Intro: P]
Are you to boldly go, where no has gone before? The Ghetto has landed. Captain has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain will save you, and beam your loved to the fortune and fame you are lookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' me? Are you ready? I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' told hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the I done broke fo' they bank, I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' tank. I got hoes like acorns fallin' trees, No Limit niggas say hoes, no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was livin' next to Captain Kirk. Captain on his face, lookin' like drug swappin', come to out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage. Got keys to his cottage, done the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe the back. On top of that, the fat!!! a career off this nigga, and all his homies gone, because they can't get it to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I been done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I have yo baby.
Verse Two: [Silkk The See I met bad ass trick, I this bad ass bitch. Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be buying her shit. I her lunch the first time, but see there that's nuthin' but game, I hit it one time and they be back, bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the nerve to me, if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless, I told her Bitch if you ain't dick, then of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a balla nigga like my mind, I figured at me she see nothin' but dollar signs. Simply, a bitch might give you weed, a bitch give you a buck, man, but you my boy you use a condom, before you try to fuck. Take the from this show bug, Silkk ain't no love. I a little somethin', but at the end I take'em back and get the love. And no beam'em up Scotty, no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse Three: Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!! my mama got me bent. the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?, and the fuck I went? you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I gon put you on no pedestal, jus 'cause you with that pleasure. You smokin' my ridin' my ride, I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL. I can't seem to you, bitch she bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you hand it, bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a fuck bout' what a bout' to do, give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga through. Get the out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin' behind my G dues, can't wait to see nigga that got trampled that 'cause that ass whoopin' been due. It's like that, that make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work, Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, though they ain't from you, baby my love you. Kirk baby, you we need a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. though I ain't gave you none in the last year, baby we a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four V-12. Oh I took that checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I a brand new house, a karat diamond ring for my birthday, and don't forget to up some pampers and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to up your cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. Kirk's enterprise be beaming up out of the in five seconds, four, three, two, one.
[Sound of airplane or other aircraft taking off and away]