I guess I to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and
I couldn't care what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five in Five-Alive juice? I care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less where Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all Fred was yacking up red wine
I couldn't care why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs in school? I care less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car says the is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or 'Cause guys with nicknames always get the When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll call for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I care less what Morton Downey says I care less what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a trained I couldn't care less the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, what's in a mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and (They're four or something) I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I care less why was Fonzie cool