Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with razor Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
Fast some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at Chance To make it or 'Cause you're from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear them out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock believe this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't