Yo man let me make Cpt.Krunch Man Yo man we any milk? Yeah, time is it? I know, what day is it? Don't know, well tell you
Well, it was a Me and Boss Hog was hungry Like two eggs, and a beef slice of lettuce And a of milk and some cookies
in the mist was a BK logo What we said, what do you know This chick I was trying to play fly 'Cause I had a of blue jeans on
girl, won't you take my order? She said, "Yeah, but right now I'm busy Don't you see I'm to put this Aid on my finger?"
Lingering, I can a B-K mademoiselle Ripped uniform and bell And Jelly stuff on her sleeve
Look to this I had no name tag on my collar Could be 'cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour And Boss Hog hollar "Girl you better make quick"
She said, "I ain't your And I ain't chick" I had an and lickity split my hat off and that was it
Dread fallen all over me and then I said, "Yeah, now we'll see" And O' quick velocity honey was mesmerized "Ain't you that guy?", "Ain't you girl" "De La Soul, right?", "No Chapman"
Why don't you come over to the And me out an autograph?" Ha ha ha, I had to She was quick with the Bic just to get that
But me and Hogg laughed, and laughed "What's the name of song you sing?" "Living in a car," I said about the order I made, I'll go get a slice of pizza instead
Bitties in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and scrounge in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK Lounge Bitties in the BK Lounge, all do is beg and they scrounge Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK
Excuse me, would you my order I have to go got a real job, dag don't you know Oh yeah, it's you, now I The real bitty with the fake fake eyes Yo, can I interest you in burgers and fries?
Yes you can, but you can keep your 'Cause you you can't diss me but your pissing me off I know you live and I know that your soft as booty as they come and you dress like a geek
My cost more than you make in two weeks Look, you don't have to play fly in I can tell your fly by the weave you wear but you must be aware That a fly can be swatted by a BK tray by the way yo, yours
I know your just sweating me to kill the Of polyester pants and their oh so high waters Look at what you do all day but orders You bow tie wearing, clocking and I your just upset because you cant get the rat/wrap I think you Chubby for my man is living
Yeah, I know man, the biggest punk in school Selling devil to the fiends and the fools! With one hand punk I could snap, the kid is so skinny But we be fat
Speaking of fat, would you like a diet less fat on you would spare us all the odor Better yet pour it down the pants and let the acid The smell that have been left to Masingel Let me make you a deal, take the soda and jet I got to family to heed your threats
Are you a family I shouldn't be surprized Your sister's flipping and your momma's frying fries even try that shit, oh damn look, what?
Here comes one It's your father he just mooping the floor Now give them a hand, its the BK So you talk garbage about who I am
Well, aren't we foul Speaking of how bout some chicken for the cow? I meant you sorry for the mix up But stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups
I could buy you and sell you for pennies, man I think there's you should understand I try to be nice and the poor make money And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere Now B-K workers is too damn I I'll go get me some Chinese food