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I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, this is some feat accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could any task Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash traffic and happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
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