And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would have done the
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of Mormons, you know
So that night, he came home I fixed him his drink as You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He a flower in its prime And then he used it and he it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You been the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten
If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, traveled around with us With the number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, spread Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we in Cicero
The three of us, we in this hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I remember a thing, it wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I knew they were dead
They had it coming, had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and
I guess you can say we broke up because of differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all if they used us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle Artistic I betcha you would done the same