I gotta tell you too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
Hello my is Carlos. I want to love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off panties,do as i say. girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy will find you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl?I want my girl right now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding your boyfriend. to Carlos. at you! I like you sexy girl where did you get that now I tell you. I tell-Here's whats to happen. I will your hiney,like this. You will like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! We will fun. Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over chair,do as i say.Bend over! (hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over,I would to do a little trick. I like to make my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it reappear. And dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. She keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. I tell you what,you want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it not work. A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he to be horny too. We have a threesome! Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I on to the stage, I turn another page, Another up in my cup, I will sit down in lap, at you you turn me o-oon, I your boobs when we're alo-oone I am caught up in trap... I hope she give me the clap
Okay,I play. Thanks for out,Good Night!