Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
with pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to this flower here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert
more stunned and irritated gives out his
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in Take it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so
hand is up in the air with showing.