Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And me at home by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had been
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the concrete
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge
I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I see that in my dreams at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys that 210
They'd take on a with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that some never learn"
And then he waded through them and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Blue