I guess I lied to you when I you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, the hats Ed, do you see this black band my neck? (Oh yeah) It's not fashion (Oh really?) Hartz it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less, are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and I care less where does Barney Rubble work
Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doing?" And Velma said, "Geez, Shag, I'm fine" And said to Fred, "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all Fred was yacking up red wine
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie I couldn't less, are the sweat hogs still in school? I couldn't care less, how do they the caramel bar? I couldn't care less if my car says the is ajar
Well, I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, or Kenneth 'Cause guys with always get the gals When I grow up name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (Really names) I'll call for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't less what Morton Downey says I couldn't care less on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less, do zoodles a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
I care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (Ground-up antlers) I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in juice? (Apples, cheese, broccoli)
I couldn't care less how old are and Bert (They're four or something) I couldn't care less where does Rubble work? (Nobody knows) I couldn't care less why was Fonzie