And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and Ernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Lake city about two years ago And he me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So that night, he came home I fixed him his as usual You know, some guys can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he used it and he it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran into my knife ten
If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had this act And my husband, Charlie around with us With the number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two three five, splits, spread eagles flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, open the There's and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was washing the off my hands I even knew they were
They had it coming, had it coming They had it coming all I do it, inspite if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was
I Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could they tell us that we were
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle differences I you would have done the same