Good morning, is your teacher, MJG Look at me as I my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at University We will young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow minded sissies How to break a bitch, now really, it's so
Mister G, I a question Pimpology today is different it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, what do we have to go through? Well, it out First here's you have to do
time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' nigga cuttin' paper on the low so twisted in this white man's society Why it be for a nigga when he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it you can't understand how I can
and change how your daughter was raised And her how to constantly get paid when she's laid no use in bein' the freak of the city You still got no ducats You want a Rolex or buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you gots of competition From these other hoes who you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the game Don't worry, put them bitches in pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind with the type of knowledge has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch College
And today, We have a guest speaker, Fat Mac Please introduce
Good evening, players, good Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, these bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Mister You bein' a of Pimpology Tell me how niggas let these hoes Get 'em up in that fuck shit Alright buddy, check out
Once again here I come that funk into your ear Do you Eightball, the player of the year Calm I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm Leavin' shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, some have game, but most of them handle this Those that I think are stars, end up scandalous Welfare recipients, full of rugrats Boost a couple of shirts and now the bitch think she all
Freakazoids have a nigga steppin' up to me that'll fuck you fast might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' hats, so a hoe won't give me that Shit about she on the pill, that her pussy kill
See, through my education illustrations the key See, where I'm from only have to pay a fee Now you ask, what can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in Break-A-Bitch
Ah, yeah, now that was a nice lecture And as I walk back over to the of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to myself and I looked at my And I, it seems that you more questions Is there any questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I a question
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are come up? Can, can any bitches be Look here, look here, let me you
Now these got a lotta game for a nigga So that made me try to see how to a hoe What exactly it take for me to make the bitch click How damn quick could I make the bitch break a
How long will it take to make my profit And what kinda justice can hoe do for my pocket space-age pimpin', similar to the oldies In like keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie
These niggas gettin' they game picked down to the If you listen on these hoes have to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on own rhyme, make 'em follow your own rules be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school
I got a for that ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, till eleven Future looks for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir College
Okay class, okay Everybody needs to settle down Everybody just settle We're gonna break in about 15
But we have one more lecture, one more Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm take one more question I'm take, are there any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary busta me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a in this shit When all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a That made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I to see was them young bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna sell dope, and nope I don't get out and rob I was coolin' like I usually do I met this hoe a show that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch College called trickin' off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, real are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, up shop in Tennessee
no future for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you them hoes and trust them hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do College got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, damn good Damn good class, wonderful I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now class can you all join in me For our school alma mater and let's it I'm proud to be an from Break-A-College I'm to be