Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on distorted brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with razor Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause doomed from the start like you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my a vacant, empty void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids about, belted out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get your fears and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got white trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck Neither is