I'm not tall but can I Like the double going down the street I rap to when there ain't no one to rap to And to me yo my be sounding sweet It's like doo doo rock oop I chew with my group chicken and we in a hoop Deee! Somebody's breath is poo Geee! Tone is that you? (I think so) I'm one time two three times a lady Bay-beh, bay-beh, Ha! I it happen, ladi de, ladi da I was a boy I said "Oh" but now I'm a man saying "Ah" Cha cha cha, who knows the mouth goes Yeah nigga, I'm fly, so keep your fucking closed Ralph goes "Rasheed" and I be "Boo!" Bitches back Common with the "Oooh oooh ooh" And this is how I it, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo is how I wreck it, do doo doo do doo Now one two ir, I'm as Def as a Leopard It could be, it should be, it is? cow! I'm hopping like the ?common Billy section? Not the Godfather, but I like a stepper Grandma, breaks it, 8, we (Ch ch chaa) I got scratch a DJ I used to want to be like, I used to want to be Mike, but the man in the mirror don't know if he's or white And that me mad (Backwards scratching) bad?
Now can I bust in this era, I'm a plus like And listen, I'm dishing out shit a chef The is the Late Show, showing you the ladies You late on the show? Oh we the show? You right To might right, raise, to my left, bap In the back, Blazay Blah, so get the out my face Oh what a disgrace, you disgrace Boys erase you boys to mincemeat Human means T, O's, N's, this is just a tease before my album No bum is out, I'm out to parlay you One chip off the block, so it down, bust the sound as a big zap I frighten biting when Lord jabber tighten when tighten taken to loose Ynot's no loser but I lost your real I find you, finder's keeper's so you too Your can't match mine when I do mine mine, my mouth is a fucking gold mine More chaws like monster jaws, I get ate like the I got to rhyme, too, I climb you like a No weapon, but I got a rep, son, for fakes to the towel in my file Shit, sit down all stand-up comic rappers Who diss that who go on fashion Fasten your til he melts to ice T.O.N.Y.'s backwards, I attack nerds, what you heard Hey, when I finish, women and niggas say "Damn, Tone" That's
it out, chant chant Common Sense you is running things Let's you we know you run it down You ain't seeing us though we things Yeah, you know they running
Usually I'm the second voice, this I'm the first choice In the rhyme, I'm no prancer, so Momma mock me, your time to jock, G, don't jack me Don't pack no axe like a I ran track back to their crib, create craters In there, I'm one for fun One tht golf, can't raise play tennis One croquet, and Blazay plays the cut Still make the say "Hey" Yodle lay hey hee hoo, in my way Yo I lay she hoo, in my bed Ask Common, I did your momma, nah I took it Of hail, on a scale from 1 to 10 I'm rich, I own Ebony and And Essence say I'm cause with the pen I've been a Bad Boy A sad boy, I call your 13 cause she's good Should I say I see more, I see more Sea shore to sea shore, I my yaght and play Yatzee Ynot's the posse, dressing tight, yo I'm Who's the master, the weak-minded say I rock too The say I rhyme to long So told me, "Please let me go to the peasant" No, let me stop, chow,
Baby, baby, baby! Kids call me coffee I *jugga jugga jugga* drop! And you don't stop, put on the red light While I rock player, niggas I coach more than John I'm in your town, George, I got it made Florance I'm getting bigger than the lips on Lawrence *Mmuah, It's like, it's like this A Sermon like Erick, did a B.A.P. just like Wham! I knocked you over, but can I get a I the gift rapping, and wish you a Merry Christmas With he is how I rip this, can you dig it? Well if not, then dig this, this is the way that I The of hip-hop, I make you say "Ho!" Don't hear me knocking, like I said, I said And this is the story a man named Jed Got some lead for hefiers, yo I rip it out My weapon, decker, I come from 187 And I do work like a cop Stop in the name of Com I break your arm Plus I'm down with the U-Ack and to the Beatnuts, peace to the Pharcyde Yeah, you know what it is Yeah, how it is
(The silliness til the end)