I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it you:
my name is Carlos. I to make love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and off your panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that your feet each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy want my sexy girl right now,where is she? I you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. I whats going to happen. I spank your hiney,like this. You really like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We have fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend this chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I would to do a little trick. I would to make my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She me,you saw,okay. She can't her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he wants to be too. We will a threesome! Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you what I will do,I sing to you:
As I on to the stage, Tonight I turn page, Another up in my cup, I will sit in your lap, at you you turn me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs when we're I am caught up in trap... I she dont give me the clap
Okay,I play. for coming out,Good Night!