I guess I lied to you when I told you I baseball It's not so much the game I like, the hats Ed, do you see black band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a mousse I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less how old are and Bert I couldn't less where does Barney Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all Fred was yacking up red wine
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in I couldn't less, how do they fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car says the door is
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call them for like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less Morton Downey says I couldn't care less what's on the of my Pez I couldn't care less, do need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, what's in a mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and (They're four or something) I couldn't care less where does Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care why was Fonzie cool