I gotta you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
my name is Carlos. I want to make to you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my girl right now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding behind boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now I you. I tell-Here's going to happen. I will spank hiney,like this. You will really like fight it,do as i say! We have fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I like to do a little trick. I would like to make my dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little horny than you. Oh,he to be horny too. We will a threesome! Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, Tonight I turn page, Another up in my cup, I sit down in your lap, Look at you you me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs we're alo-oone I am up in your trap... I she dont give me the clap
Okay,I play. Thanks for out,Good Night!