Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head!
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
that pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in sugar with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, bottle
B: [Gets to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I play

E: Oh, umm, well for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so
hand is up in the air with showing.