Intro: P]
Are you to boldly go, where no family has gone The Ghetto has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Kirk will save you, and your loved ones to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st [Master P -- Fiend] P: Somebody told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will they jus' tell them hoes I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I done broke fo' bank, I got so cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like fallin' outta trees, No Limit don't say hoes, ain't no caps be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, like drug swappin', come to find out, some bitch his money down hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she wanted was man to change, but if it was me, I done been slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I have yo baby.
Verse [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends about go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her lunch the time, but see there trick nuthin' but game, I hit it one time and they be back, talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless, I her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick, then none of yo' clit the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young nigga like my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs. Simply, a might give you some weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you better use a condom, you try to fuck. Take the game this show bug, Silkk ain't no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I take'em and get the most love. And ain't no up Scotty, ain't no savin' hoes that puttin' in no work. It all on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in approximately minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the fuck you mean, I was?, who I was with?, and where the I went? Bitch you be beside yoself, you WOULD, if I left ya', but I gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you quick with pleasure. You smokin' my ridin' my ride, I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL. I can't seem to you, she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you gotta it, bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for a nigga man do give a fuck bout' a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck what you and another nigga been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, runnin' behind my G dues, wait to see that nigga that got like that 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. It's thinkin' like that, make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, Master P, and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, even though ain't from you, baby my kids you. Kirk baby, you know we a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I gave you none in the last year, baby we need a new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four V-12. Oh I took extra checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I a brand new house, a five karat ring for my birthday, and don't forget to pick up some and milk. I chose pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, finally be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to pick up cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise be beaming up out of the ghetto in seconds, four, three, two, one.
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