Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they rang the bell and all broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was about then in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me right in the hard concrete
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've come to being killed
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Blue
Well, I woke up in a bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin'
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
to me that some guys never learn"
And then he waded through them and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan
lay you prone and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone