I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, the hats Ed, do you see black band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) not just fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five in Five-Alive juice? I care less how old are Ernie and Bert I care less where does Barney Rubble work
Well said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk in the forest" And all night was yacking up red wine
I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel I care less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less Morton Downey says I couldn't care less on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a zookeeper? I couldn't care less the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I care less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I care less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool