Luyện nghe bài hát Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

I come with my sword Naegling
And the aches and pains
To Grendel, the monster
Lately of the Danes
Showing no mercy in the hall
He laid waste thirty
In return I chop off his shoulder
Then I deal with his mother

Where is the disabled
I'm slightly queasy, woozy
So you if you'd had to do
The things had to do
the good, slay the bad
Do I the right to use the disabled loos?
Did they the right man from the land of heroes?

laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the coming to save you
And I am

Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a throat
Swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled bloat
Dangling my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip
If you promise not to tell anyone I a hare lip
A smoking and a very large mole
My face it slithers, my ears are
laugh, I am deformed

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the coming to save you
And I am

So go ahead, laugh, you won't be the
Richard the Hundredth, the laughed
Henry Dalrymple the convulsed with mirth
At this sick joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin
At this helplessly mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb
Have a good laugh while at it at my schlong
My metallic foot it scratches and drags
I dribble a twig
I twitch along the
My Breugel they beggar belief
I have the shanks of a hound
My moustache hides a birthmark
I have to save Denmark
Stop ...

laughing, I am Beowulf
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero to save you
I am