I guess I lied to you when I told you I baseball not so much the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) not just fashion (Oh really?) Hartz it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I care less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in juice? I care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all night was yacking up red wine
I care less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the hogs still in school? I couldn't less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I couldn't less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Downey says I care less what's on the head of my Pez I care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and (They're four or something) I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool