Cards

LUIS CARRUTHERS:
Holy shit.
Magnificent...

CRAIG MCDERMOTT:
Impressive...

DAVID VAN PATTEN:
So thick...

TIMOTHY PRICE:
And yet so light.

LUIS CARRUTHERS:
The lettering

PAUL OWEN:
Romalian.

CRAIG MCDERMOTT:
The stock?

PAUL OWEN:
It's eggshell white.
Don't take chances in the game; it matters what you've drawn.
The question's not what's in a name, but what it's printed on.

CHORUS:
Oh baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard.
Oh baby baby,
This can't be right.
How I love your surfaces
How I love your tie

PAUL OWEN:
The impression that you make

PATRICK BATEMAN:
He thinks that I'm a fake.

PAUL OWEN:
Is always in your hands.

PATRICK BATEMAN:
Does he know who I am?

PAUL OWEN:
Either Constantia

PATRICK BATEMAN:
He says "nice to see ya"

PAUL OWEN:
Or Comic Sans.

PATRICK BATEMAN:
But doesn't shake my hand.

PAUL OWEN:
In the corporate coliseum

PATRICK BATEMAN:
Everyone that he meets...

PAUL OWEN:
The crowd calls for a showman.

PATRICK BATEMAN:
They want to get to know him.

PAUL OWEN:
My font,

PATRICK BATEMAN:
He's cut from...

PAUL OWEN:
Imperial,

PATRICK BATEMAN:
Nice material...

PAUL OWEN:
Yours Times New Roman.

PATRICK BATEMAN:
I'm no Willy Loman.

CHORUS:
Oh baby baby,
It's really not that hard.
You'll find that when you get it right,
A deal's made with a card.
Oh baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard.

PATRICK BATEMAN:
Oh baby baby,
I'll concede the game.
You played your hand well today,
But soon you'll know my name.