Intro: P]
Are you ready to go, where no family has before? The Ghetto has landed. Captain has arrived, I repeat, Kirk, has arrived. Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk save you, and beam your loved ones to the fortune and you are lookin' for. I mean the generation, ya' heard me? Are you [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: P -- Fiend] P: Somebody musta' these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper, but will jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' All the bitches I done broke fo' bank, I got so many I need a muthafuckin' fish tank. I got hoes like fallin' outta trees, No Limit don't say hoes, ain't no that be floatin' in the breeze...
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I put in work I ain't know, I was next door to Captain Kirk. Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like swappin', come to out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage. Got to his cottage, done changed the law and the act, and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back. On top of that, the fat!!! Makin' a career off nigga, and all his homies gone, because they can't get it to this nigga, go figga, all she was that man to change, but if it was me, I done been done that bitch in the brains.
Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I wanna yo' baby. Captain Kirk, can you me? Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby. Kirk, can you save me? Mr. Captain Kirk, I have yo baby.
Two: [Silkk The Shocker] See I met bad ass trick, I mean bad ass bitch. Tellin' her about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit. I bought her lunch the time, but see there trick nuthin' but game, I hit it one time and they be back, bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?". And she had the to tell me, if I ain't a trick I'm worthless, I told her if you ain't suckin' dick, none of yo' clit defeats the purpose. Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla like my mind, I figured at me she see nothin' but dollar signs. Simply, a bitch might you some weed, a might give you a buck, man, but you my boy you better use a condom, you try to fuck. the game from this show bug, 'cause ain't no love. I a little somethin', but at the end I take'em and get the most love. And ain't no up Scotty, ain't no savin' hoes ain't puttin' in no work. It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain (Bitch freeze), all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Nails, fix yo' wig, bring yo' kids 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in five minutes.
Verse Three: Aww HOLD UP!!!, A MINUTE!!! my done got me bent. What the fuck you mean, I was?, who I was with?, and where the I went? Bitch you be yoself, you probably WOULD, if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus you quick with pleasure. You smokin' my weed my ride, I'M TO KEEP IT REAL. I can't to satisfy you, she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!! They really ain't paid, but you hand it, this bitch be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made and my pockets to the top. But oh no, you bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man do give a fuck bout' what a nigga to do, give a fuck what you and another nigga been through. Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, runnin' behind my G dues, wait to see that nigga that got trampled like that that ass whoopin' been due. It's thinkin' like that, make it hard, for me and the of my niggas. these tramps they it like weed, SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!! Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and up off yo' hard work, Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk, NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Kirk, you know I six kids, even though they from you, baby my love you. baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV, I you pay the rent. Even though I gave you none in the last year, baby we a brand new car boo, six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes door V-12. Oh I that extra checkbook, I need my... hair, nails, did, I a brand new house, a five diamond ring for my birthday, and don't forget to pick up some and milk. Also I pickles, and Ice Cream. I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, finally gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to pick up cape out the cleaners.
P] Mr. enterprise will be beaming up out of the ghetto in seconds, four, three, two, one.
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