Luyện nghe bài hát Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

I have with my sword Naegling
And the usual and pains
To Grendel, the monster
Lately of the Danes
no mercy in the mead hall
He laid waste thirty
In return I chop off his shoulder
Then I will deal with his

Where is the loo?
I'm slightly queasy, woozy
So would you if had to do
The things had to do
the good, slay the bad
Do I have the to use the disabled loos?
Did they send the right man from the land of

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero to save you
And I am

Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck a turkey throat
Swaddling leather trussing up a belly bloat
Dangling my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip
If you promise not to anyone I have a hare lip
A smoking hole and a large mole
My it slithers, my ears are torn
Don't laugh, I am

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero coming to you
And I am

So go ahead, laugh, you won't be the
Richard the Hundredth, the Hunchback
Dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with mirth
At this sick rubber joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my
At this helplessly flailing appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb
a good laugh while you're at it at my schlong
My foot brace it scratches and drags
I dribble a twig
I along the ground
My boots they beggar belief
I the stinky shanks of a hound
My patchy hides a birthmark
I have to save Denmark
laughing ...

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the coming to save you
I am