Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill out and got ringside seats
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' a rubber goose
I'd never anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy take much more
It was about then in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be headin' for the
'Cause I saw the Cyclone at us
And he was his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure
Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me right in the hard concrete
Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin'
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see Cyclone in my dreams at night
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break your
Blue
The Cyclone