I guess I lied to you when I told you I baseball It's not so the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black band 'round my (Oh yeah) not just fashion (Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a mousse I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less how old are and Bert I couldn't care less where does Rubble work
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get down in the forest" And all night Fred was yacking up red
I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in I couldn't care less, how do they the caramel bar? I couldn't less if my car says the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth 'Cause with nicknames always get the gals I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call them for like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care what Morton Downey says I couldn't care what's on the head of my Pez I care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't care less, what's in a mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the fruits in Five-Alive juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't less how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't care less where does Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I care less why was Fonzie cool