Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to
So I called up this beer buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The event was the Spider from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was right then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I knew we'd better be for the door
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I been the same since we had that fight
And I see that in my dreams at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn if it'd been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the locks jammed
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him
I know two ol' boys that 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Blue