Luyện nghe bài hát Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

I have come with my Naegling
And the usual and pains
To Grendel, the monster
Lately scourge of the
Showing no mercy in the hall
He waste thirty thanes
In I will chop off his shoulder
Then I will deal his mother

Where is the loo?
I'm feeling slightly queasy,
So would you if had to do
The I've had to do
the good, slay the bad
Do I the right to use the disabled loos?
Did send the right man from the land of heroes?

laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the hero coming to you
And I am

Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey
leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat
Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling drip
If you promise not to anyone I have a hare lip
A smoking hole and a large mole
My it slithers, my ears are torn
Don't laugh, I am

Stop laughing, I am
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the hero coming to you
And I am

So go ahead, laugh, you be the first
Richard the Hundredth, the Hunchback
Henry Dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with
At this sick rubber joke my bones as they out of a hole in my skin
At this helplessly flailing mutant prosthetic thalydomide limb
Have a good while you're at it at my schlong
My foot brace it scratches and drags
I dribble down a
I twitch the ground
My Breugel boots they beggar
I have the stinky shanks of a
My patchy moustache a birthmark
I come to save Denmark
laughing ...

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero to save you
I am