I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
my name is Carlos. I want to make to you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend your feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who it be? Who will be my sexy want my sexy girl right now,where is she? I you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. I tell-Here's going to happen. I spank your hiney,like this. You will really like fight it,do as i say! We will fun. to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I would to do a little trick. I like to make my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She me,you saw,okay. She can't keep her off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little horny than you. Oh,he wants to be too. We will a threesome! Jesus Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, Tonight I another page, Another up in my cup, I will sit in your lap, Look at you you me o-oon, I your boobs when we're alo-oone I am caught up in trap... I hope she dont me the clap
Okay,I play. Thanks for out,Good Night!