I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
Hello my is Carlos. I want to love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to that your feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my sexy girl now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding behind boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. I tell-Here's whats to happen. I spank your hiney,like this. You will like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We have fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend this chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I like to do a little trick. I would like to my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And then again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he to be horny too. We will a threesome! Jesus Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you what I do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, Tonight I another page, Another up in my cup, I will sit in your lap, at you you turn me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs when alo-oone I am caught up in trap... I hope she give me the clap
Okay,I play. for coming out,Good Night!