Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
with pot there, huh?
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert looks at
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I it and everthing.
B: very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated gives out his
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer before]
B: [stares camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very
E: [points at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end Ernie put the pot
on head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's hands are and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.