Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to
So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a that never had been beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was right then in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest, I've come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge
'Cause I been the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn if it'd been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him
I know two ol' boys that 210
They'd take on a with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan
He'll lay you and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone