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Another Bert and Ernie
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm with
bowl and Bert at camera]
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
flower that was growing there,
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done
behind and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.