Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my name on the Class, do you see my Do you my name?
Well, listen, Class, today at University We will teach young bustas, And all of these weak, narrow young sissies How to break a bitch, now really, it's so
G, I have a question Pimpology is different than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can anybody stroll And if so, what proceeds do we to go through? Well, it out here's what you have to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' do' One mo' nigga paper on the down low It's so twisted in this white man's Why it be hard for a when he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it 'cause you can't how I can
Rearrange and change how your daughter was And her how to constantly get paid when she's laid Ain't no use in the freak of the city You ain't got no ducats You want a Rolex or ride
Bitch, listen 'cause you gots of competition From these hoes who think That you to fall dead, short, lame to the game Don't worry, put bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind free with the type of Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We have a guest speaker, Fat Mac introduce yourself
Good evening, players, good the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you know That these bitches, mean bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now first of all, are there any questions?
Ah yes, Eightball You bein' a Professor of Tell me how niggas let these hoes Get 'em caught up in fuck shit buddy, check this out
Once again here I come that funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm 'cause I'm and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like fall in Vietnam
Mayn, some have game, but most of them can't this Those that I think are stars, end up bein' Welfare recipients, crib of rugrats a couple of shirts and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids a nigga noid steppin' up to me Hoes that'll you fast might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy
See, through my illustrations were the key See, where I'm from only have to pay a fee Now you might ask, what can a do to get started? Pull a hoe and go in Break-A-Bitch College
Ah, yeah, now that was a nice lecture And as I walk over to the middle of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I to myself and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you more questions Is there any more
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are come up? Can, can any bitches be here, look here, let me tell you
Now these bitches got a game for a nigga So that made me try to see how to a hoe What would it take for me to make the bitch click How quick could I make the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' long will it to make my profit And what kinda justice can this hoe do for my Talkin' space-age pimpin', to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by be Goldie
niggas gettin' they game picked down to the bone If you listen on what these have to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on own rhyme, make 'em follow your own rules Don't be a fool, nigga, bring that on by to school
I got a class for that ass and it starts at 'I was a at ten o'clock, break till eleven looks good for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir College
class, okay class Everybody just to settle down Everybody settle down We're gonna break in about 15
But we one more lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm gonna one more question I'm gonna take, are there any questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I know How can a busta like me You know, you Get in Break-A-Bitch
Not long ago I grew up as a in this shit When all I wanted to do is stick my up in a bitch That dope made my ends and my bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna sell this dope, and I wanna get out and rob Today I was coolin' like I do I met this hoe after a that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda the bitch But at College that's called trickin' off your dick On the corner no pimps, real players are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up shop in
Ain't no future for the lame, ain't no love in this Do you fuck them hoes and trust hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a just for you
Ah, yes, good class Damn class, wonderful graduates I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now can you all join in with me For our school alma mater and sing it I'm to be an alumni from Break-A-College I'm to be