Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from unknown
With his partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy take much more
It was about then in the thick of things
My Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to killed
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the at night"
Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And he waded through them tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, he'll make you
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone