Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans These rhymes are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out America, hear them yell out In terror they were so scared, and those about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock believe this little hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
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