Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime
we go...
Now upon a time not long ago There was a little about to blow But his album came and it was not I think it went lead or double wood So the silly fans they were mislead By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop "Me and you, 'Clef, gonna make some cash Grab the paint and let's paint my ass" Hey mister, would ya care to witness to The I'm about to administer To this ass-kissin' little vaginal Stanabis, Marshall Mathers' sister And in this corner, we have the Not it, it's the mad sinister Dr. Evil with his bag of for this little antagonist faggot Ex-LL Cool J fan Windsor I'm 'bout to little Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I wanna have to diss ya Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!
Can-i-bitch, oh Where for art thou Please tell me what with style that you were rappin' with Can-i-bitch, oh Are you from Los New or just a janitor Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I ain't really the shit me for a second and imagine it Chillin' in the and relaxin' When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit It creeped me out at first. Man this is For me, just a sick, this conflict Gets my dick harder than And I how you jealous ones envy I shoulda knew better from the few letters you sent me The first two letters you were me shit Like you respect me, like any regular MC The third you ask how come I ain't return None of the messages at Shady Records you me The fourth letter: "Slim, you really to upset me!" The letter told me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our This crazy motherfucker's tryin' to kill me! So I back and read the first few letters that said Some shit about a message you Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A" This dude to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
So in two seconds Dre's at my crib The funny thing is we both know where kid lives And one of us have Canadian citizenship Shit. Oh Dre, a mintue that's it All we do is use a bit of turbo boost We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!] So we're off to Toronto and we're speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine It, keep goin' no time to waste Wait, backup hit him one time in case Okay .. now he's draggin' under the car Oh well, 30 more thousand miles Meanwhile me and Dre are to conversate tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate And to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't fell off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was That turned into a television evangelist" Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted His corpse was still movin' but his ass was He kinda a little like Courtney Love I figure if I stick him with a fork he's So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', He won't die, this guy's like a wife He's like Kim, he keeps back for more But he fight back I cracked his jaw up, 'Bis quit foldin' up! Punch me in the chest! Make my touch! Do somethin'! At least one C'mon till the meter 9-9-9- ty-nine of my fans are blonde c'mon answer me man respond! Tell me the sun rain moon and stars Intergalatical metaphors Mars! Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs Bite another line from song! Suddenly the from a dead man's arm From a midget reaches out from the car It's JD, this motherfucker die neither Dre sprayin' him with cans of ether We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the again (Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again! him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) Dre he's dead dog, quit kickin him! I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn) He yo he's gone he did it again