Good afternoon and gentlemen And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your Is and our flight attendants Are here to your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray must be in the upright And locked during the take-off and landing All carry-on must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or the seat in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're for the ride You're on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You wanna your cake and you wanna eat it too Everybody's pointing fingers at you You're damned if you do, you're damned if you We're always doing all the things that we say, we
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting with a Here we go, we're off the wings We're going 'round in a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in the catch 22
If you are seated in an emergency aisle And feel as you are unable or unwilling To assist in of an emergency Please notify a attendant immediately
All electrical equipment, including phones 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position until the notifies us That we are at a safe flying of 10,000 ft
Looking the outside, you're always looking in You think you fixed the problem it comes right back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, you're if you do seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting with a we go, we're jumping off the wings We're going round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in the catch 22
You are in for the of you life
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22
We realize you had many and on behalf of all of us At Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us We hope you a wonderful stay Wherever your may be
And be careful when retrieving your items As during the they may have shifted And might fall on you or your neighborer's And knock you the out
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles the catch 22