And now the six merry of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You how people have these little habits That get you down like Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we living together
He'd go to work, he'd home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So that night, when he came I fixed him his as usual You know, some guys can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if have seen it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en Probaltam a megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, traveled around with us With the last in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles Flip flops, flips, one right after the other Well, this one night we were in
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's and Charlie Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it until later I was washing the blood off my hands I knew they were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, if I'd done it How you tell me that I was wrong?
I Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out night looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all 'Cause if used us and they abused us How they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you have done the same
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread differences I betcha you have done the same