Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, no family has gone before? The Enterprise has landed. Captain has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk will you, and beam your ones to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I mean the generation, ya' heard me? Are you ready? I Am!!!!]
1st [Master P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a rapper, but they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I broke fo' they bank, I got so cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like fallin' outta trees, No Limit niggas say hoes, no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' drug swappin', come to find out, some holdin' his money down hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! Makin' a career off nigga, and all his homies gone, because can't get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she wanted was man to change, but if it was me, I done done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I have yo baby.
Verse Two: The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like her shit. I bought her the first time, but see there trick that's but game, I hit it one and they be callin' back, talkin' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless, I told her if you ain't suckin' dick, none of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to a young balla nigga like my mind, I figured at me she see nothin' but dollar signs. Simply, a might give you some weed, a bitch might you a buck, man, but you my boy you better use a condom, you try to fuck. Take the game from show bug, Silkk ain't no love. I a little somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And no beam'em up Scotty, no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in approximately minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!! my mama got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and where the I went? Bitch you be yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you with that pleasure. You smokin' my ridin' my ride, I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL. I can't to satisfy you, bitch she trippin' the BILLS!!! They really paid, but you gotta hand it, bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a fuck bout' a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and nigga been through. Get the out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin' my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got trampled like that 'cause that ass whoopin' due. It's thinkin' like that, that it hard, for me and the of my niggas. Mean these tramps it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, Master P, and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you I have six kids, though they ain't from you, baby my kids you. Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I ain't you none in the last year, baby we need a new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I my... hair, nails, toes did, I want a new house, a five karat diamond for my birthday, and forget to pick up some pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, Kirk, your finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't to up your cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's will be beaming up out of the ghetto in seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of airplane or some other taking off and flying