I me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke and the it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for I got to go to Rust Check , 'bout the I'll be hagglin' I drive it home because the muffler it be saggin' Got a car of pain
Satan's is my engine, Beelzebub's in my Mephistopheles' at the because I'm too gosh darn drunk my passenger and Lucifer's beside him A demon's in the coolant, I got bats in the This Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to Got a car full of
I put a tiger in my tank, I let a spark my gas Now I got's a demon in the hood, a in the ass I think the are broken (Oh, no) Okay play us some on that harp Lemon Trevor! [Insert Trevor's cool harmonica here]
Please, please mister, take your wrench out this demon horde and replace the brimstone stench With the smell of gasoline, a muffled roar worship you oh Speedy man, Mister Goodwrench even more Let it run, let it run, let it run, oh God, let it run
And now it purrs just like a kitten, it just like a lion (Roar!? What?) I purrs just like a golden carved by the Mayans Here the mechanic, oh no, how much? hundred bucks, you piece of slime, you smell and you suck Your father was a jackal, mom's his sister's bitch Got a car full of
Yeah I got a car full of I got a car of pain I got a car full of Got a car full of I got a car full of I got a car full of Car full of, car of, car full of pain Hey