Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a story?

we go...

Now upon a time not long ago
There was a rapper about to blow
But his came and it was not good
I think it went or double copper wood
So the little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna some cash
Grab the silver and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to
The I'm about to administer
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal
Stanabis, Marshall Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we have the
Not it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of for
this little antagonist faggot
Ex-LL Cool J fan Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to ya
Canibis, where the you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art thou
Please tell me what with
That style you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you from Los
New York or just a
From Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at I ain't really understand the shit
me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and
When all a sudden bullshit comes across the scanners
Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is
For me, being just a sick, this
Gets my dick harder arithmetic
And I know how you ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few you sent me
The first two letters you tellin' me shit
Like you respect me, like any other MC
The letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to me!"
The letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to me!
So I went and read the first few letters that said
Some shit a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
This wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're speed
[BOOSH!] (What was Oh) Jermaine Dupri
It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more in case
Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' the car
Oh well, 30 more thousand miles
me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to Propaine'
"He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was
That Canibus into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted
His corpse was still but his ass was rotted
He smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork done
So I him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die, this like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' for more
But he won't fight back I his jaw
up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine of my fans are blonde
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir
Bite line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the from a dead man's arm
a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker die neither
Dre sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's he did it again