Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, your bets likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges this is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could any task Practicing talking in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty using it more as a bin for storage Take some and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is