Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I write my on the board Class, do you see my Do you my name?
Well, listen, Class, today at Break-A-Bitch We will teach bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow young sissies How to a bitch, now really, it's so easy
Mister G, I a question Pimpology today is different it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, what proceeds do we have to go Well, it out First here's what you to do
It's to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' nigga cuttin' paper on the low so twisted in this white man's society Why it be hard for a when he try to be Independent, on his own with a You hate it 'cause you can't how I can
Rearrange and change how daughter was raised And teach her how to get paid when she's laid Ain't no use in the freak of the city You still ain't got no You want a Rolex or buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you gots of competition From these other who think That you supposed to fall dead, short, to the game Don't worry, put them bitches in your range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind free the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in College
And today, We have a guest speaker, Fat Mac Please yourself
evening, players, good evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you these bitches, mean these bustas no good You see what I'm Now of all, class are there any questions?
Ah yes, Mister You bein' a Professor of Tell me how these let these hoes Get 'em caught up in that shit Alright buddy, this out
Once again here I come that funk into your ear Do you Eightball, the player of the year Calm I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm Leavin' hoes shell-shocked like they in Vietnam
Mayn, some have game, but most of them can't handle that I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, crib full of a couple of shirts and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you might be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe won't me that about she on the pill, knowin' that her pussy kill
See, through my illustrations were the key See, I'm from only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, can a nigga do to get started? a hoe and go enroll in Break-A-Bitch College
Ah, yeah, now that was a very nice And as I walk over to the middle of the bulletin board I, I kinda figured, I to myself and I looked at my class And I, it that you have more questions Is any more questions?
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any are gonna come up? Can, can any bitches be here, look here, let me tell you
Now these bitches got a game for a nigga So that made me try to see how to a hoe What exactly would it take for me to make the click How quick could I make the bitch break a trick
How fuckin' will it take to make my profit And what kinda justice can this hoe do for my Talkin' space-age pimpin', to the oldies In ways keepin' our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie
niggas gettin' they game picked down to the bone If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your gone Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make 'em follow your own Don't be a fool, nigga, that bitch on by to school
I got a class for that ass and it starts at 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, till eleven Future good for the smartest Niggas in the of Sir Break-A-Bitch College
Okay class, class just needs to settle down Everybody just settle We're gonna in about 15 minutes
But we have one lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, calm I'm gonna take one question I'm take, are there any more questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a busta like me You know, you Get in College?
Not long ago I grew up as a in this shit all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch That dope my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them young on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't sell this dope, and nope I wanna get out and rob Today I was coolin' I usually do I met hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch that's called trickin' off your dick On the ain't no pimps, real players are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin' up in Tennessee
Ain't no future for the lame, no love in this game Do you fuck them hoes and them hoes And love 'em no shame? 9 times out of 10, nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch College got a just for you
Ah, yes, damn class good class, wonderful graduates I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now class can you all join in me For our alma mater and let's sing it I'm proud to be an alumni from I'm to be