Beware the tents Beware the tents
The tents are coming, over the We thought were inanimate But now they're set to At Ridge this summer Somehow we've enraged the Falcon Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching
It was time for the big hoedown, it was '99 Susan Werner saw a tent pole like an ivy vine Eddie from Ohio his rear view mirror saw How with reckless abandon they were eatin' raw (Tents, is)
The Kennedy's Greg Brown his soul food bowl Said surely nothing good can come a grassy knoll
Time to cut the And beat a fast Vance Gilbert's looking tasty And tents they gotta eat (They like the meat)
The tents are coming, the hill We thought were inanimate But now set to kill At Ridge this summer Somehow enraged the Falcon Gods Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, pods
the Jester wasn't joshing when he said, "They'll kill us all" And an unharmonious wail the end of Ellis Paul Cry, cry, cry as devoured, run, run, run as they hurl The undigested flesh of LJ and Stacey Earle
They'll execute a Hudson As the mother commands Slithering all the way from Utah in hand
To the machinery From where folk feasts are So this time year this field will just be Wild growing
The tents are coming, the hill We they were inanimate But now they're set to At Falcon Ridge this Somehow enraged the Falcon Gods Tents turned to creeping, crawling, body-snatching pods
Beware the tents
Tony Trischka's banjo The hungry will sup And even Ani will be Up, up, up, up, up
From Ferron they'll macabre vendetta And the Nields will have the chance To get over slut Greta
No Falcon Ridge performer escape this ghastly crime for those who weren't invited And those names are hard to rhyme of Fruvous, you may ask
Listen up, let me We joined forces with the And turned them into the of Spain
Yes, with terrifying army Fruvous futures have been We've off the folkies But our ticket prices been doubled
The tents are coming, the hill We thought they were But now they're set to At Falcon Ridge summer Somehow we've the Falcon Gods Tents have turned to creeping, crawling, pods
Beware the tents the killer tents