Good ladies and gentlemen And welcome to Airlines, we hope your flight Is and our flight attendants Are here to insure your is as pleasant as possible
Seat and tray tables must be in the upright And locked position during the take-off and All luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or the seat in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause looking for the ride feeling on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You wanna have cake and you wanna eat it too Everybody's always fingers at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things we say, we won't
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22
If you are seated in an emergency aisle And feel as you are unable or unwilling To in case of an emergency Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, including phones 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position until the notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're always in You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes right again And seems like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mouse
You're if you don't, you're damned if you do You've all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
You are in for the ride of you
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22
We realize you had many choices and on of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for with us We hope you a wonderful stay your destination may be
And remember be careful when your items As during the they may have shifted And fall on you or your neighborer's head And knock you the out
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting with a Here we go, we're jumping off the going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22