Breakfast With Girls

Maxine, drama queen
Prettiest thing in life that I've seen
Gonna go down in history
When I take her out of her misery

Liesel from Laos
Likes to vacation in her house
Moved from Barbatos to the country
Won't pay tax until she's 83

The girls, they're the one's making us breakfast

Pam C's a quick stitch
Sharp as a tack yet slick as witch
I know where her mind's at
She'll take all I own and then smile right back

Kristen's a Christian
Telling all her friends she's a lesbian
Gonna make a speech to the President
Ask him why he's so negligent

The girls, they're the one's making us breakfast

Dee wants to sing R&B
Make a million dollar video for B.E.T.
Do a remixed version for MTV
Get shot and come back to lie in 5 movies

Ms. Cry teaches English
To high school delinquents
Feels like somethings still missing
Wants to get it on with Kristen

The girls, they're the one's making us breakfast