Good afternoon ladies and And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your Is enjoyable and our flight Are here to insure your is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray must be in the upright And locked during the take-off and landing All carry-on luggage must be in an over-head compartment Or under the seat in of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're looking for the You're on top 'Cause flying through the sky
You wanna have cake and you wanna eat it too always pointing fingers at you You're damned if you do, you're damned if you We're always doing all the that we say, we won't
Here we go, riding on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22
If you are seated in an exit aisle And as though you are unable or unwilling To assist in of an emergency Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, including cell pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position until the notifies us That we are at a flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're looking in You think you fixed the problem it comes right back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouse
You're if you don't, you're damned if you do You've seen all the but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous we go, we're jumping off the wings We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22
You are in for the ride of you
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going 'round in a catch 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22
We realize you had many choices and on of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to you for flying with us We you have a wonderful stay Wherever destination may be
And remember be when retrieving your items As the flight they may have shifted And might fall on you or your head And you the fuck out
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting with a we go, we're jumping off the wings We're going 'round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22