Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert at camera]
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower that was there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes away the
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into all proud, shaking
his head his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, getting
stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly very angry]
E: calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and leaving.
There was one neat trick in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
know how Ernie's hands are and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.