Good morning, is your teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my name on the Class, do you see my Do you my name?
Well, listen, Class, at Break-A-Bitch University We will teach young bustas, And all of these weak, narrow minded sissies How to break a bitch, now really, it's so
Mister G, I have a Pimpology today is than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, proceeds do we have to go through? Well, it out First here's you have to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the front do' One mo' nigga cuttin' paper on the low It's so twisted in this white society Why it be hard for a nigga he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it 'cause you understand how I can
Rearrange and change how your daughter was And teach her how to constantly get when she's laid no use in bein' the freak of the city You still ain't got no You want a Rolex or buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you plenty of competition From these other who think That you to fall dead, short, lame to the game worry, put them bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' mind free with the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We have a guest speaker, Fat Mac Please introduce
evening, players, good evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, these bustas no good You see what I'm Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Eightball You bein' a of Pimpology Tell me how these let these hoes Get 'em caught up in that shit Alright buddy, check out
again here I come pushin' that funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the player of the Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like fall in Vietnam
Mayn, have game, but most of them can't handle this Those that I are stars, end up bein' scandalous recipients, crib full of rugrats Boost a couple of shirts and now the bitch she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you fast be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy
See, my education illustrations were the key See, I'm from only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now that was a nice lecture And as I walk back over to the middle of the board I, I kinda figured, I to myself and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you more questions Is any more questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are come up? Can, can any bitches be Look here, here, let me tell you
Now these got a lotta game for a nigga So made me try to see how to break a hoe What would it take for me to make the bitch click How damn quick could I make the break a trick
How long will it take to make my profit And what kinda justice can hoe do for my pocket space-age pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by be Goldie
These niggas gettin' they game picked to the bone If you listen on what these hoes to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make 'em follow your own Don't be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to
I got a for that ass and it starts at seven 'I was a at ten o'clock, break till eleven looks good for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch
Okay class, class Everybody just to settle down Everybody settle down We're break in about 15 minutes
But we one more lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm gonna take one question I'm gonna take, are there any more
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary like me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I up as a youngster in this shit When all I to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That dope made my ends and my bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't sell this dope, and nope I wanna get out and rob I was coolin' like I usually do I met this hoe a show that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some nigga woulda fucked the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called trickin' off dick On the corner ain't no pimps, players are low-key I'm on the of a splurge, settin' up shop in Tennessee
Ain't no for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you fuck them hoes and trust them And love 'em no shame? 9 times out of 10, nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, damn good Damn good class, wonderful I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now class can you all in with me For our school alma mater and let's it I'm to be an alumni from Break-A-College I'm to be