Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime
we go...
Now once a time not long ago There was a rapper about to blow But his came and it was not good I think it went lead or copper wood So the silly little fans they were By a internet computer hip-hop head "Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna some cash Grab the silver paint and let's my ass" Hey mister, would ya care to bare to The ass-whippin' I'm about to To ass-kissin' little vaginal blister Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' And in corner, we have the mister Not havin' it, it's the mad Dr. with his bag of tricks for little antagonist faggot dick-suckin' Ex-LL J fan from Windsor I'm 'bout to murder Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I ain't wanna have to ya Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!
Can-i-bitch, oh Where for art Can-i-bitch? Please tell me what with That style that you were rappin' Can-i-bitch, oh Are you from Los New York or a janitor Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I really understand the shit me for a second and imagine it Chillin' in the and relaxin' When all a sudden bullshit comes across the scanners It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" It me out at first. Man this is sick For me, just a sick, this conflict Gets my dick harder than And I know how you ones envy I shoulda knew better the first few letters you sent me The first two letters you were me shit Like you respect me, like any other MC The third letter you ask how come I ain't None of the messages at Shady you left me The letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!" The fifth told me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our This motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and read the few letters that said Some shit about a message you Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A" This dude to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
So in two seconds flat Dre's at my The funny is we both know where this kid lives And neither one of us Canadian citizenship Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it All we do is use a bit of turbo boost We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!] So off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Fuck It, keep goin' no time to Wait, backup hit him one time in case Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' the car Oh well, 30 more thousand miles Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to Just to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' you was scandalous Canibus turned into a television evangelist" Plus he with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys So we pull up to the bridge where he last was His was still movin' but his ass was rotted He kinda a little like Courtney Love I figure if I stick him with a fork done So I him twice, kept jabbin', Christ He won't die, this guy's a battered wife He's like Kim, he comin' back for more But he fight back I cracked his jaw Hold up, 'Bis foldin' up! Punch me in the chest! Make my touch! Do somethin'! At least one till the meter reads 9-9-9- ty-nine percent of my fans are 'Bis c'mon me man respond! Tell me 'bout the sun moon and stars Intergalatical metaphors Mars! Raw to the floor, raw like Dogs Bite line from Redman's song! Suddenly the stub from a man's arm a midget reaches out from under the car It's JD, this won't die neither Dre starts him with cans of ether We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch (Compton!) bitch! Talk some shit again! him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) Dre he's dead dog, quit kickin him! I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn) He disappeared yo he's gone he did it