Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you us a bedtime story?

we go...

Now upon a time not long ago
was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they mislead
By a internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make cash
Grab the silver and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm to administer
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal
Stanabis, little Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we the mister
Not havin' it, it's the mad
Dr. Evil with his bag of for
little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan from
I'm 'bout to murder little fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna to diss ya
Canibis, where the fuck you at? I ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art Can-i-bitch?
tell me what happened with
That style that you were with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you from Los
New or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh

Now at first I ain't understand the shit
Picture me for a second and it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the
Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is
For me, being a sick, this conflict
Gets my harder than arithmetic
And I how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the few letters you sent me
The first two letters you tellin' me shit
Like you me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I return
None of the messages at Shady you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a bomb in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to me!
So I went back and read the few letters that said
Some shit a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my
The funny is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian
Shit. Oh Dre, a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo
We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was Oh) Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, goin' no time to waste
Wait, hit him one more time in case
Okay .. fuck now draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
Just tryin' to find a reason for the hate
And tryin' to figure out what to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' you was scandalous
That Canibus into a television evangelist"
Plus he with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys
So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin',
He won't die, guy's like a battered wife
like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis foldin' up!
me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads
ty-nine percent of my are blonde
c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun moon and stars
metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead arm
From a reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of
We the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him!
I Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He yo he's gone he did it again