I guess I lied to you when I told you I baseball It's not so much the game I like, the hats Ed, do you see this black 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yacking up red
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs in school? I couldn't care less, how do fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname Crusher, Snake or Kenneth 'Cause guys with always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll call for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't less what Morton Downey says I couldn't care less on the head of my Pez I care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I care less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I care less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're like or something) I couldn't care less does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was Fonzie