morning, class This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, at Break-A-Bitch University We will teach young bustas, And all of these weak, narrow young sissies How to break a bitch, now really, so easy
Mister G, I have a Pimpology is different than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, what proceeds do we to go through? Well, it out First here's what you to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' do' One mo' cuttin' paper on the down low It's so in this white man's society Why it be hard for a nigga he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it you can't understand how I can
Rearrange and how your daughter was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid she's laid no use in bein' the freak of the city You ain't got no ducats You want a Rolex or ride
Bitch, listen 'cause you plenty of competition From other hoes who think That you supposed to fall dead, short, to the game worry, put them bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind free with the of knowledge has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch College
And today, We have a speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please yourself
Good evening, players, good Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, these bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now first of all, are there any questions?
Ah yes, Mister You bein' a of Pimpology Tell me how niggas let these hoes Get 'em caught up in fuck shit Alright buddy, check out
Once again here I come pushin' that funk into ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm Leavin' shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, some have game, but most of them can't handle that I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, crib full of Boost a couple of and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga noid up to me Hoes fuck you fast might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy
See, through my education illustrations the key See, where I'm only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, what can a do to get started? Pull a hoe and go in Break-A-Bitch College
Ah, yeah, now that was a very lecture And as I walk over to the middle of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to myself and I looked at my And I, it seems that you have questions Is there any questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are come up? Can, can any be pimps? here, look here, let me tell you
Now these bitches got a lotta for a nigga So made me try to see how to break a hoe What exactly would it take for me to make the bitch How quick could I make the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' will it take to make my profit And what kinda can this hoe do for my pocket Talkin' pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by be Goldie
These niggas gettin' they game down to the bone If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your money's Nigga, on your own rhyme, make 'em follow your own rules Don't be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to
I got a class for ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, till eleven Future looks for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir College
class, okay class Everybody needs to settle down Everybody just settle gonna break in about 15 minutes
But we have one lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm gonna one more question I'm take, are there any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary busta me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this When all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a That dope made my and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna this dope, and nope I wanna get out and rob Today I was coolin' I usually do I met hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw
Now busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, real are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up in Tennessee
Ain't no for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you fuck them hoes and trust hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship for you
Ah, yes, damn good Damn good class, wonderful I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now can you all join in with me For our school alma mater and sing it I'm proud to be an from Break-A-College I'm to be