Luyện nghe bài hát Bernie (The biggest dustman in the West)

You remember ol' Ernie, how he met his waterloo,
And how two-ton Ted Teddington went off and married Sue?
Well, unbeknown to all of us, a few years on,
A little lass from Leckhampton gave birth to son.

She'd heard about poor Ernie and the way in which he
"I I'll get my vengeance on that baker's man," she cried.
For twenty years she held tears and taught her son to be
The refuse collector in the local UDC...

They him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest cart in the west.

Now Bernie and his mother thought the had come at last
To go and find that baker and him with the past.
They searched the village he lived and knocked from door to door,
And found he'd moved twenty-two to number forty-four.

Then Bernie's mum said "Hold it son, we devise a plan.
The first thing we must go and do is his baker's van."
So Bernie it down the road and pushed it in the river,
Then smiled and thought "That's one round there baker won't deliver!"

was Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest in the west.

Bern raced to his mother who was standing by Ted's gate,
They started shouting foul abuse, and have long to wait.
The front door opened and old Ted came into view,
He looked them up and down and "Now who the hell are you?"

"You may well ask," said Bernie, "And now you're going to
That I'm the son of Ernie!" Ted back, "Oh no!
I simply believe it's true. That's rubbish!" he then said.
"No, this is!" Bern cried, tipping his on Ted's new flower bed.

called him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the dust cart in the west.

Ted said "Well, I'm a widower now, nothing to my name,
Except my lovely Lil," and from the house she came.
Her hair was long, her eyes blue, her smile was beaming bright,
And for Bern up on his dustcart he just knew love on sight.

Their eyes were fixed together as she cried, "Please a heart."
Then Bernie said, "Of I will, just jump up on the cart."
And as they drove off hand in hand, mum went up to Ted,
"Forget the past, let's them!" So the four of them were wed.

All to Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the dust cart in the west!