Luyện nghe bài hát Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

I have with my sword Naegling
And the aches and pains
To defeat Grendel, the
scourge of the Danes
Showing no in the mead hall
He laid thirty thanes
In return I chop off his shoulder
Then I will deal his mother

Where is the disabled
I'm feeling queasy, woozy
So would you if had to do
The I've had to do
the good, slay the bad
Do I have the right to use the loos?
Did they send the right man from the of heroes?

laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the coming to save you
And I am

Cancer gubbins hangs at my neck like a turkey throat
Swaddling leather up a shrivelled belly bloat
Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum
If you promise not to anyone I have a hare lip
A hole and a very large mole
My face it slithers, my ears are
Don't laugh, I am

Stop laughing, I am
I you my oath, as I was born
I am
I am the hero coming to you
And I am

So go ahead, laugh, you be the first
the Hundredth, the Hunchback laughed
Henry the simpleton convulsed with mirth
At this sick joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin
At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide
a good laugh while you're at it at my schlong
My metallic foot brace it scratches and
I down a twig
I along the ground
My Breugel boots they belief
I the stinky shanks of a hound
My patchy moustache hides a
I have come to save
Stop ...

laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was
I am
I am the hero to save you
I am