Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, where no family has gone The Enterprise has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Kirk will save you, and your loved ones to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: [Master P -- P: Somebody told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will they jus' tell them hoes I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I broke fo' they bank, I got so many cocktales I a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got like acorns fallin' outta trees, No Limit don't say hoes, ain't no caps be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was livin' door to Captain Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like swappin', come to out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! Makin' a career off nigga, and all his homies gone, because can't get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been done that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna yo baby.
Verse [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends about month go by see be like buying her shit. I bought her the first time, but see there trick that's but game, I hit it one and they be callin' back, talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all playin'?". And she had the nerve to me, if I ain't a fuckin' I'm worthless, I her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick, none of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to a young balla nigga like my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see but dollar signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a bitch might you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the game from this bug, Silkk ain't no love. I a little somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And no beam'em up Scotty, ain't no savin' hoes that ain't in no work. It all depends on TRU like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in approximately minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and where the fuck I Bitch you be yoself, you probably WOULD, if I ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you with that pleasure. You smokin' my ridin' my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I can't to satisfy you, she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you gotta it, this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you responsible, for what a nigga man do give a fuck bout' a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck bout' you and another nigga been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop behind my G dues, can't wait to see nigga that got like that 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. It's like that, that make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. Mean tramps they it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' dem' sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, even though ain't from you, my kids love you. Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I gave you none in the last year, baby we a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes door V-12. Oh I took extra checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I want a new house, a five diamond ring for my birthday, and don't to pick up some pampers and milk. I chose pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to pick up your out the cleaners.
P] Mr. enterprise will be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of or some other aircraft taking off and away]