Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a that never had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right then in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest, I've come to being killed
And that's the thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that
And I see Cyclone in my dreams at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when that car slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Blue