Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you us a bedtime story?

we go...

Now once a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or double wood
So the silly little fans they were
By a nerdy computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, gonna make some cash
Grab the paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm to administer
To this ass-kissin' little blister
Stanabis, little Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we the mister
Not it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for
this little faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan from
I'm to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I wanna have to diss ya
Canibis, where the fuck you at? I ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please me what happened with
That style that you were rappin'
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New York or a janitor
From Canada? Oh

Now at first I ain't really understand the
Picture me for a and imagine it
Chillin' in the and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes the scanners
Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man is sick
For me, being just a sick, this
Gets my dick than arithmetic
And I know how you ones envy
I shoulda knew better the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were me shit
Like you respect me, any other regular MC
The third you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Records you left me
The letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you comin' to get me
The sixth letter a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really to kill me!
So I back and read the first few letters that said
Some about a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my
The funny is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it
All we gotta do is use a bit of boost
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was Oh) Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to
Wait, backup hit him one more time in
Okay .. fuck now he's under the car
Oh well, only 30 thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine
"He couldn't have fell off hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was
That Canibus into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He kinda a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin',
He won't die, guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' for more
But he fight back I cracked his jaw
up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine of my fans are blonde
c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
Bite another from Redman's song!
Suddenly the from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out under the car
It's JD, this won't die neither
Dre starts him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it