Good afternoon ladies and And welcome to Pink Airlines, we your flight Is and our flight attendants Are here to insure your ride is as as possible
backs and tray tables must be in the upright And locked position during the and landing All carry-on must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or under the in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're for the ride You're on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You wanna have your cake and you eat it too Everybody's always pointing at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things we say, we won't
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going 'round in a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
If you are seated in an exit aisle And feel as though you are or unwilling To assist in case of an Please a flight attendant immediately
All electrical equipment, including cell 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should in the off position until the pilot notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're looking in You think you fixed the problem 'til it right back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you cheese you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, you're if you do You've all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
You are in for the ride of you
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going 'round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22
We realize you had many and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd to thank you for flying with us We hope you have a stay Wherever destination may be
And remember be careful when your items As the flight they may have shifted And might fall on you or neighborer's head And you the fuck out
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in the catch 22