Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a story?

we go...

Now once upon a not long ago
There was a little rapper to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or copper wood
So the silly little they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're make some cash
Grab the silver paint and paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm to administer
To this little vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers'
And in this corner, we have the
Not havin' it, it's the mad
Dr. Evil with his bag of for
this antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna to diss ya
Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me happened with
style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New or just a janitor
From Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at first I ain't understand the shit
Picture me for a second and it
Chillin' in the and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners
It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives"
It creeped me out at first. Man is sick
For me, just a sick, this conflict
Gets my harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few you sent me
The two letters you were tellin' me shit
Like you me, like any other regular MC
The third you ask how come I ain't return
of the messages at Shady Records you left me
The letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth told me you were comin' to get me
The letter there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the few letters that said
Some shit a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian
Shit. Oh Dre, a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of boost
We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine
It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more in case
Okay .. fuck now he's under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand
Meanwhile me and Dre are to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the hate
And tryin' to out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard" no way
"What to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned into a evangelist"
Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He kinda smelled a little like Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin',
He won't die, this like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for
But he won't fight back I his jaw
Hold up, quit foldin' up!
me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
C'mon till the meter 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir
Bite another line from song!
the stub from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out from the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die
Dre starts him with cans of ether
We stomped the and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him!
I Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He yo he's gone he did it again