Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from street But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm more self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja Not to mention four lynch and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's with my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they were so scared, and those Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid Neither is