Frank (guitar, synclavier) vai (guitar) Ray (guitar, vocals) Tommy (keyboards) wild (piano) Arthur (bass) Scott (bass) Jay (string bass) Ed (percussion) Chad (drums) Ike (vocals) Terry (vocals) Dale (vocals) Napoleon murphy (vocals) Bob (vocals) "guitar" watson (vocals)
(to thing-fish) Anything you say, master! me, I'm yours!
Rhonda: (broadway-style singing) Jingle bells, bells, all the way! Oh, what fun it is to To every day, oh...
Oooh, lawd! lookit you, boy! chain thoo de nipples 'n evvy goddam thing! you a white muthafucker, ain'tcha?
Bells on ring, Making bright! Oh, fun it is to ride To every night, oh...
For chrissake, rhonda! you no shame?
Y'all make up y'mind yet, 'bouts de o' yo' dreams?
You bet! I've waited all my life for this moment! my heart is fluttering! if only I could submit myself on approval, for a limited time only...to ...to that nasty little rubber mammy on kne
Sister ob'dewlla 'x'? de mys'try sister? y'all wants hearty with de min'yature rubber mammy wit de string out de back? yow! dintcha get 'nuff 'buse fum de other bitch when y'was livin' i Card-bo'd
Harry...harry...hey! harry! wor-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! I want a divorce, harry!
Not now, dearest, please! is serious! little mammy, what'll it be? hips or lips?
Harry snatches sister ob'dewlla 'x' away from thing-fish, bashing with it in an irrational manner.
Rhonda un-zips the santa costume, revealing the rubber body suit, hoping for some sign of interest from her deranged husband. there isn't any...he's beating the fuck out of himself and lov Very of it.
She squeezes her rubber tits, as if to squirt them at him. no interest.
You're a wor-r-r-r-mmmmmmm! a fucking wor-r-r-r-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmmmmmm! these are my tits, harry! I have tits! look! look at me! look at my tits, you fucking wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmm! I'm goi Pretend I'm squirting them on you! whoo! wheeeee! gotcha!
Not now, rhonda! ow! oof! oh, I love this! hurt me! me! oh, pull my chain, you tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit!
They're almost squirting, harry! look! look! whoooooo! whooooo! whoooo! you worm!
Ob'dewlla! is y'awright? don't be pullin' de boy's chain too hard dere! he 'nuthuh show t'do t'morrow! don't put dat in yo' mouf, girl! I knows y'cain hep y'seff wit dat crazy muthafucker ' ' you dat, but jes' hang on a lil' longuh...he be droppin' de wad putty soon now!
Rhonda: (pinching her nipples, her tits) bells, jingle bells...
Oh! is divine!
This is my pussy, harry! look! see it? you know what I'm gonna do with it, you I'm gonna make it fuck something! that's right! you won't get any of it...because you're disgusting! an' I do Eed you, mr. first-nighter! my wonderful, wonderful pussy doesn't you! I have my briefcase, harry! I'm going to fuck my briefcase! I'm going to...look! look at this! I got it right over her Ere! see it? my big, brown, briefcase! my briefcase! big, harry! it's full of business papers...from my career!
A tan and brown briefcase, seven feet tall, is in. francesco watches it land near his window. he exits the bungalow with a can of crisco and a violin case. n pantomime, he cautiously int Ts rhonda's monologue, suggesting that she examine the contents of the case. it contains a strap-on dildo of such ridiculous proportions that a chain leading from just the head of it must Ooked to a leather dog collar around rhonda's neck, in order to hold it up. recommends the crisco as a lubricant, daubs on a bit with a miniature doll's foot, finally indicating that s Nceal her pubic hair a cardboard box, in the manner preferred by famous singing christians.
Rhonda reaches inside the briefcase and locates her 'special atomic glasses' (with tiny doll arms reaching out tiny cardboard boxes), and puts them on.
She reaches in again and finds an artificial with a red ribbon on it. she mounts it on top of her head, tying the ribbon in a neat bow below her chin. ready at last, she humps the brie Vigorously.
(contd.) I'm gonna put my glasses on, harry! I'm gonna put my up in a bun! then, I'm going fuck fuck fuck! ha-ha-ha-hahhhhh! look! see me? see how I got my hair up? whooo! I'm really doing it! unngh Gh!
Rhonda...have you no shame! keep the briefcase closed, for chrissake! all documents are falling out!
(as over-sized file folders emerge) Unngh! I'm good! oh God I'm good! harder! faster! unngh! unngh! this is terrific! boy, I it so bad...
Those are the warner brothers files, aren't they dear? don't you think there'll be some questions the condition of the blue paper?
Girl! bes' be wit de latch!
(with the handle in her mouth, semi-intelligible) I'm the handle now, harry! look! mmmmmm! it tastes good! mmmmmm! mmmmmm! the handle! the handle!
Hurt me, ob'dewlla! make me whimper and beg for tiny rubber love!
After nibbling on it as if it were a piece of corn-on-the-cob, thing-fish hands rhonda an oversized pink fountain pen with her name on the clip.
I've got a pen, harry! I've got a fountain pen with my initials on it! I'm putting it in my mouth, harry! I'm gonna get it wet! I'm gonna stuff it up my asshole and ride the briefcase a You disgusting perverted worm! I'm gonna do it! look, harry! whooo! unngh! unngh! god-damit, harry! watch me! this is for your own good!