Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Ernie
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves
bowl and Bert at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud,
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert
more stunned and irritated gives out his
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. calmer than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in Take it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! [pats on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to a quick .. nicely-done move
Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.