Good morning, is your teacher, MJG Look at me as I my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at University We will teach young bustas, And all of these weak, narrow minded sissies How to break a bitch, now really, so easy
G, I have a question Pimpology is different than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, what proceeds do we to go through? Well, it out First what you have to do
time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' cuttin' paper on the down low so twisted in this white man's society Why it be for a nigga when he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it you can't understand how I can
and change how your daughter was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid when laid no use in bein' the freak of the city You ain't got no ducats You a Rolex or ride buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you gots plenty of From these other who think That you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the Don't worry, put them in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' mind free with the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in College
And today, We have a speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please introduce
Good evening, players, good Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you these bitches, mean these bustas no good You see what I'm Now first of all, are there any questions?
Ah yes, Eightball You a Professor of Pimpology Tell me how these niggas let these Get 'em caught up in that fuck Alright buddy, this out
Once again here I come pushin' funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool I'm calm Leavin' shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, have game, but most of them can't handle this that I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, full of rugrats Boost a couple of shirts and now the bitch she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga noid up to me Hoes that'll fuck you fast be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' hats, so a hoe won't give me that about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy kill
See, through my illustrations were the key See, where I'm only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go in Break-A-Bitch College
Ah, yeah, now that was a very nice And as I walk back over to the middle of the bulletin I, I kinda figured, I wondered to myself and I looked at my And I, it seems that you have more Is any more questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are gonna up? Can, can any be pimps? Look here, here, let me tell you
Now these bitches got a lotta for a nigga So made me try to see how to break a hoe What exactly would it take for me to make the bitch How damn quick could I the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' long will it take to make my And kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket Talkin' pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie
These niggas gettin' they picked down to the bone If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your money's Nigga, on your own rhyme, make 'em follow your own rules Don't be a fool, nigga, that bitch on by to school
I got a for that ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break eleven looks good for the smartest Niggas in the of Sir Break-A-Bitch College
Okay class, okay Everybody just needs to down Everybody just down gonna break in about 15 minutes
But we one more lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, calm I'm gonna take one question I'm gonna take, are there any more
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary like me You know, you Get in Break-A-Bitch
Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in shit When all I to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That dope made my and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I wanna sell this dope, and nope I wanna get out and rob Today I was like I usually do I met this hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and
Now some busta-ass nigga fucked the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, players are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up shop in
Ain't no future for the lame, ain't no love in this Do you fuck hoes and trust them hoes And 'em with no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, good class good class, wonderful graduates I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now can you all join in with me For our school alma and let's sing it I'm proud to be an alumni from I'm to be