And now the six murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how have these little habits That get you like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he came I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys just can't hold their
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You been the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my knife ten
If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would have the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had this act And my husband, traveled around with us With the number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, flips, one right after the other Well, one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, we in this hotel room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until When I was washing the blood off my I knew they were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all 'Cause if they us and they abused us How they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you would done the same