I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, the hats Ed, do you see this black band my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not just (Oh really?) Hartz made it to me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less where does Rubble work
Well Shaggy to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk in the forest" And all night was yacking up red wine
I couldn't less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs in school? I couldn't care less, how do fill the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car the door is ajar
Well, I wish I had a like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth 'Cause with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice, Albert, and (Really names) I'll them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less what Morton says I couldn't care less on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a trained I couldn't care why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I couldn't less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care how old are Ernie and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't care less where Barney Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care why was Fonzie cool