Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
thanks to Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower that was there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! [pats on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.