Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
was takin' on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they rang the bell and all broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take much
It was right then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
the closest, I've ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight
And I see that in my dreams at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the at night"
Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has known
He'll make you groan, he'll make you
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Blue