Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main was the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue
They was takin' on a team never had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was right about then in the of things
My buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And that's when I knew better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the hard
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
lay you prone and break your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone