I bought me an auto, an '81 Escort Wagon Now the fan it be and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check , 'bout the I'll be hagglin' I can't drive it home because the it be saggin' Got a car of pain
Satan's is my engine, in my trunk at the wheel because I'm too gosh darn drunk Baal's my passenger and Lucifer's him A demon's in the coolant, I got bats in the Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to blame Got a car full of
I put a tiger in my tank, I let a champ my gas Now I a demon in the hood, a pain in the ass I the seats are broken (Oh, no) Okay play us blues on that harp Lemon Trevor! [Insert Trevor's cool solo here]
Please, please mister, your blessed wrench Cast out this horde and replace the brimstone stench With the smell of gasoline, a heavenly muffled I'll worship you oh Speedy man, Mister Goodwrench even Let it run, let it run, let it run, oh God, let it run
And now it purrs like a kitten, it roars just like a lion (Roar!? What?) I purrs just like a temple carved by the Mayans comes the mechanic, oh no, how much? Four hundred bucks, you of slime, you smell and you suck Your father was a jackal, your his sister's bitch Got a car of pain
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