Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves
bowl and Bert at camera]
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into all proud, shaking
his about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually louder] Ernie... I'm
to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, getting
stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even than before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air with showing.