And now the six merry of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these habits That get you down like like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we living together
He'd go to work, come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So that night, he came home I fixed him his drink as You know, guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he used it and he it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the for dinner And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he kept "You been the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a Lakem lefogta a en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie traveled around us With the number in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three four five, splits, spread flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, we in this hotel room and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I back, open the door Veronica and Charlie Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later When I was washing the blood off my I even knew they were
They had it coming, they had it They had it all along I do it, inspite if I'd done it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it comin' all if they used us and they abused us How they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you would done the same