Marshall! Will you tell us a story?
we go...
Now once upon a not long ago There was a little rapper about to But his came and it was not good I think it went or double copper wood So the silly little fans were mislead By a nerdy internet hip-hop head "Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some Grab the silver paint and paint my ass" Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to The ass-whippin' I'm to administer To this little vaginal blister Stanabis, little Marshall sister And in this corner, we the mister Not havin' it, it's the mad Dr. Evil with his bag of for this little antagonist faggot Cool J fan from Windsor I'm 'bout to murder Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I ain't have to diss ya Canibis, where the you at? I miss ya!
Can-i-bitch, oh Where for art thou Please tell me happened with style that you were rappin' with Can-i-bitch, oh Are you from Los New York or a janitor From Canada? Oh
Now at first I really understand the shit Picture me for a second and it Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners It's Can-i-bitch on "Stan Lives" shit It creeped me out at first. Man is sick For me, just a sick, this conflict Gets my dick harder arithmetic And I know how you jealous ones I shoulda knew from the first few letters you sent me The first two letters you tellin' me shit Like you respect me, any other regular MC The third letter you ask how I ain't return None of the messages at Shady you left me The letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!" The fifth letter told me you comin' to get me The sixth letter there's a bomb in our building This crazy really tryin' to kill me! So I went and read the first few letters that said shit about a message you left Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A" This dude to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! Right I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
So in two seconds Dre's at my crib The funny thing is we both know where this kid And neither one of us have citizenship Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it All we do is use a bit of turbo boost We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!] So we're off to and we're gainin' speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Dupri Fuck It, keep goin' no time to Wait, backup hit him one more in case Okay .. now he's draggin' under the car Oh well, only 30 more thousand me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a reason for the hate And to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way "What to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous That Canibus turned a television evangelist" Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted His was still movin' but his ass was rotted He kinda smelled a little Courtney Love I figure if I stick him a fork he's done So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', He won't die, this guy's a battered wife like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more But he won't back I cracked his jaw Hold up, 'Bis quit up! me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch! Do somethin'! At least one C'mon the meter reads 9-9-9- percent of my fans are blonde 'Bis answer me man respond! Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and Intergalatical metaphors Mars! Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs Bite another line from song! Suddenly the stub from a man's arm From a reaches out from under the car JD, this motherfucker won't die neither Dre starts him with cans of ether We stomped the bitch and stopmed the bitch again (Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some again! him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him! I think Stanabis jumped off the again (Damn) He disappeared yo he's gone he did it