I I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black band my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in juice? I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yacking up red
I couldn't care less why was cool I care less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I care less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth 'Cause guys nicknames always get the gals When I up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Morton says I couldn't less what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was Fonzie