Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the jar and so I
had to put the in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower that was there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice getting louder] Ernie... I'm
to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented Keheeheeheehee
[End music with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
know how Ernie's hands are and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.