Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell loose
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
Then he slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I knew better be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the hard
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
the closest, I've ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan
lay you prone and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone