Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a bedtime

we go...

Now once upon a time not ago
There was a little rapper about to
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or copper wood
So the silly fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some
Grab the silver paint and let's my ass"
Hey mister, would ya to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to
To this ass-kissin' vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers'
And in corner, we have the mister
Not havin' it, it's the mad
Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for
this little faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan from
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag
You bastard I ain't wanna to diss ya
Canibis, where the fuck you at? I ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened
style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh

Now at I ain't really understand the shit
me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and
When all a sudden bullshit comes across the scanners
It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives"
It creeped me out at first. Man this is
For me, just a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick harder than
And I know how you jealous ones
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you me
The first two letters you were tellin' me
Like you me, like any other regular MC
The third you ask how come I ain't return
of the messages at Shady Records you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to me!"
The fifth letter told me you comin' to get me
The sixth there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to me!
So I went back and the first few letters that said
Some about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A"
This wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my
The thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to
Wait, backup hit him one more in case
Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
Just to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't fell off that hard" Ain't no way
"What to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
That turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop
So we pull up to the where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney
I figure if I stick him with a he's done
So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ
He die, this guy's like a battered wife
He's Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't back I cracked his jaw
up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
C'mon till the reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine of my fans are blonde
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and
Intergalatical from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Dogs
Bite another from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead arm
From a reaches out from under the car
JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him cans of ether
We the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, kickin him!
I think Stanabis off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it