Beware the killer Beware the killer
The tents are coming, the hill We thought were inanimate But now they're set to At Falcon Ridge summer Somehow we've enraged the Falcon Tents turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
It was for the big hoedown, it was Hillsdale '99 Susan saw a tent pole grow like an ivy vine Eddie from through his rear view mirror saw How with reckless abandon they eatin' people raw (Tents, is)
The Kennedy's tore Greg From his food bowl Said surely good can come from Such a grassy
to cut the mustard And a fast retreat Cause Vance Gilbert's looking And those they gotta eat (They the dark meat)
The are coming, over the hill We thought were inanimate But now they're set to At Ridge this summer Somehow we've enraged the Gods Tents have to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
Roger the Jester wasn't joshing when he said, "They'll us all" And an unharmonious wail announced the end of Ellis Cry, cry, cry as devoured, run, run, run as they hurl The undigested flesh of LJ Booth and Stacey
execute a Hudson crossing As the mother tent Slithering all the way from Phillips Screwdrivers in
To the machinery From folk feasts are flowing So this next year this field will just be Wild growing
The tents are coming, the hill We thought they inanimate But now set to kill At Falcon this summer Somehow enraged the Falcon Gods Tents turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
Beware the tents
Tony Trischka's hallowed The hungry will sup And even Ani be swallowed Up, up, up, up, up
From they'll exact macabre vendetta And the Nields will have the chance To get over that slut
No Falcon Ridge performer will escape this ghastly Except for those who weren't And those whose are hard to rhyme of Fruvous, you may ask
Listen up, let me We joined with the tents And turned into the King of Spain
Yes, with terrifying army Fruvous futures been coupled We've pissed off the But our ticket have been doubled
The tents are coming, over the We thought they were But now set to kill At Ridge this summer Somehow enraged the Falcon Gods Tents turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
the killer tents Beware the killer