Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue
They was on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see Cyclone in my dreams at night
And I'll never be satisfied I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick that car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd take on a with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Blue
He's the wrestler the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone