Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The event was the Spider from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And that's when I knew better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the concrete
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to killed
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I been the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', the door locks jammed
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll make you
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Cyclone