Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes away the
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to this flower here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into all proud, shaking
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. calmer than before]
B: [stares into as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air with showing.