I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
Hello my is Carlos. I want to make to you. I you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to that your feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I a lil pootie poo." One of you tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my girl right now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding behind boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy girl did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. I whats going to happen. I will spank hiney,like this. You will really like this-Don't it,do as i say! We will fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I like to do a little trick. I would to make my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She me,you saw,okay. She can't keep her off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you don't to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he wants to be too. We have a threesome! Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, Tonight I another page, nitch up in my cup, I will sit in your lap, at you you turn me o-oon, I squeeze your when we're alo-oone I am caught up in trap... I hope she dont me the clap
Okay,I play. for coming out,Good Night!