Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The event was the Spider from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the
But me an' ol' Bill out and got ringside seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was right about then in the thick of
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile drived me right in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to
Blue
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin'
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
to me that some guys never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, he'll make you
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Blue