And now the six murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits That get you down like Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started living
go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So night, when he came home I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys just can't hold arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he used it and he it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had this act And my husband, Charlie traveled with us With the number in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three four five, splits, spread Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we were in
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's and Charlie number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were
had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you me that I was wrong?
I Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it all along 'Cause if used us and they abused us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I you would have done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you would done the same