Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you us a bedtime story?

we go...

Now once upon a time not ago
was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or double copper
So the silly little fans were mislead
By a internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, gonna make some cash
Grab the paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to
To ass-kissin' little vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall sister
And in this corner, we have the
Not havin' it, the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of for
this antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag
You bastard I ain't wanna to diss ya
Canibis, where the you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art thou
Please tell me what happened
That style you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you from Los
New York or a janitor
From Canada? Oh

Now at first I really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and it
in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes the scanners
It's Can-i-bitch on "Stan Lives" shit
It me out at first. Man this is sick
For me, being a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick harder arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones
I shoulda knew better from the first few you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me
Like you respect me, like any other MC
The letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady Records you me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you startin' to upset me!"
The letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really to kill me!
So I went back and the first few letters that said
Some shit a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A"
This dude to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we know where this kid lives
And one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine
It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, hit him one more time in case
Okay .. now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant
And tryin' to out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was
Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys
So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He kinda smelled a little like Love
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ
He won't die, guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps back for more
But he won't fight back I his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis foldin' up!
me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
C'mon till the reads 9-9-9-
percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line Redman's song!
the stub from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out under the car
It's JD, motherfucker won't die neither
Dre sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) him! (switch again!)
Dre he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it