Carolyn Clownin' (Skit)

Spooniqua: Girl I like this club, that DJ is jamming, did you see Dope house veldja looking at you?
Yaya: Oh ya,ya, see that man, he looks fine man!
Madge: i really like this club too, i'm glad you brought me here..
i'm going to tell all my girls back home in London
about the Roxy, it's simply smashing.
Spooniqua:Mhm,but i know y'all see Carlyln over there in that corner thinking she the shit, she think she all that
Yaya: ya,ya, I see her over there, think she all good.
Madge: I remember when i tried to do a simple interview with her for my magazine and she was acting quite stuck up.
Yaya: oh ya, speak of magazine, she come to my store,read magazine,not buy! she looka crazy, she put her hands all ova magazine but she no buy
Spmoniqua:Girl you crazy
Yaya: she no buy nothing, eva! She just come in and look and walk right back out.
Madge: i don't know why she acts that way
Spooniqua: I feel ya, i don't know what the hell wrong with her, but that b?!*# can't sang
yayaL ya,ya that;s true, that b?!*# can sing, that's fo sho
Spooniqua: Girl you crazy
Madge: Oh new; oh come on!