And now the six merry murderesses of the County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city two years ago And he told me he was and we hit it off right away So, we living together
He'd go to work, he'd home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I fixed him his drink as You know, guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You been the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my knife ten
If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, traveled around with us the last number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles Flip flops, flips, one right after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's and Charlie number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my I even knew they dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we up because of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it had it comin' all along 'Cause if they us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread differences I betcha you would have the same