Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a bedtime

we go...

Now once upon a time not ago
was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it lead or double copper wood
So the little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some
Grab the silver paint and let's my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to
To this little vaginal blister
Stanabis, Marshall Mathers' sister
And in corner, we have the mister
Not havin' it, it's the mad
Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for
little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little fag Keniff-sta
You I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what with
That that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New York or a janitor
From Canada? Oh

Now at first I ain't really understand the
Picture me for a second and it
in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners
Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is
For me, just a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick harder arithmetic
And I how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew from the first few letters you sent me
The first two you were tellin' me shit
Like you respect me, like any regular MC
The third letter you ask how I ain't return
None of the at Shady Records you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were to get me
The sixth letter there's a bomb in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to me!
So I went back and read the few letters that said
Some shit about a message you
Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A"
This dude wants to me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin'
[BOOSH!] (What was Oh) Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin' no to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more in case
Okay .. fuck now he's under the car
Oh well, only 30 more miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine
"He couldn't have off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys
So we up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin',
He won't die, this guy's like a battered
He's like Kim, he keeps back for more
But he fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my touch!
Do somethin'! At one punchline
till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead arm
From a reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker die neither
Dre sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch
(Compton!) bitch! Talk some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's he did it again