And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little That get you down Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started together
go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, he came home I fixed him his as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie around with us the last number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, open the There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I even knew they dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out night looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I you would have done the same
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you have done the same