Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, where no family has before? The Enterprise has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Kirk will save you, and beam your loved ones to the and fame you are for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you ready? I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will they jus' them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I done fo' they bank, I got so many I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like fallin' outta trees, No Limit niggas say hoes, no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was livin' door to Captain Kirk. Smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin', come to find out, bitch holdin' his money down hostage. Got keys to his cottage, changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his homies gone, because they get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she wanted was man to change, but if it was me, I done done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna yo baby.
Two: [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I this bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her the first time, but see there trick that's but game, I hit it one time and be callin' back, talkin' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the nerve to me, if I ain't a fuckin' I'm worthless, I told her Bitch if you suckin' dick, then none of yo' clit the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the game this show bug, 'cause ain't no love. I a little somethin', but at the end I back and get the most love. And ain't no up Scotty, ain't no savin' that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!! my mama got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and the fuck I went? you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus you quick with pleasure. You my weed ridin' my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I seem to satisfy you, she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!! They really paid, but you gotta hand it, this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a fuck bout' what a bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, runnin' behind my G dues, can't wait to see nigga that got trampled like that 'cause that ass been due. It's thinkin' like that, that it hard, for me and the of my niggas. Mean these tramps it like weed, SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you I have six kids, though they ain't from you, baby my kids you. Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new TV, I you pay the rent. though I ain't gave you none in the last year, baby we need a new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes door V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I want a new house, a five karat diamond for my birthday, and don't to pick up some pampers and milk. I chose pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, Kirk, your finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to pick up your out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of airplane or some other taking off and away]