Yo man let me some Cpt.Krunch Man Yo man we have any Yeah, time is it? I don't know, day is it? know, well I'll tell you
Well, it was a Me and Boss Hog was hungry Like two eggs, and a beef slice of lettuce And a of milk and some cookies
in the mist was a BK logo What we said, what do you know This chick thought I was to play fly 'Cause I had a of blue jeans on
girl, won't you take my order? She said, "Yeah, but now I'm sorta busy Don't you see I'm trying to put Aid on my finger?"
Lingering, I can She's a B-K uniform and bottom bell And Jelly stuff on her sleeve
to this 'cause I had no name tag on my collar Could be pissed 'cause she's clocking 2.45 an And Boss Hog hollar "Girl you make this quick"
She said, "I ain't your And I your chick" I had an idea and lickity Took my hat off and was it
Dread fallen all over me and then I said, "Yeah, now we'll see" And O' quick velocity honey was mesmerized "Ain't you that guy?", "Ain't you girl" "De La Soul, right?", "No Chapman"
Why don't you come to the counter And me out an autograph?" Ha ha ha, I had to She was quick with the Bic to get that autograph
But me and Hogg just laughed, and "What's the of that song you sing?" "Living in a car," I said Forget about the order I made, I'll go get a of pizza instead
in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they scrounge Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK Bitties in the BK Lounge, all do is beg and they scrounge Bitties in the BK Lounge, the in the BK Lounge
me, would you take my order I have to go Shashawna's got a job, dag don't you know Oh yeah, you, now I recognize The real real bitty with the fake fake Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and
Yes you can, but you can keep lies 'Cause you you can't diss me but your pissing me off I know where you live and I that your soft as booty as they come and you dress like a geek
My shoes cost more you make in two weeks Look, you don't to play fly in here I can tell your fly by the weave you wear but you must be aware That a fly can be swatted by a BK tray by the way yo, here's
I know your sweating me to kill the noise Of your polyester pants and oh so high waters Look at what you do all day but take You bow tie wearing, clocking and I know your upset because you cant get the rat/wrap I think you Chubby for my man is slack
Yeah, I know man, the biggest punk in school Selling devil to the fiends and the fools! With one that punk I could snap, the kid is so skinny But we be fat
Speaking of fat, would you like a diet 'Cause less fat on you would spare us all the Better yet pour it the pants and let the acid kill The smell that should been left to Masingel Let me make you a deal, take the free and jet I got to much family to heed threats
Are you a man? Well I be surprized Your sister's flipping burgers and your momma's frying Don't try that shit, oh damn look, what?
Here comes one It's your father he just finished mooping the Now them a hand, its the BK clan So you can't talk garbage who I am
Well, we living foul Speaking of how bout some chicken for the cow? Oops I you sorry for the mix up But your stomachs always big the sexual slip ups
I could buy you and you for pennies, young man I there's something you should understand I try to be and help the poor make money And since I know you it, I'll go elsewhere dummy Now B-K is too damn rude I think go get me some Chinese food