Luyện nghe bài hát Captain Kirk

Intro: P]

Are you to boldly go,
where no has gone before?
The Ghetto has landed.
Kirk has arrived, I repeat,
Kirk, has arrived.
Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk save you,
and beam your loved ones to the and fame you
are lookin' for. I the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? I Am!!!!]

1st [Master P -- Fiend]
P:
Somebody musta' told these I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'

All the bitches I done broke fo' bank,
I got so cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes like acorns outta trees,
No niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps that be in the breeze...

Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in
I ain't know, I was livin' next to Captain Kirk.
Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' drug swappin',
to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is eat funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the fat!!!
a career off this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to nigga,
go figga,
all she wanted was man to change,
but if it was me, I been done slapped that bitch in the brains.

Captain Kirk, can you me?
Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you me?
Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you me?
Captain Kirk, I have yo' baby.
Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.

Verse Two: [Silkk The
See I met bad ass trick,
I mean bad ass bitch.
Tellin' her friends about month go by see be like buying her shit.
I bought her the first time,
but see trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one and they be callin' back,
bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?".
And she had the nerve to me,
if I a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
I told her if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' clit the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla like my mind,
I figured at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.
Simply, a bitch give you some weed,
a bitch might you a buck,
man, but you my boy you
use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from show bug,
'cause ain't no love.
I give'em a somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the love.
And no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that puttin' in no work.
It all depends on TRU niggas us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
all you hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in
approximately minutes.

Verse [Mystikal]
Aww UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
my done got me bent.
the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I
Bitch you be yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus
you quick with pleasure.
You my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO IT REAL.
I can't seem to you,
bitch she bout' the BILLS!!!
They really paid, but you gotta hand it,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, man done got it made
and ride my to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a man
do a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga through.
Get the out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that that got
trampled like that 'cause that ass whoopin' due.
It's thinkin' like that, make it hard,
for me and the of my niggas.
Mean tramps they it like weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE YOU NIGGA!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' work,
Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Kirk, you I have six kids,
even though they ain't you,
my kids love you.
Kirk baby, you we need a... brand new color TV,
I you pay the rent.
though I ain't gave you none in the last year,
baby we a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-L, four door V-12.
Oh I that extra checkbook,
I my... hair, nails, toes did,
I a brand new house,
a five karat diamond for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some and milk.
I chose pickles, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, Kirk, your finally
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and forget to
pick up cape out the cleaners.

P]
Mr. Kirk's will be beaming up out of
the ghetto in seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.

[Sound of airplane or other aircraft taking off
and flying