Luyện nghe bài hát Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

I come with my sword Naegling
And the aches and pains
To defeat Grendel, the
Lately of the Danes
Showing no mercy in the mead
He waste thirty thanes
In return I will off his shoulder
I will deal with his mother

Where is the loo?
I'm feeling queasy, woozy
So would you if had to do
The I've had to do
the good, slay the bad
Do I have the right to use the loos?
Did they send the man from the land of heroes?

laughing, I am Beowulf
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero coming to you
And I am

Cancer gubbins that hangs at my like a turkey throat
Swaddling trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat
Dangling from my orifice is a speculum drip
If you promise not to tell I have a hare lip
A smoking hole and a large mole
My face it slithers, my ears are
Don't laugh, I am

laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the coming to save you
And I am

So go ahead, laugh, you be the first
Richard the Hundredth, the laughed
Henry Dalrymple the simpleton with mirth
At this sick rubber joke my bones as they out of a hole in my skin
At this flailing mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb
Have a good laugh while at it at my schlong
My metallic foot brace it and drags
I dribble down a
I twitch along the
My Breugel they beggar belief
I the stinky shanks of a hound
My patchy moustache hides a
I have come to save
Stop ...

laughing, I am Beowulf
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero coming to you
I am