I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
my name is Carlos. I want to love to you. I you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend your feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who it be? Who will be my girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my sexy right now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding your boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. I whats going to happen. I will spank hiney,like this. You will like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We will fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you over,I would like to do a little trick. I would like to make my dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She can't keep her off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little horny than you. Oh,he to be horny too. We will a threesome! Jesus Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, I turn another page, Another up in my cup, I will sit down in lap, Look at you you me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs we're alo-oone I am up in your trap... I she dont give me the clap
Okay,I play. Thanks for out,Good Night!