I guess I lied to you when I told you I like It's not so the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see black band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I care less how old are Ernie and Bert I care less where does Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk in the forest" And all night was yacking up red wine
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie I couldn't care less, are the sweat still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they fill the bar? I couldn't care if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname Crusher, Snake or Kenneth 'Cause with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less Morton Downey says I care less what's on the head of my Pez I care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less why's the Super Big Gulp
I couldn't care less, what's in a mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're like or something) I couldn't care less where does Barney Rubble (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool