Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you tell us a bedtime

we go...

Now once upon a time not ago
There was a rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not
I think it went lead or double wood
So the little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make cash
the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm to administer
To this little vaginal blister
Stanabis, Marshall Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we have the
Not havin' it, it's the mad
Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for
this little faggot dick-suckin'
Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't have to diss ya
Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
Where for art thou
Please tell me happened with
style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you from Los
New York or a janitor
Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and it
Chillin' in the and relaxin'
When all a sudden bullshit comes across the scanners
It's on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man is sick
For me, just a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick than arithmetic
And I know how you ones envy
I shoulda knew from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were me shit
you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady you left me
The fourth "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were to get me
The letter there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to me!
So I went back and read the few letters that said
Some about a message you left
Oh shit, not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid
And neither one of us have citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, a mintue that's it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine
Fuck It, keep goin' no to waste
Wait, hit him one more time in case
.. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to
Just tryin' to a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard" no way
"What happened to the way you was when you was scandalous
Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys
So we up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was
He smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, jabbin', Christ
He won't die, this like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' for more
But he won't fight I cracked his jaw
Hold up, quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one
C'mon the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are
'Bis answer me man respond!
Tell me the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Dogs
Bite another line Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out under the car
It's JD, this won't die neither
Dre starts him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) him! (switch again!)
Dre alright dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the again (Damn)
He disappeared yo gone he did it again