Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, where no family has before? The Ghetto has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk save you, and beam your ones to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a rapper, but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a All the bitches I broke fo' they bank, I got so many cocktales I need a fish tank. I got hoes like fallin' outta trees, No Limit niggas say hoes, ain't no caps that be in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Kirk. Captain on his face, lookin' like drug swappin', come to find out, some holdin' his money down hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! Makin' a career off nigga, and all his gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I have yo baby.
Two: [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I her lunch the first time, but see there that's nuthin' but game, I hit it one time and they be back, talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all playin'?". And she had the nerve to me, if I ain't a trick I'm worthless, I told her if you ain't suckin' dick, then none of yo' defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to a young balla nigga like my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the from this show bug, 'cause ain't no love. I a little somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And no beam'em up Scotty, no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse Three: Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and where the fuck I Bitch you be yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you quick that pleasure. You smokin' my ridin' my ride, I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL. I seem to satisfy you, bitch she bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you gotta it, this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you responsible, for what a nigga man do a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and another been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, runnin' behind my G dues, wait to see that nigga that got trampled like that 'cause that ass whoopin' due. It's thinkin' like that, make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' work, This Mystikal, P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you I have six kids, even though they ain't you, baby my love you. Kirk baby, you know we a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even I ain't gave you none in the last year, baby we need a new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I a brand new house, a five karat ring for my birthday, and don't forget to up some pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to pick up cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
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