Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower that was growing there,
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! head]
E: Hmm?
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... as usual, Bert getting
stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares into as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to a quick .. nicely-done move
behind and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.