Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head!
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
then where'd ya put the
E: Well, show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert looks at
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant flower here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, getting
more stunned and irritated gives out his
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer than
B: into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with behind Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.