Good afternoon and gentlemen And to Pink Airlines, we hope your flight Is enjoyable and our flight Are to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray must be in the upright And locked position during the and landing All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head Or under the in front of you
Waiting on a you're looking for the ride You're on top you're flying through the sky
You wanna have your cake and you eat it too Everybody's pointing fingers at you damned if you do, you're damned if you don't We're doing all the things that we say, we won't
Here we go, riding on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
If you are in an emergency exit aisle And feel as though you are or unwilling To in case of an emergency Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, cell phones pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position the pilot notifies us That we are at a safe flying of 10,000 ft
from the outside, you're always looking in You think you the problem 'til it comes right back again And life seems like a trap, trying to get out You're searching for you cheese you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, you're if you do You've all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
You are in for the ride of you
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
We you had many choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying us We hope you have a stay your destination may be
And remember be careful when retrieving your As during the they may have shifted And might fall on you or your neighborer's And you the fuck out
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting with a we go, we're jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in the catch 22