Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a story?

we go...

Now once upon a not long ago
There was a rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or double copper
So the little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some
Grab the silver and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm to administer
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers'
And in this corner, we the mister
Not it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. with his bag of tricks for
little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag
You I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canibis, where the you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what with
That style that you rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New York or just a
Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at first I ain't understand the shit
Picture me for a and imagine it
Chillin' in the and relaxin'
When all a some bullshit comes across the scanners
It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives"
It me out at first. Man this is sick
For me, being just a sick, conflict
Gets my dick harder than
And I know how you jealous ones
I knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two you were tellin' me shit
Like you respect me, like any regular MC
The letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our
This crazy motherfucker's really to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that
Some about a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my
The funny is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, a mintue that's it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was Oh) Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin' no to waste
Wait, backup hit him one time in case
.. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are to conversate
Just tryin' to find a for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine
"He have fell off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was
That Canibus into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the where he last was spotted
His was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little like Love
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ
He won't die, guy's like a battered wife
He's Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight I cracked his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my touch!
Do somethin'! At one punchline
C'mon the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my are blonde
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from song!
Suddenly the stub from a man's arm
From a midget out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of
We the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dog, quit kickin him!
I Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He yo he's gone he did it again