Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything like this, not in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy take much more
It was right then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I knew we'd better be for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure
Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the hard
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge
I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I see that in my dreams at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some never learn"
And he waded through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Cyclone