Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, where no has gone before? The Enterprise has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain will save you, and beam your loved ones to the and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' told hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I broke fo' they bank, I got so cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like acorns outta trees, No niggas don't say hoes, ain't no caps that be in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was next door to Captain Kirk. Captain on his face, lookin' like drug swappin', come to find out, some holdin' his money down hostage. Got keys to his cottage, done the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to nigga, go figga, all she wanted was man to change, but if it was me, I done done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I have yo baby.
Verse Two: [Silkk The See I met bad ass trick, I this bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends about month go by see be like buying her shit. I bought her the first time, but see trick that's nuthin' but game, I hit it one time and they be back, bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I ain't a trick I'm worthless, I told her if you ain't suckin' dick, then none of yo' defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young nigga like my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs. Simply, a bitch might you some weed, a bitch might you a buck, man, but you my boy you better use a condom, you try to fuck. Take the from this show bug, Silkk ain't no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And no beam'em up Scotty, ain't no savin' hoes that ain't in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Enterprise is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse Three: Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and where the I went? Bitch you be yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus you with that pleasure. You smokin' my ridin' my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I can't to satisfy you, bitch she bout' the BILLS!!! They ain't paid, but you gotta hand it, bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for a nigga man do give a bout' what a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and nigga been through. Get the out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin' behind my G dues, can't wait to see that that got trampled like that 'cause that ass been due. It's thinkin' like that, that it hard, for me and the of my niggas. Mean these tramps it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, Master P, and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, even though they ain't you, my kids love you. Kirk baby, you we need a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I ain't you none in the last year, baby we need a new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I my... hair, nails, toes did, I want a new house, a five karat ring for my birthday, and forget to pick up some pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to pick up cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be up out of the ghetto in seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of airplane or some other aircraft off and away]