Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the hard
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I been the same since we had that fight
And I see Cyclone in my dreams at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll make you
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone