Intro: P]
Are you to boldly go, where no family has before? The Ghetto has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Kirk will save you, and beam your ones to the fortune and fame you are for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' told these I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I done broke fo' bank, I got so many I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like acorns fallin' trees, No niggas don't say hoes, no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in I ain't know, I was next door to Captain Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like swappin', come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his homies gone, because they get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been done that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Mr. Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse Two: The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her the first time, but see there trick that's but game, I hit it one time and be callin' back, talkin' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless, I told her Bitch if you ain't dick, none of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a balla nigga like my mind, I lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the game from show bug, 'cause Silkk no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I take'em and get the most love. And ain't no up Scotty, no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Enterprise is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my mama got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and where the fuck I you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus you quick that pleasure. You smokin' my weed my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I can't to satisfy you, she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you gotta it, this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it and ride my to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a fuck bout' what a bout' to do, give a fuck bout' you and another nigga been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop behind my G dues, can't wait to see nigga that got like that 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. It's thinkin' that, that make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. Mean tramps they it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you I have six kids, though they ain't from you, baby my kids you. Kirk baby, you know we need a... new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I ain't you none in the last year, we need a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, four door V-12. Oh I that extra checkbook, I my... hair, nails, toes did, I a brand new house, a five karat ring for my birthday, and don't forget to pick up some and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, Kirk, your finally be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to pick up cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
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