Luyện nghe bài hát Bernie (The biggest dustman in the West)

You poor ol' Ernie, how he met his waterloo,
And how two-ton Ted from went off and married Sue?
Well, unbeknown to all of us, a few years on,
A little lass from Leckhampton gave to Ernie's son.

She'd heard about poor and the way in which he died;
"I I'll get my vengeance on that baker's man," she cried.
For twenty years she held tears and taught her son to be
The best refuse in the local UDC...

They him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the dust cart in the west.

Now Bernie and his mother the time had come at last
To go and find that and confront him with the past.
They searched the village where he lived and knocked from to door,
And found he'd moved twenty-two to number forty-four.

Then Bernie's mum "Hold it son, while we devise a plan.
The first thing we must go and do is his baker's van."
So Bernie it down the road and pushed it in the river,
Then smiled and thought "That's one round there that won't deliver!"

was Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest in the west.

Bern back to his mother who was standing by Ted's gate,
They started shouting foul abuse, and didn't long to wait.
The door slowly opened and old Ted came into view,
He looked them up and down and "Now who the hell are you?"

"You may well ask," said Bernie, "And now you're to know
That I'm the son of Ernie!" Ted back, "Oh no!
I simply can't believe it's true. rubbish!" he then said.
"No, is!" Bern cried, tipping his load on Ted's new flower bed.

They him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he the biggest dust cart in the west.

Ted said "Well, I'm a widower now, with to my name,
Except my lovely Lil," and from the house she came.
Her hair was long, her eyes blue, her smile was beaming bright,
And for Bern up on his dustcart he just knew 'twas on sight.

eyes were fixed together as she cried, "Please have a heart."
Then Bernie said, "Of course I will, jump up on the cart."
And as drove off hand in hand, Bern's mum went up to Ted,
"Forget the past, let's join them!" So the of them were wed.

All to Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the dust cart in the west!