I'm not tall but can I Like the double dutch going the street I rap to myself when there no one to rap to And to me yo my shit be sweet It's like doo doo rock oop I chew with my group and we couped in a hoop Deee! breath is smelling poo Geee! Tone is that you? (I think so) I'm one two times three times a lady Bay-beh, bay-beh, Ha! I make it happen, de, ladi da When I was a boy I said "Oh" but now I'm a man "Ah" Cha cha cha, who where the mouth goes nigga, I'm fly, so keep your fucking mouth closed Ralph "Rasheed" and I be saying "Boo!" Bitches welcome back Common the "Oooh oooh ooh" And is how I wreck it, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo is how I wreck it, do doo doo do doo Now one two check ir, I'm as Def as a It could be, it should be, it is? cow! I'm grass hopping like the ?common Billy Not the Godfather, but I lounge like a Grandma, breaks it, 8, we (Ch ch chaa) I got like a DJ I used to to be like, I used to want to be like Mike, but the man in the mirror don't know if he's black or And that me mad (Backwards scratching) Who's
Now can I bust in era, I'm a plus like addition And listen, I'm dishing out shit a chef The love is the Show, showing you the ladies You late on the Oh we the greatest show? You right To might right, raise, to my left, bap In the back, Blah, so get the fuck out my face Oh a disgrace, you can't disgrace I'll erase you boys to mincemeat Human means T, O's, N's, this is just a tease before my album No bum is out, I'm out to parlay you One chip off the block, so bust it down, the sound as a big zap I frighten those biting when Lord jabber tighten tighten taken to loose Ynot's no loser but I lost your real I you, finder's keeper's so you mind too mind can't match mine when I do mine Call mine, my mouth is a gold mine More chaws like jaws, I get ate like the balls I got to rhyme, too, I climb you a stepson No weapon, but I got a rep, son, for taking fakes to the in my file Shit, I'll sit all stand-up comic rappers Who diss that who go on about your seatbelts til he melts to ice T.O.N.Y.'s backwards, I nerds, fuck what you heard Hey, gone when I finish, and niggas say "Damn, Tone" busted
Bust it out, chant Sense you know is running things Let's show you we you run it down You ain't us though we running things Yeah, you know running things
Usually I'm the second voice, time I'm the first choice In the rhyme, I'm no prancer, so Momma mock me, here's your time to jock, G, don't me Don't pack no axe like a I ran stars back to their crib, create craters In there, I'm one for fun One tht plays golf, can't play tennis One croquet, and Blazay plays the cut Still the women say "Hey" lay hey hee hoo, in my way dead Yo I lay she hoo, in my bed Ask Common, I did momma, nah I took it easy Of hard hail, on a scale 1 to 10 I'm rich, I own and Essence And say I'm strong cause with the pen I've been a Bad Boy A sad boy, I call your girl 13 cause she's I say more? I see more, I see more Sea shore to sea shore, I my yaght and play Yatzee the posse, dressing tight, yo I'm friendly Who's the master, the weak-minded say I rock too The short-winded say I to long So niggas me, "Please let me go to the peasant" No, let me stop, chow,
Baby, baby, baby! Kids call me coffee because I jugga jugga* drop! And you stop, don't put on the red light While I rock player, I coach more than John Thompson I'm in your town, George, I got it made like I'm getting bigger than the lips on Lawrence *Mmuah, mmuah* It's like, it's like A like Erick, did a B.A.P. just like Tists Wham! I knocked you over, but can I get a I shoot the gift rapping, and wish you a Merry he quickness is how I rip this, can you dig it? Well if not, then dig this, this is the way I flow The of hip-hop, I make you say "Ho!" Don't hear me knocking, I said, like I said And this is the story about a man Jed Got some lead for hefiers, yo I rip it out My weapon, double decker, I from 187 And I do work like a cop in the name of Com before I break your arm Plus I'm down the U-Ack and Bushman Peace to the Beatnuts, to the Pharcyde Yeah, you what time it is Yeah, how it is
(The silliness til the end)