Good morning, This is teacher, MJG Look at me as I my name on the board Class, do you see my Do you understand my
Well, listen, Class, today at Break-A-Bitch We will young bustas, playa-hatas And all of these weak, narrow minded young How to a bitch, now really, it's so easy
G, I have a question Pimpology today is different it was in the 70s Aha
I wanna know how can stroll today And if so, what proceeds do we have to go Well, it out First here's what you to do
time to let the P I M P in the fuckin' front do' One mo' nigga paper on the down low It's so twisted in this white society Why it be hard for a nigga he try to be Independent, on his own with a You hate it 'cause you understand how I can
Rearrange and change how daughter was raised And teach her how to constantly get paid she's laid no use in bein' the freak of the city You ain't got no ducats You want a Rolex or buckets?
Bitch, listen 'cause you gots of competition From these other who think That you to fall dead, short, lame to the game worry, put them bitches in your pistol range MJ fuckin' G settin' your mind with the type of knowledge Class has started, day number one in College
And today, We have a speaker, Mister Fat Mac Please introduce
Good evening, players, evening Eightball the Fat Mac here, I'm here to let you That these bitches, mean bustas no good You see what I'm Now first of all, class are there any
Ah yes, Eightball You a Professor of Pimpology Tell me how these niggas let hoes Get 'em caught up in that fuck Alright buddy, this out
Once again here I come pushin' that funk into ear Do you recall Eightball, the of the year 'cause I'm cool and I'm cool 'cause I'm calm Leavin' hoes like they fall in Vietnam
Mayn, some game, but most of them can't handle this that I think are stars, end up bein' scandalous Welfare recipients, crib full of Boost a couple of and now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga steppin' up to me Hoes that'll fuck you fast be packin' H.I.V. Me, I'm packin' jimmy hats, so a hoe won't give me Shit about she on the pill, that her pussy kill
See, through my illustrations were the key See, where I'm only bustas have to pay a fee Now you might ask, what can a do to get started? Pull a hoe and go enroll in College
Ah, yeah, now was a very nice lecture And as I walk back over to the middle of the board I, I kinda figured, I wondered to myself and I looked at my And I, it seems that you have questions Is there any more
Yes, yes, MJG I have a
Ah, in 94 do you think, ah Any bitches are come up? Can, can any bitches be Look here, here, let me tell you
Now bitches got a lotta game for a nigga So made me try to see how to break a hoe What would it take for me to make the bitch click How damn quick could I make the break a trick
How fuckin' long will it take to my profit And kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket Talkin' space-age pimpin', similar to the In ways like our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie
niggas gettin' they game picked down to the bone If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your money's Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make 'em your own rules Don't be a fool, nigga, bring bitch on by to school
I got a class for that ass and it starts at 'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break till Future good for the smartest in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch College
Okay class, class Everybody needs to settle down just settle down We're gonna break in 15 minutes
But we one more lecture, one more lecture Now ehm, eh, calm down, calm I'm gonna take one more I'm gonna take, are there any questions?
Ah yeah, ah, I wanna How can a busta like me You know, you Get in Break-A-Bitch
Not long ago I up as a youngster in this shit When all I wanted to do is my dick up in a bitch That made my ends and my ends bought me weed And all I wanted to see was them bitches on they knees Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna sell this dope, and I wanna get out and rob Today I was like I usually do I met this hoe after a show that wanted to me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga fucked the bitch But at Break-A-Bitch that's called trickin' off your dick On the corner ain't no pimps, real are low-key I'm on the verge of a splurge, up shop in Tennessee
no future for the lame, ain't no love in this game Do you fuck them hoes and trust them And 'em with no shame? 9 out of 10, trick nigga, if you do Break-A-Bitch got a scholarship just for you
Ah, yes, damn good Damn good class, wonderful I love 'em all, I 'em all
Now class can you all in with me For our alma mater and let's sing it I'm proud to be an alumni from I'm to be