Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you my name?
Well, listen, Class, at Break-A-Bitch University We will teach young bustas, And all of these weak, narrow minded young How to a bitch, now really, it's so easy
Mister G, I have a Pimpology today is than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can anybody today And if so, what do we have to go through? Well, it out First what you have to do
time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' nigga cuttin' on the down low so twisted in this white man's society Why it be hard for a nigga he try to be Independent, on his own a plan You hate it you can't understand how I can
Rearrange and change how your was raised And teach her how to get paid when she's laid Ain't no use in bein' the of the city You still got no ducats You want a Rolex or buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you plenty of competition From these other hoes who you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the game Don't worry, put bitches in your pistol range MJ G settin' your mind free with the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch
And today, We have a speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please introduce
Good evening, players, evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you these bitches, mean these bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now of all, class are there any questions?
Ah yes, Eightball You bein' a Professor of Tell me how these niggas let hoes Get 'em caught up in that fuck Alright buddy, this out
Once again I come pushin' that funk into your ear Do you Eightball, the player of the year 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like they in Vietnam
Mayn, some have game, but most of can't handle this Those that I think are stars, end up bein' recipients, crib full of rugrats Boost a of shirts and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids a nigga noid steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' hats, so a hoe won't give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' that her kill
See, my education illustrations were the key See, where I'm from only bustas to pay a fee Now you ask, what can a nigga do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now that was a very nice And as I back over to the middle of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I to myself and I looked at my class And I, it seems you have more questions Is there any more
Yes, yes, MJG I a question
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are come up? Can, can any be pimps? Look here, look here, let me you
Now these bitches got a lotta for a nigga So made me try to see how to break a hoe What exactly would it take for me to make the click How damn quick could I the bitch break a trick
How long will it take to make my profit And what kinda justice can this hoe do for my Talkin' space-age pimpin', to the oldies In ways like keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be
These niggas gettin' game picked down to the bone If you listen on what these hoes to say, your money's gone Nigga, focus on own rhyme, make 'em follow your own rules Don't be a fool, nigga, bring bitch on by to school
I got a class for ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break eleven Future looks for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch
Okay class, okay Everybody just needs to down Everybody settle down We're gonna break in about 15
But we have one more lecture, one lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, down I'm gonna one more question I'm gonna take, are there any more
Ah yeah, ah, I know How can a ordinary like me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna sell dope, and nope I don't get out and rob Today I was coolin' like I do I met this hoe after a show wanted to chew me and screw
Now busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the bitch But at College that's called trickin' off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, real are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up in Tennessee
Ain't no future for the lame, no love in this game Do you fuck them hoes and trust hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do College got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, damn good Damn good class, graduates I 'em all, I love 'em all
Now can you all join in with me For our alma mater and let's sing it I'm proud to be an alumni from I'm to be