Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a story?

we go...

Now upon a time not long ago
There was a little about to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or copper wood
So the silly little they were mislead
By a nerdy internet hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some
the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare to
The ass-whippin' I'm to administer
To this ass-kissin' little blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers'
And in this corner, we have the
Not havin' it, it's the mad
Dr. Evil with his bag of for
little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan Windsor
I'm 'bout to little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna to diss ya
Canibis, where the fuck you at? I ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened
That that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you Los Angeles
New York or a janitor
Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a and imagine it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and
When all a sudden some bullshit across the scanners
It's on some "Stan Lives" shit
It me out at first. Man this is sick
For me, being just a sick, this
my dick harder than arithmetic
And I how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew from the first few letters you sent me
The first two you were tellin' me shit
Like you me, like any other regular MC
The letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Records you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you really to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to me!
So I went and read the first few letters that said
shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my
The funny thing is we both know this kid lives
And neither one of us Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine
It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one time in case
Okay .. fuck now draggin' under the car
Oh well, 30 more thousand miles
me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine
"He have fell off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' you was scandalous
That Canibus into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys
So we pull up to the where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die, this guy's like a battered
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for
But he won't back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis quit up!
me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads
ty-nine percent of my are blonde
c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and
Intergalatical from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Dogs
Bite another from Redman's song!
Suddenly the from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die
Dre starts sprayin' him cans of ether
We stomped the and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk shit again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him!
I think Stanabis off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's he did it again