And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of 'The Cell Block
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You how people have these little habits That get you down Bernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Bernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel Young Salt Lake city about two years ago And he me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So that night, when he came I fixed him his as usual You know, guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And he used it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You been the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten
If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie around with us With the number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one after the other Well, this one night we in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, the door There's and Charlie Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later When I was washing the blood off my I even they were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a But he was always to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it all along 'Cause if used us and they abused us How could they us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you would have done the