Luyện nghe bài hát Bernie (The biggest dustman in the West)

You poor ol' Ernie, how he met his waterloo,
And how two-ton Ted from Teddington off and married Sue?
Well, unbeknown to all of us, a few years on,
A little lass from Leckhampton gave to Ernie's son.

She'd about poor Ernie and the way in which he died;
"I I'll get my vengeance on that baker's man," she cried.
For twenty she held back tears and taught her son to be
The best refuse in the local UDC...

They him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest dust in the west.

Now Bernie and his mother thought the time had at last
To go and find baker and confront him with the past.
They searched the village where he lived and from door to door,
And found moved from twenty-two to number forty-four.

Then Bernie's mum said "Hold it son, we devise a plan.
The first thing we must go and do is pinch his van."
So Bernie towed it down the road and it in the river,
Then and thought "That's one round there that baker won't deliver!"

was Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest in the west.

Bern raced to his mother who was standing by Ted's gate,
They started shouting foul abuse, and didn't have to wait.
The front door opened and old Ted came into view,
He looked them up and down and "Now who the hell are you?"

"You may well ask," said Bernie, "And now you're going to
That I'm the son of Ernie!" Ted back, "Oh no!
I simply believe it's true. That's rubbish!" he then said.
"No, this is!" Bern cried, his load on Ted's new flower bed.

called him Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest dust in the west.

Ted said "Well, I'm a widower now, nothing to my name,
Except my lovely Lil," and from the house she came.
Her was long, her eyes were blue, her smile was beaming bright,
And for Bern up on his dustcart he just 'twas love on sight.

Their eyes fixed together as she cried, "Please have a heart."
Bernie said, "Of course I will, just jump up on the cart."
And as drove off hand in hand, Bern's mum went up to Ted,
"Forget the past, let's join them!" So the of them were wed.

All to Bernie...(Bernie)...
And he drove the biggest cart in the west!