Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main was the Spider from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had been
Now I'd never seen the before
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was right about then in the thick of
My Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his around me from behind
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to killed
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same thing if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, he's time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the wrestler the ring has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Cyclone