Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my name on the Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at University We will teach young bustas, And all of these weak, narrow young sissies How to break a bitch, now really, so easy
Mister G, I a question Pimpology is different than it was in the 70s Aha
I know how can anybody stroll today And if so, what proceeds do we to go through? Well, it out First what you have to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' do' One mo' cuttin' paper on the down low It's so twisted in this white man's Why it be for a nigga when he try to be Independent, on his own with a You hate it you can't understand how I can
Rearrange and change how your daughter was And teach her how to constantly get when she's laid Ain't no use in bein' the freak of the You still ain't got no You want a or ride buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you plenty of competition From these other hoes who That you to fall dead, short, lame to the game Don't worry, put them bitches in your range MJ fuckin' G settin' your free with the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We have a guest speaker, Fat Mac Please yourself
evening, players, good evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, mean bustas no good You see what I'm Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Eightball You a Professor of Pimpology Tell me how niggas let these hoes Get 'em caught up in that shit Alright buddy, this out
Once again here I come pushin' that funk your ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm hoes shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, some have game, but of them can't handle this that I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, full of rugrats Boost a couple of and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids a nigga noid steppin' up to me Hoes fuck you fast might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy
See, my education illustrations were the key See, where I'm from only bustas to pay a fee Now you might ask, can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in Break-A-Bitch
Ah, yeah, now that was a nice lecture And as I walk back over to the of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you more questions Is there any questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any are gonna come up? Can, can any bitches be here, look here, let me tell you
Now these bitches got a lotta game for a So that made me try to see how to a hoe What exactly would it take for me to make the bitch How damn quick could I the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' long will it to make my profit And what justice can this hoe do for my pocket Talkin' pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by be Goldie
These niggas gettin' they picked down to the bone If you listen on what these hoes to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, 'em follow your own rules be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school
I got a for that ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break eleven Future good for the smartest in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch College
Okay class, okay Everybody just to settle down just settle down We're gonna break in 15 minutes
But we have one lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm take one more question I'm gonna take, are there any questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I know How can a ordinary busta me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a in this shit When all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a dope made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I to see was them young bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't sell this dope, and nope I don't get out and rob Today I was coolin' I usually do I met this hoe after a show wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass woulda fucked the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch that's called trickin' off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, real players are I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up shop in
no future for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you fuck them and trust them hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 times out of 10, nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship for you
Ah, yes, good class Damn class, wonderful graduates I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now class can you all in with me For our school alma mater and let's it I'm to be an alumni from Break-A-College I'm to be