Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime
we go...
Now upon a time not long ago There was a little rapper to blow But his album came and it was not I think it lead or double copper wood So the silly little fans they were By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop "Me and you, 'Clef, we're make some cash the silver paint and let's paint my ass" Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to The ass-whippin' I'm about to To this ass-kissin' little vaginal Stanabis, little Marshall sister And in this corner, we the mister Not havin' it, the mad sinister Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for this antagonist faggot dick-suckin' Ex-LL Cool J fan from I'm 'bout to little Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I wanna have to diss ya Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!
Can-i-bitch, oh Where for art thou Please tell me what happened That style that you were with Can-i-bitch, oh Are you Los Angeles New York or a janitor Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I really understand the shit Picture me for a second and it Chillin' in the and relaxin' When all a sudden some comes across the scanners It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" It creeped me out at first. Man is sick For me, just a sick, this conflict Gets my dick than arithmetic And I how you jealous ones envy I shoulda knew better from the first few you sent me The first two you were tellin' me shit Like you respect me, like any other MC The third letter you ask how come I return None of the messages at Shady Records you me The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to me!" The fifth letter me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb in our building This crazy really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and the first few letters that said Some about a message you left Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A" This wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! Right I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
So in two flat Dre's at my crib The funny thing is we both know where this kid And neither one of us have Canadian Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it All we gotta do is use a bit of boost We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!] So we're off to Toronto and we're speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Dupri Fuck It, keep goin' no to waste Wait, backup hit him one more time in Okay .. fuck now he's under the car Oh well, only 30 thousand miles Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to Just tryin' to find a for the constant hate And tryin' to out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was when you was scandalous That turned into a television evangelist" Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys So we pull up to the bridge where he was spotted His corpse was still movin' but his ass was He kinda smelled a little like Love I figure if I stick him a fork he's done So I him twice, kept jabbin', Christ He won't die, this guy's like a wife like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more But he won't fight I cracked his jaw up, 'Bis quit foldin' up! Punch me in the chest! Make my touch! Do somethin'! At least one C'mon till the meter 9-9-9- ty-nine percent of my are blonde 'Bis answer me man respond! Tell me 'bout the sun moon and stars metaphors from Mars! Raw to the floor, raw like Dogs Bite line from Redman's song! Suddenly the from a dead man's arm a midget reaches out from under the car It's JD, this motherfucker die neither Dre starts sprayin' him cans of ether We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the again (Compton!) bitch! Talk some shit again! him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) Dre he's dead dog, quit kickin him! I think Stanabis jumped off the again (Damn) He disappeared yo he's gone he did it