Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my name on the Class, do you see my Do you my name?
Well, listen, Class, at Break-A-Bitch University We teach young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow minded sissies How to break a bitch, now really, so easy
Mister G, I have a Pimpology today is than it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can anybody stroll And if so, proceeds do we have to go through? Well, it out First here's you have to do
It's to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' nigga cuttin' on the down low It's so twisted in white man's society Why it be hard for a when he try to be Independent, on his own with a You hate it 'cause you can't how I can
Rearrange and change how your daughter was And teach her how to constantly get paid she's laid Ain't no use in bein' the of the city You still got no ducats You want a Rolex or ride
Bitch, listen you gots plenty of competition From these other hoes who That you supposed to fall dead, short, lame to the worry, put them bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' mind free with the type of knowledge Class has started, day one in Break-A-Bitch College
And today, We have a speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please introduce
Good evening, players, evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm to let you know That these bitches, these bustas no good You see I'm sayin'? Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Eightball You bein' a of Pimpology me how these niggas let these hoes Get 'em caught up in that shit Alright buddy, check out
Once again here I come pushin' funk into your ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year Calm 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm Leavin' shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, have game, but most of them can't handle this that I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, full of rugrats Boost a couple of shirts and now the think she all that
Freakazoids a nigga noid steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you fast be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' hats, so a hoe won't give me that Shit about she on the pill, knowin' her pussy kill
See, through my education illustrations the key See, where I'm only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, what can a nigga do to get Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now was a very nice lecture And as I walk back over to the of the bulletin board I, I figured, I wondered to myself and I looked at my class And I, it seems that you have questions Is any more questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I a question
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any are gonna come up? Can, can any bitches be Look here, look here, let me you
Now bitches got a lotta game for a nigga So that me try to see how to break a hoe exactly would it take for me to make the bitch click How quick could I make the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' long will it take to my profit And what kinda justice can hoe do for my pocket Talkin' space-age pimpin', to the oldies In ways like keepin' our tight, not by tryina be Goldie
These niggas gettin' they game picked down to the If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make 'em follow your own Don't be a fool, nigga, that bitch on by to school
I got a for that ass and it starts at seven 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break eleven looks good for the smartest Niggas in the school of Sir College
Okay class, okay Everybody just to settle down just settle down We're gonna in about 15 minutes
But we have one lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, calm I'm gonna take one question I'm gonna take, are any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a ordinary busta me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That dope my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young bitches on knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't sell this dope, and nope I don't get out and rob Today I was like I usually do I met this hoe a show that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the But at College that's called trickin' off your dick On the ain't no pimps, real players are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up in Tennessee
Ain't no future for the lame, ain't no in this game Do you fuck them hoes and them hoes And 'em with no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship for you
Ah, yes, damn good good class, wonderful graduates I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now class can you all in with me For our alma mater and let's sing it I'm to be an alumni from Break-A-College I'm to be