Luyện nghe bài hát Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

I have with my sword Naegling
And the usual aches and
To defeat Grendel, the
scourge of the Danes
Showing no mercy in the mead
He waste thirty thanes
In I will chop off his shoulder
Then I deal with his mother

Where is the disabled
I'm feeling queasy, woozy
So would you if had to do
The things had to do
Slay the good, the bad
Do I the right to use the disabled loos?
Did they send the right man from the land of

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero coming to you
And I am

Cancer gubbins that at my neck like a turkey throat
Swaddling leather trussing up a belly bloat
Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum
If you promise not to anyone I have a hare lip
A smoking hole and a very mole
My face it slithers, my are torn
Don't laugh, I am

laughing, I am Beowulf
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero to save you
And I am

So go ahead, laugh, you won't be the
the Hundredth, the Hunchback laughed
Henry Dalrymple the convulsed with mirth
At sick rubber joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin
At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling prosthetic limb
a good laugh while you're at it at my schlong
My metallic brace it scratches and drags
I down a twig
I twitch along the
My Breugel they beggar belief
I have the stinky shanks of a
My patchy hides a birthmark
I come to save Denmark
Stop ...

laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the hero coming to you
I am