Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from unknown
With his partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a that never had been beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could much more
It was right about then in the of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
he pile drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I woke up in a bed just thinkin'
I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll never be satisfied I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you and break your bones
Cyclone
The Blue