Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
with pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to this flower here
this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud,
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, getting
more stunned and irritated gives out his
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. calmer than before]
B: into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with firmly closed very angry]
E: calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna

E: Oh, umm, well for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end Ernie put the pot
on head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done
behind Bert and up with the pot.. Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.