Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the jar, but what's it gotta do
with pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert looks at
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower
this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight camera all proud, shaking
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I play

E: Oh, umm, well for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh]
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and leaving.
There was one trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's hands are real and the arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.