Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
with pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into all proud, shaking
his head his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root beer bottle..
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented Keheeheeheehee
[End music with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind so Ernie's
hand is up in the air with showing.