Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
forward some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life To make it or succeed 'Cause you're from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans These damn rhymes are Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and beards okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
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