I guess I lied to you I told you I like baseball It's not so much the I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black band 'round my (Oh yeah) not just fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a mousse I couldn't care less, what are the fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less how old are and Bert I couldn't care less where does Rubble work
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yacking up red
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel I couldn't care less if my car says the door is
Well, I wish I had a nickname Crusher, Snake or Kenneth guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) call them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Downey says I couldn't care what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a zookeeper? I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and (They're like or something) I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool