Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at home by myself to
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main was the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right about then in the thick of
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
he pile drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight
And I see Cyclone in my dreams at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that some never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Blue