Luyện nghe bài hát Captain Kirk

Intro: P]

Are you to boldly go,
where no family has before?
The Ghetto has landed.
Captain has arrived, I repeat,
Kirk, has arrived.
Women, if you're lucky, Captain will save you,
and beam your ones to the fortune and fame you
are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? I Am!!!!]

1st [Master P -- Fiend]
P:
Somebody musta' told these I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'

All the bitches I done broke fo' bank,
I got so many cocktales I a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes like acorns outta trees,
No Limit don't say hoes,
no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...

Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in
I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Kirk.
Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like swappin',
come to out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, changed the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe the back.
On top of that,
the fat!!!
Makin' a off this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because they can't get it to this nigga,
go figga,
all she wanted was man to change,
but if it was me, I been done slapped that bitch in the brains.

Captain Kirk, can you me?
Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby.
Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna yo baby.

Verse Two: The Shocker]
See I met bad ass trick,
I this bad ass bitch.
Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be buying her shit.
I bought her the first time,
but see there that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one and they be callin' back,
talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all playin'?".
And she had the nerve to me,
if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
I told her if you ain't suckin' dick,
none of yo' clit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young nigga like my mind,
I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs.
Simply, a bitch might you some weed,
a bitch might you a buck,
man, but you my boy you
better use a condom, you try to fuck.
Take the game from show bug,
Silkk ain't no love.
I give'em a somethin', but at the end I
back and get the most love.
And no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes ain't puttin' in no work.
It all on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
all you ghetto get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Enterprise is leavin' in
five minutes.

Verse Three:
Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!!
my mama got me bent.
the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I
you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus
you with that pleasure.
You smokin' my weed my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL.
I seem to satisfy you,
bitch she trippin' the BILLS!!!
They really paid, but you gotta hand it,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it
and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you responsible, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga got
trampled like that 'cause ass whoopin' been due.
It's like that, that make it hard,
for me and the of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' work,
Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Kirk, you I have six kids,
even though ain't from you,
baby my kids you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... new color TV,
I you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't you none in the last year,
baby we need a new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-L, four door V-12.
Oh I that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, did,
I a brand new house,
a five karat ring for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some and milk.
I chose pickles, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, finally
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to
up your cape out the cleaners.

P]
Mr. Kirk's will be beaming up out of
the ghetto in seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.

[Sound of airplane or other aircraft taking off
and away]