I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not just (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and
I couldn't less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care where does Barney Rubble work
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And Daphne to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yacking up red
I couldn't care less why was cool I couldn't less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they the caramel bar? I couldn't less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or 'Cause with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I care less what Morton Downey says I couldn't less what's on the head of my Pez I care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't care less where does Barney Rubble (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool