And now the six merry of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and Ernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel Young Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of those Mormons, you
So night, when he came home I him his drink as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, traveled around with us the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two four five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we in this hotel room and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, open the There's and Charlie Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until When I was the blood off my hands I knew they were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it comin' all 'Cause if they used us and they us How could they tell us that we wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I you would have done the same
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread differences I betcha you would have the same