Beware the killer Beware the tents
The are coming, over the hill We thought they inanimate But now they're set to At Falcon this summer Somehow we've enraged the Gods Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, pods
It was for the big hoedown, it was Hillsdale '99 Susan Werner saw a tent pole like an ivy vine from Ohio through his rear view mirror saw How reckless abandon they were eatin' people raw (Tents, is)
The Kennedy's Greg Brown his soul food bowl Said surely good can come from Such a knoll
to cut the mustard And beat a fast Vance Gilbert's looking tasty And those tents they eat (They the dark meat)
The tents are coming, over the We thought were inanimate But now set to kill At Falcon Ridge this Somehow we've the Falcon Gods have turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
Roger the Jester wasn't joshing he said, "They'll kill us all" And an unharmonious wail the end of Ellis Paul Cry, cry, cry as they devoured, run, run, run as hurl The undigested flesh of LJ and Stacey Earle
execute a Hudson crossing As the mother tent Slithering all the way Utah Phillips Screwdrivers in
To the machinery From where folk are flowing So time next year this field will just be Wild Asparagus
The are coming, over the hill We thought were inanimate But now they're set to At Ridge this summer we've enraged the Falcon Gods Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching
the killer tents
Tony Trischka's hallowed The hungry will sup And even Ani be swallowed Up, up, up, up, up
From they'll exact macabre vendetta And the will never have the chance To get that slut Greta
No Falcon Ridge performer will escape this ghastly Except for those who invited And those whose are hard to rhyme of Fruvous, you may ask
Listen up, let me We joined with the tents And them into the King of Spain
Yes, with terrifying army Fruvous have been coupled We've pissed off the But our ticket have been doubled
The tents are coming, the hill We thought they were But now set to kill At Falcon Ridge this Somehow we've enraged the Falcon Tents turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
Beware the tents Beware the tents