Good morning, is your teacher, MJG Look at me as I my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at University We teach young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow minded young How to a bitch, now really, it's so easy
G, I have a question Pimpology today is than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, what do we have to go through? Well, it out First here's you have to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' do' One mo' nigga cuttin' paper on the low It's so twisted in white man's society Why it be hard for a when he try to be Independent, on his own with a You it 'cause you can't understand how I can
and change how your daughter was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid when laid Ain't no use in bein' the freak of the You still got no ducats You a Rolex or ride buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you gots of competition From these hoes who think you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the game Don't worry, put bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind free with the of knowledge Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We a guest speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please introduce
Good evening, players, good Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, mean these no good You see what I'm Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Mister You a Professor of Pimpology Tell me how these niggas let hoes Get 'em up in that fuck shit Alright buddy, check out
Once again I come pushin' that funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool I'm calm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like they fall in
Mayn, have game, but most of them can't handle this Those I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, crib full of Boost a couple of shirts and now the bitch she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you fast might be H.I.V. Me, I'm jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy
See, through my education were the key See, where I'm from only have to pay a fee Now you might ask, what can a do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now that was a very nice And as I walk back to the middle of the bulletin board I, I figured, I wondered to myself and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you have more Is there any more
Yes, yes, MJG I a question
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any are gonna come up? Can, can any be pimps? Look here, look here, let me you
Now these bitches got a game for a nigga So that made me try to see how to a hoe What exactly would it take for me to the bitch click How damn quick could I make the break a trick
How long will it take to make my profit And what kinda justice can hoe do for my pocket Talkin' pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie
These niggas they game picked down to the bone If you listen on what these have to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make 'em follow your own Don't be a fool, nigga, that bitch on by to school
I got a class for that ass and it starts at 'I was a at ten o'clock, break till eleven Future good for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch
Okay class, okay just needs to settle down Everybody just down gonna break in about 15 minutes
But we have one more lecture, one more Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm gonna take one more I'm take, are there any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary busta me You know, you Get in Break-A-Bitch
Not long ago I up as a youngster in this shit When all I to do is stick my dick up in a bitch dope made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was young bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna sell dope, and nope I don't get out and rob Today I was coolin' I usually do I met this hoe after a show that to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga fucked the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch College that's trickin' off your dick On the ain't no pimps, real players are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up shop in
Ain't no for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you fuck hoes and trust them hoes And 'em with no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a just for you
Ah, yes, damn good Damn class, wonderful graduates I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now can you all join in with me For our school alma and let's sing it I'm to be an alumni from Break-A-College I'm to be