Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you us a bedtime story?

we go...

Now once upon a time not ago
was a little rapper about to blow
But his came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper
So the silly little fans were mislead
By a nerdy computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some
Grab the silver and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to
The I'm about to administer
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal
Stanabis, little Mathers' sister
And in corner, we have the mister
Not it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of for
this antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan from
I'm 'bout to murder little fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna to diss ya
Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art thou
Please tell me what happened
That style that you were rappin'
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New York or a janitor
From Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at first I ain't really the shit
Picture me for a and imagine it
Chillin' in the and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners
It's Can-i-bitch on "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is
For me, being just a sick, this
Gets my dick than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones
I shoulda knew from the first few letters you sent me
The two letters you were tellin' me shit
you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady Records you me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you really to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were to get me
The sixth letter there's a threat in our building
crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters said
Some shit a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A"
This dude to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it
All we gotta do is use a bit of boost
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine
Fuck It, goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one time in case
Okay .. fuck now he's under the car
Oh well, only 30 thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the hate
And tryin' to out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was when you was scandalous
Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the bridge where he was spotted
His was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a like Courtney Love
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ
He won't die, guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for
But he won't fight back I his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis foldin' up!
me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At one punchline
till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are
c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain and stars
Intergalatical from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
another line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a man's arm
From a reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die
Dre starts sprayin' him with of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him!
I think jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo gone he did it again