it coming all along I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', had it comin' They had it all along 'Cause if they used us and they us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you would have done the