And now the six merry of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of those Mormons, you
So that night, when he came I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys just can't hold their
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he used it and he it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my knife ten
If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie traveled around us With the last in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, spread flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, open the There's and Charlie Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it until later I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it all along I do it, inspite if I'd done it How you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all 'Cause if they us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert csukott Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle Artistic I betcha you have done the same