I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black band 'round my (Oh yeah) not just fashion (Oh really?) Hartz it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less where does Barney Rubble
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all Fred was yacking up red wine
I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the hogs still in school? I care less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I couldn't less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth 'Cause guys with nicknames get the gals When I grow up I'll my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't less what Morton Downey says I couldn't care what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are and Bert (They're like or something) I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was cool