Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had been
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy take much more
It was right about then in the of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
the closest, I've ever come to being killed
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if it'd me
It all happened so quick that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you and break your bones
Blue
The Blue