Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime
we go...
Now once upon a time not ago There was a little rapper to blow But his album came and it was not I think it went lead or copper wood So the silly little fans they were By a nerdy internet hip-hop head "Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some the silver paint and let's paint my ass" Hey mister, would ya care to bare to The I'm about to administer To this ass-kissin' little blister Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' And in this corner, we have the Not havin' it, it's the mad Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for this little faggot dick-suckin' Cool J fan from Windsor I'm 'bout to little Kenny fag Keniff-sta You I ain't wanna have to diss ya Canibis, where the fuck you at? I ya!
Can-i-bitch, oh Where for art Can-i-bitch? tell me what happened with That style that you were rappin' Can-i-bitch, oh Are you from Los New York or just a From Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I ain't really understand the me for a second and imagine it Chillin' in the and relaxin' all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners It's on some "Stan Lives" shit It me out at first. Man this is sick For me, being just a sick, conflict Gets my dick than arithmetic And I know how you jealous ones I shoulda better from the first few letters you sent me The two letters you were tellin' me shit Like you respect me, like any regular MC The third letter you ask how come I ain't None of the messages at Shady Records you me The fourth letter: "Slim, you startin' to upset me!" The fifth letter me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter a bomb threat in our building This motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and read the first few that said shit about a message you left Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A" This wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! Right away I'm on the phone Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
So in two seconds flat at my crib The funny thing is we both where this kid lives And neither one of us have Canadian Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue it All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!] So off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Fuck It, keep goin' no to waste Wait, backup hit him one more time in .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car Oh well, only 30 thousand miles me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just tryin' to find a for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what happened to Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off that hard" no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was Canibus turned into a television evangelist" Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop So we pull up to the where he last was spotted His corpse was still movin' but his ass was He kinda a little like Courtney Love I figure if I stick him with a he's done So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ He won't die, this guy's like a battered He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for But he fight back I cracked his jaw up, 'Bis quit foldin' up! Punch me in the chest! my shoulders touch! Do somethin'! At least one C'mon the meter reads 9-9-9- ty-nine percent of my are blonde 'Bis answer me man respond! Tell me 'bout the sun rain and stars Intergalatical metaphors Mars! Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Bite another line Redman's song! Suddenly the stub a dead man's arm From a reaches out from under the car It's JD, this motherfucker die neither Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch (Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again! him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) Dre alright he's dog, quit kickin him! I Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn) He disappeared yo gone he did it again