Intro: P]
Are you to boldly go, no family has gone before? The Ghetto has landed. Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk save you, and your loved ones to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me? Are you ready? I Am!!!!]
1st [Master P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a rapper, but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a All the bitches I done broke fo' bank, I got so many cocktales I a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like acorns outta trees, No Limit don't say hoes, no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in I know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like swappin', come to find out, some holdin' his money down hostage. Got keys to his cottage, done the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe the back. On top of that, the fat!!! Makin' a career off nigga, and all his homies gone, because can't get it clear to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been done slapped that in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Mr. Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse Two: [Silkk The See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like her shit. I her lunch the first time, but see there trick that's but game, I hit it one time and they be back, bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the nerve to me, if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless, I her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick, then of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind, I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but signs. Simply, a might give you some weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the game from show bug, 'cause ain't no love. I give'em a somethin', but at the end I back and get the most love. And no beam'em up Scotty, ain't no hoes that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in approximately minutes.
Verse [Mystikal] Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and the fuck I went? Bitch you be beside yoself, you WOULD, if I left ya', but I gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you with that pleasure. You my weed ridin' my ride, I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL. I can't seem to you, bitch she bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you gotta it, bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for a nigga man do give a fuck what a nigga bout' to do, give a fuck what you and another nigga been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, runnin' behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga got like that 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. It's like that, that make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, This Mystikal, Master P, and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, though they ain't from you, baby my love you. Kirk baby, you know we need a... new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I ain't gave you in the last year, we need a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, four door V-12. Oh I that extra checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I a brand new house, a five karat ring for my birthday, and don't forget to up some pampers and milk. I chose pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't to pick up your out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
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