And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem Jail In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits That get you like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So that night, he came home I him his drink as usual You know, some guys can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he used it and he it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he kept "You screwin the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten
If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem lefogta a en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Sam hogy en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie around with us With the last in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we in Cicero
The of us, we were in this hotel room and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I remember a thing, it wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my I even knew they were
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I do it, inspite if I'd done it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could they tell us that we were
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you would have the same