Marshall! Will you tell us a story?
we go...
Now once upon a not long ago There was a little about to blow But his came and it was not good I think it went or double copper wood So the silly fans they were mislead By a internet computer hip-hop head "Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna some cash Grab the paint and let's paint my ass" Hey mister, would ya to bare witness to The ass-whippin' I'm about to To ass-kissin' little vaginal blister Stanabis, Marshall Mathers' sister And in corner, we have the mister Not havin' it, it's the mad Dr. Evil with his bag of for little antagonist faggot dick-suckin' Ex-LL Cool J fan from I'm to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I ain't have to diss ya Canibis, where the you at? I miss ya!
Can-i-bitch, oh Where for art Can-i-bitch? Please me what happened with That style that you were rappin' Can-i-bitch, oh Are you from Los New or just a janitor From Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I really understand the shit Picture me for a and imagine it in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin' When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit It creeped me out at first. Man is sick For me, being a sick, this conflict Gets my dick harder arithmetic And I know how you ones envy I shoulda knew better from the first few you sent me The first two letters you tellin' me shit Like you me, like any other regular MC The third letter you ask how I ain't return of the messages at Shady Records you left me The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to me!" The letter told me you were comin' to get me The sixth letter a bomb threat in our building This crazy really tryin' to kill me! So I went back and read the first few letters that shit about a message you left Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A" This dude wants to leave me a "massage," gay!! Right I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
So in two flat Dre's at my crib The funny thing is we both know where this kid And one of us have Canadian citizenship Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it All we gotta do is use a bit of boost We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!] So we're off to Toronto and gainin' speed [BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Fuck It, keep goin' no to waste Wait, backup hit him one more time in .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car Oh well, only 30 more miles me and Dre are tryin' to conversate Just to find a reason for the constant hate And tryin' to figure out what to 'Germaine Propaine' "He couldn't have fell off hard" Ain't no way "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was That Canibus turned a television evangelist" Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!] [BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys So we pull up to the bridge he last was spotted His was still movin' but his ass was rotted He kinda smelled a little Courtney Love I figure if I stick him a fork he's done So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ He won't die, this guy's a battered wife He's like Kim, he keeps comin' for more But he won't fight back I his jaw Hold up, 'Bis quit up! Punch me in the chest! my shoulders touch! Do somethin'! At one punchline C'mon the meter reads 9-9-9- ty-nine percent of my fans are 'Bis c'mon me man respond! Tell me 'bout the sun moon and stars metaphors from Mars! Raw to the floor, raw like Dogs Bite another line Redman's song! Suddenly the from a dead man's arm a midget reaches out from under the car It's JD, this motherfucker die neither Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch (Compton!) bitch! Talk some shit again! Stomp him! (switch feet) him! (switch again!) Dre he's dead dog, quit kickin him! I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn) He disappeared yo he's he did it again