Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If science can operate on distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And my sticker books in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life To make it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed from the like you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til you little homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I turn into the mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't