I guess I lied to you I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, it's the Ed, do you see this black band 'round my (Oh yeah) It's not just (Oh really?) made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive I couldn't care less how old are and Bert I couldn't care where does Barney Rubble work
Well said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And said, "Geez, Shag, I'm just fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk in the forest" And all night Fred was up red wine
I couldn't care less why was cool I care less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel I couldn't care less if my car says the door is
Well, I wish I had a nickname Crusher, Snake or Kenneth guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) call them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Morton says I couldn't less what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less why's the Super Big Gulp
I couldn't care less, in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're like or something) I couldn't care less where Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I care less why was Fonzie cool