Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they rang the and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything like this, not in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
he pile drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest, I've ever to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when that car slammed
It must a broke somethin', the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he waded through them and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
lay you prone and break your bones
Blue
The Blue