Luyện nghe bài hát Bernie (The biggest dustman in the West)

You poor ol' Ernie, how he met his waterloo,
And how two-ton Ted from went off and married Sue?
Well, unbeknown to all of us, a few years on,
A little lass from Leckhampton gave birth to son.

She'd heard about poor Ernie and the way in which he
"I I'll get my vengeance on that baker's man," she cried.
For twenty years she held tears and taught her son to be
The refuse collector in the local UDC...

called him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest dust in the west.

Now Bernie and his thought the time had come at last
To go and find that baker and confront him the past.
They searched the where he lived and knocked from door to door,
And found moved from twenty-two to number forty-four.

Bernie's mum said "Hold it son, while we devise a plan.
The first thing we must go and do is pinch his van."
So Bernie towed it down the and pushed it in the river,
Then smiled and thought "That's one round there that won't deliver!"

was Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest in the west.

Bern raced back to his mother who was by Ted's gate,
started shouting foul abuse, and didn't have long to wait.
The front door slowly and old Ted came into view,
He looked them up and down and "Now who the hell are you?"

"You may well ask," said Bernie, "And now you're going to
That I'm the son of Ernie!" Ted back, "Oh no!
I can't believe it's true. That's rubbish!" he then said.
"No, this is!" Bern cried, tipping his on Ted's new flower bed.

called him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest cart in the west.

Ted said "Well, I'm a now, with nothing to my name,
Except my lovely Lil," and from the house she came.
Her hair was long, her eyes were blue, her was beaming bright,
And for Bern up on his he just knew 'twas love on sight.

Their eyes were fixed as she cried, "Please have a heart."
Then Bernie said, "Of course I will, jump up on the cart."
And as they drove off hand in hand, mum went up to Ted,
"Forget the past, join them!" So the four of them were wed.

All to Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest dust in the west!