Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, no family has gone before? The Enterprise has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk save you, and beam loved ones to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: [Master P -- P: Somebody told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will they jus' tell them that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I broke fo' they bank, I got so many cocktales I a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like acorns outta trees, No niggas don't say hoes, ain't no caps that be in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk. Captain on his face, lookin' like drug swappin', come to find out, bitch holdin' his money down hostage. Got keys to his cottage, changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been done slapped that in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse Two: The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her the first time, but see there trick nuthin' but game, I hit it one and they be callin' back, bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I ain't a fuckin' I'm worthless, I her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick, none of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see but dollar signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the game from this bug, 'cause ain't no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I back and get the most love. And ain't no up Scotty, ain't no savin' hoes that puttin' in no work. It all on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Enterprise is leavin' in approximately minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and where the I went? you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you quick with pleasure. You my weed ridin' my ride, I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL. I can't to satisfy you, bitch she bout' the BILLS!!! really ain't paid, but you gotta hand it, this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a fuck what a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop behind my G dues, wait to see that nigga that got trampled like 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. thinkin' like that, that make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' dem' sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you I have six kids, even though they from you, baby my love you. Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I ain't gave you in the last year, we need a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes door V-12. Oh I that extra checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I want a new house, a karat diamond ring for my birthday, and don't forget to pick up pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to pick up your out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of airplane or some aircraft taking off and away]