I gotta you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd to share it with you:
my name is Carlos. I to make love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and off your panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I my sexy girl right now,where is she? I you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy girl where did you get dress?Right now I tell you. I tell-Here's whats to happen. I will spank hiney,like this. You will like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We have fun. to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I like to do a little trick. I would like to my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And then again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he to be horny too. We will a threesome! Jesus Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't it.You are horny right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, I turn another page, Another up in my cup, I sit down in your lap, at you you turn me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs when we're I am up in your trap... I she dont give me the clap
Okay,I play. for coming out,Good Night!