Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's time I got free"
said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan
lay you prone and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone