Yo man let me make Cpt.Krunch Man Yo man we have any Yeah, what is it? I know, what day is it? know, well I'll tell you
Well, it was a Me and Boss Hog was hungry Like two eggs, and a slop slice of lettuce And a of milk and some cookies
Spotted in the mist was a BK What we said, what do you know This thought I was trying to play fly 'Cause I had a pair of jeans on
Young girl, you take my order? She said, "Yeah, but right now I'm sorta Don't you see I'm to put this Aid on my finger?"
Lingering, I can a B-K mademoiselle Ripped and bottom bell And some Jelly stuff on her
Look to this I had no name tag on my collar Could be pissed 'cause she's 2.45 an hour And then Boss Hog "Girl you better this quick"
She said, "I ain't girl And I ain't chick" I had an idea and lickity my hat off and that was it
Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said, "Yeah, now see" And O' with quick honey was mesmerized "Ain't you that guy?", "Ain't you girl" "De La Soul, right?", "No Chapman"
Why don't you come over to the And me out an autograph?" Ha ha ha, I had to She was quick the Bic just to get that autograph
But me and Hogg laughed, and laughed "What's the of that song you sing?" "Living in a car," I said Forget the order I made, I'll go get a slice of pizza instead
in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they scrounge Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK Bitties in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK
Excuse me, would you take my I have to go Shashawna's got a job, dag don't you know Oh yeah, you, now I recognize The real real bitty the fake fake eyes Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and
Yes you can, but you can keep your 'Cause you know you diss me but your pissing me off I know where you and I know that your soft You're as booty as they and you dress like a geek
My shoes cost more you make in two weeks Look, you don't have to fly in here I can tell your fly by the that you wear but you must be aware a fly can be swatted by a BK tray by the way yo, here's yours
I know your just me to kill the noise Of your polyester and their oh so high waters Look at what you do all day but take You bow tie wearing, clocking and I your just upset because you cant get the rat/wrap I you Chubby for my man is living slack
Yeah, I know your man, the biggest in school Selling devil to the fiends and the fools! With one hand punk I could snap, the kid is so skinny But we be fat
Speaking of fat, you like a diet soda? 'Cause less fat on you would spare us all the Better yet it down the pants and let the acid kill The that should have been left to Masingel Let me make you a deal, take the soda and jet I got to much family to heed threats
Are you a man? I shouldn't be surprized Your sister's flipping burgers and your momma's frying Don't even try shit, oh damn look, what?
Here one more It's your father he just finished mooping the Now give them a hand, its the BK So you can't garbage about who I am
Well, we living foul Speaking of foul how some chicken for the cow? Oops I meant you for the mix up But your stomachs always big from the sexual ups
I could buy you and sell you for pennies, man I think there's something you should I try to be nice and help the poor make And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere Now B-K is too damn rude I think go get me some Chinese food