And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem Jail In their of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I you would have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have little habits get you down like Bernie Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home one day and there's Bernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake about two years ago And he told me he was and we hit it off right away So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So night, when he came home I him his drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He a flower in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You been the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my ten times
If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie traveled with us With the last in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I back, open the door There's Veronica and number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later When I was the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it all along I do it, inspite if I'd done it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out every night for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we up because of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you have done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you have done the same