Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my name on the Class, do you see my Do you my name?
Well, listen, Class, today at University We teach young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, minded young sissies How to break a bitch, now really, so easy
Mister G, I have a Pimpology today is than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can anybody today And if so, what proceeds do we to go through? Well, it out here's what you have to do
It's time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' do' One mo' nigga paper on the down low It's so twisted in this white man's Why it be for a nigga when he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it you can't understand how I can
Rearrange and change how your was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid when she's Ain't no use in the freak of the city You still ain't got no You want a Rolex or ride
Bitch, listen you gots plenty of competition these other hoes who think That you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the Don't worry, put them bitches in your pistol MJ fuckin' G settin' your free with the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in College
And today, We a guest speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please introduce
evening, players, good evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, mean bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now of all, class are there any questions?
Ah yes, Mister You bein' a Professor of Tell me how niggas let these hoes Get 'em caught up in fuck shit Alright buddy, check out
again here I come pushin' that funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the player of the 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like they fall in
Mayn, some have game, but most of them can't handle Those that I think are stars, end up bein' recipients, crib full of rugrats Boost a of shirts and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga noid up to me Hoes fuck you fast might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me Shit she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy kill
See, through my illustrations were the key See, where I'm from only bustas to pay a fee Now you ask, what can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now that was a nice lecture And as I walk back to the middle of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you have more Is there any questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I a question
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are gonna up? Can, can any bitches be Look here, look here, let me you
Now these bitches got a lotta game for a So made me try to see how to break a hoe What exactly would it for me to make the bitch click How damn quick could I make the break a trick
How fuckin' long it take to make my profit And what kinda can this hoe do for my pocket space-age pimpin', similar to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be
These niggas gettin' they game down to the bone If you listen on what hoes have to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, 'em follow your own rules be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school
I got a class for ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break eleven looks good for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir College
Okay class, okay Everybody just needs to settle just settle down We're gonna break in 15 minutes
But we one more lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, calm I'm gonna one more question I'm take, are there any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I know How can a busta like me You know, you Get in Break-A-Bitch
Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this When all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a dope made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young bitches on knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I wanna sell this dope, and nope I don't get out and rob Today I was coolin' like I do I met this hoe after a show that to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called trickin' off dick On the ain't no pimps, real players are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, up shop in Tennessee
Ain't no future for the lame, no love in this game Do you them hoes and trust them hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 times out of 10, nigga, if you do College got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, good class good class, wonderful graduates I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now class can you all join in me For our alma mater and let's sing it I'm proud to be an alumni from I'm to be