Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
With his partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a that never had been beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was right about then in the of things
My Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me right in the hard concrete
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be satisfied I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if it'd me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Blue