I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I care less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and I care less where does Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all Fred was yacking up red wine
I care less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car says the door is
Well, I wish I had a like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth 'Cause with nicknames always get the gals When I up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call them for supper this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Morton Downey I couldn't care what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, what's in a mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't care where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care why was Fonzie cool