Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting more self assured than ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, something's with my head Just if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck is ain't