Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at University We will young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow minded sissies How to break a bitch, now really, it's so
Mister G, I a question Pimpology is different than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna how can anybody stroll today And if so, what do we have to go through? Well, it out First what you have to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' do' One mo' nigga cuttin' on the down low It's so in this white man's society Why it be hard for a when he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it you can't understand how I can
and change how your daughter was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid she's laid Ain't no use in the freak of the city You still ain't got no You want a or ride buckets?
Bitch, 'cause you gots plenty of competition these other hoes who think That you supposed to fall dead, short, to the game worry, put them bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind free with the type of Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We have a speaker, Mister Fat Mac introduce yourself
Good evening, players, good the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you know That these bitches, these bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Mister You bein' a of Pimpology Tell me how these let these hoes Get 'em caught up in that shit Alright buddy, this out
Once again here I come pushin' funk into your ear Do you Eightball, the player of the year Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm 'cause I'm calm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like they fall in
Mayn, some game, but most of them can't handle this Those that I think are stars, end up scandalous Welfare recipients, crib full of a couple of shirts and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids have a noid steppin' up to me that'll fuck you fast might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' her pussy kill
See, through my education were the key See, where I'm from bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now that was a very lecture And as I walk back over to the of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you have questions Is any more questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I a question
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are gonna up? Can, can any bitches be Look here, here, let me tell you
Now these bitches got a lotta game for a So made me try to see how to break a hoe What exactly it take for me to make the bitch click How damn quick I make the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' long it take to make my profit And what kinda justice can this hoe do for my Talkin' pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by be Goldie
niggas gettin' they game picked down to the bone If you listen on what hoes have to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, 'em follow your own rules be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school
I got a class for that ass and it at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, till eleven Future looks for the smartest Niggas in the of Sir Break-A-Bitch College
Okay class, class Everybody just to settle down Everybody settle down We're gonna break in about 15
But we have one more lecture, one lecture Now ehm, eh, down, calm down I'm take one more question I'm gonna take, are any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary like me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I to see was them young bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't sell this dope, and nope I don't get out and rob Today I was like I usually do I met this hoe after a that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch College called trickin' off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, players are low-key I'm on the of a splurge, settin' up shop in Tennessee
Ain't no future for the lame, ain't no love in this Do you fuck hoes and trust them hoes And love 'em with no 9 times out of 10, nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship for you
Ah, yes, good class Damn good class, wonderful I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now class can you all join in me For our school alma mater and let's it I'm proud to be an from Break-A-College I'm to be