Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, freak the out Middle America, hear them out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't