I'm not tall but can I Like the dutch going down the street I rap to myself when ain't no one to rap to And to me yo my shit be sweet It's like doo doo rock oop I chew with my group chicken and we couped in a Deee! breath is smelling poo Geee! Tone is that (I don't think so) I'm one time two three times a lady Bay-beh, bay-beh, Ha! I it happen, ladi de, ladi da I was a boy I said "Oh" but now I'm a man saying "Ah" Cha cha cha, who knows where the mouth Yeah nigga, I'm fly, so your fucking mouth closed Ralph goes "Rasheed" and I be "Boo!" Bitches welcome back with the "Oooh oooh ooh" And is how I wreck it, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo This is how I it, do doo doo do doo Now one two check ir, I'm as Def as a It be, it should be, it is? Holy cow! I'm hopping like the ?common Billy section? Not the Godfather, but I like a stepper Grandma, breaks it, 8, we (Ch ch chaa) I got scratch a DJ I used to want to be like, I used to want to be Mike, but the man in the mirror know if he's black or white And that me mad (Backwards scratching) bad?
Now can I bust in era, I'm a plus like addition And listen, I'm dishing out shit like a The love is the Late Show, you the ladies You late on the show? Oh we the greatest show? You To might right, raise, to my left, bap In the back, Blazay Blah, so get the fuck out my Oh what a disgrace, you disgrace Boys I'll erase you boys to means T, O's, N's, why's this is just a tease before my album No bum is out, I'm out to parlay you One off the block, so bust it down, bust the sound as a big zap I frighten those biting when Lord jabber tighten when tighten taken to Ynot's no loser but I your real mind I find you, finder's keeper's so you too Your mind match mine when I do mine Call mine, my mouth is a fucking gold More like monster jaws, I get ate like the balls I got to rhyme, too, I climb you like a No weapon, but I got a rep, son, for taking to the towel Snakes in my Shit, sit down all stand-up comic rappers Who diss who go on about fashion Fasten seatbelts til he melts to ice T.O.N.Y.'s backwards, I attack nerds, fuck you heard Hey, gone when I finish, and niggas say "Damn, Tone" That's
Bust it out, chant Common Sense you know is running Let's you we know you run it down You ain't seeing us though we things Yeah, you know running things
Usually I'm the voice, this time I'm the first choice In the rhyme, I'm no prancer, so Momma mock me, your time to jock, G, don't jack me Don't pack no axe like a I ran track stars back to crib, create craters In there, I'm one for fun One tht plays golf, can't play tennis One plays croquet, and plays the cut make the women say "Hey" Yodle lay hey hee hoo, in my way Yo I lay she hoo, in my bed Ask Common, I did momma, nah I took it easy Of hard hail, on a scale 1 to 10 I'm rich, I own and Essence And Essence say I'm strong cause with the pen been a Bad Boy A sad boy, I call your girl 13 cause good I say more? I see more, I see more Sea shore to sea shore, I my yaght and play Yatzee the posse, dressing tight, yo I'm friendly Who's the master, the say I rock too strong The short-winded say I rhyme to So told me, "Please let me go to the peasant" No, let me stop, chow,
Baby, baby, baby! Kids call me coffee because I *jugga jugga drop! And you don't stop, don't put on the red While I rock player, I coach more than John Thompson I'm in your town, George, I got it made Florance I'm getting bigger than the lips on Martain *Mmuah, mmuah* It's like, like this A Sermon like Erick, did a B.A.P. just Tists Wham! I you over, but can I get a witness? I shoot the gift rapping, and you a Merry Christmas With he is how I rip this, can you dig it? Well if not, then dig this, is the way that I flow The pimp of hip-hop, I you say "Ho!" Don't hear me knocking, like I said, like I And is the story about a man named Jed Got some lead for hefiers, yo I rip it out My weapon, double decker, I come 187 And I do work like a cop Stop in the of Com before I break your arm Plus I'm with the U-Ack and Bushman Peace to the Beatnuts, peace to the Yeah, you know time it is Yeah, how it is
(The silliness til the end)