I guess I lied to you when I told you I baseball It's not so much the game I like, the hats Ed, do you see black band 'round my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not just (Oh really?) Hartz made it to me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a mousse I couldn't care less, what are the fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less does Barney Rubble work
Well said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all Fred was yacking up red wine
I couldn't care less why was cool I couldn't care less, are the sweat still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car says the is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth 'Cause guys with nicknames always get the When I grow up I'll my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call them for supper this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care what Morton Downey says I couldn't care what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a trained I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert (They're like or something) I couldn't care where does Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I care less why was Fonzie cool