I I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see black band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) not just fashion (Oh really?) Hartz it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate I care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less how old are and Bert I couldn't care less where does Barney Rubble
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yacking up red
I couldn't care less why was cool I care less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel I couldn't less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll call for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't less what Morton Downey says I care less what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a zookeeper? I couldn't care why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, what's in a mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't care less does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool