[VISUAL "DEATH BY NUMBERS"]
*******[PLAY SONG "FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR" AT POINT]*******
INT. - DAY
The Boy up. He's in a gown. His eyes feel heavy. The TV is on in his room. "Golden Girls" to be specific. One of the ladies just said something funny cause there's a lot of laughter Sitcom laughs always freaked him out. Because most of those people are dead. Those are ghost laughs. Laughs that are supposed to be gone forever linger on earth after every mid 90s about teenage sex or someone saying "don't go there". Looking for their mouths, never finding them because they're gone. The laughs don't feel good because they're dead laughs. Those laughs aren't what they stood for anymore. They've been reappropriated. Now they're just sounds monkey descendants make when amused to cue other monkey descendants when to make the sounds at home
...my eyes heavy
A comes in
GUY NURSE: Hello Mr.[EDIT]. How are you feeling? THE BOY: Like I'm about to get talked to by someone about- (gestures) All
Nurse gives a "yep"
WHITE GUY NURSE: You're brought you in- THE They're not my friends WHITE GUY NURSE: I don't think they'd like you saying BOY: Doesn't matter. It's the truth. But also, they know. We're not friends. There's a mutual benefit to our relationship, but I can't trust them for shit WHITE GUY NURSE: Then why save THE Cause their lives are far easier with me around. It's survival WHITE GUY NURSE: I think you should to someone BOY: We're talking WHITE GUY NURSE: A THE BOY: Why? You don't care. You're not make sure I do. (then) Our lives aren't precious, man
Silence. The Nurse to clean up
WHITE GUY NURSE: You BOY: I was trying to be GUY NURSE: No you weren't. Cause, guess what? It's not hard to do
Nurse
INT. ROOM - LATER THAT DAY The Boy walks out of the doors. Steve, Swank, and Fam are sitting there. They look up wearily
THE BOY: I don't wanna talk. Let's just go be awkward and quiet together at Chipotle.
They all stare. Swank gets up slowly and walks over
SWANK: Man...we didn't know if we wait or tell you later, man
The Boy makes a ["WHAT?" face
(CONT'D): Man...your pops died, man. Got the call
BOY: Okay
(hum of a jet engine...)
SONG "ZEALOTS OF STOCKHOLM" AT THIS POINT]*******
INT. JET PLANE - The Boy lays his head against the plane window, the oil his hair leaving grease smudges all over the window His father died in Stockholm. A family member was needed. Didn't realize that they were each other's only family til this very moment. When you lose that, you basically lose of your memories, at least the accuracy of your own memories He wanted to be The Boy didn't really know anyone in Stockholm, but he also didn't want to be in his hotel room with his father for a day. if he was just ashes. So he decided to search through his followers for someone from Sweden
Some girl named "Hello_Pity_" Dm'd him back and they were supposed to meet up after all the whatever he had to do. Her profile bio said she was half french. She looked pretty in her avi: an inverted Kitty. But that really doesn't mean anything at all, especially since her instagram was blocked, which is something he's learned not to trust at all So he looked through her tweets, figured out a night she to a club, used one of his dummy profiles and pretended that they'd met at the club that night. She had trouble remembering because, according to her feed, she was "fuckin turnt, [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] lol". She added this made up dude as a friend on Facebook. Now The Boy could see her pictures The rest of her pictures she was indeed pretty This girl loves Justin Bieber though. New Justin Bieber. The "fuck you" Bieber. She loves Justin Bieber in the way you love that girl on Maury who's like "my favorite flavor popsicle is DICK!", which is close to sincere love, but near it at the same time
INT. STRANGE OFFICE - The Boy is sitting at a desk, across from a solemn man. An urn sits on the left side of the The man slides it to The Boy
SOLEMN MAN: I'm sorry for your
Silence. Don't you to ask someone before you cremate their father? I don't know how these things work
SOLEMN MAN (CONT'D): These were with him
He gives The Boy a large paper bag
INT. ROOM - NIGHT The Boy vapes on the of his bed. He's DMing back and forth with "Hello_Pity_" whose real name is Alyssa
thegoldmolar: u at Hello_Pity_: bar box. meet u here? yeah Hello_Pity_: u should meet my boyfriend. he you
sure Hello_Pity_: LAUGH EMOJI] LOL. Don't worry. It's not like that thegoldmolar: [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] see u soon
He puts his down
EXT. STREETS - NIGHT There's a buzz going on. Very pretty people walk hand in hand on the street. There are people saying things, giving opinions, feeling interesting. has a purpose tonight. It's a great time A couple by:
SUPER HANDSOME GUY: Swedish blah blah blah roscoe's hahahaha! SUPER PRETTY blah blah, swedish blah blah roscoe's wetsuit!
The Boy walks up to a pink, glowing, but very discreet sign that says "box". There's a big bald guy outside with no hat. There's steam coming off his head A girl is standing smoking, at least trying to. She can't seem to get the cigarette lit. It's Alyssa
THE Hey ALYSSA: Ah! you
She him a kiss on both cheeks
(CONT'D): Fancy meeting you like this, huh? BOY: I don't know what you mean
She puts out her cigarette. After two big
ALYSSA: go THE BOY: Didn't you want me to meet boyfriend? Who? That guy?
She points to a corner of the building, a few steps from the front. A guy with long hair (her boyfriend?)is making out with a girl in the cold
THE BOY: am I getting into? ALYSSA: Nothing. You're getting into
CUT TO: EXT. STOCKHOLM - CONTINUOUS The Boy and Alyssa walk slowly through the streets. It's very cold, so they're the only ones doing
ALYSSA: What you DM me? THE BOY: I don't anyone here ALYSSA: Then why are you THE BOY: My dad died. I have to him up R O U G H. How? THE BOY: Doesn't matter at point ALYSSA: I know right? It's always "how'd he die?" Like if you know all the ways, you'll avoid it.
She
ALYSSA (CONT'D): I don't believe in small talk. What's the relationship you've been in? THE BOY: years Wow. What happened? THE I'm still in it Oh? BOY: She does private web shows. We're not together. But it's a relationship, for sure I don't get it THE BOY: I to watch her online a while back. Then she quit and started doing private shows. Then it just started turning into talking. Mostly ALYSSA: BOY: Wha? ALYSSA: You're paying her to be girlfriend or friend or whatever THE BOY: Yes. But most people are for friends one way or another No THE BOY: Your boyfriend is making out with another girl right now. You don't really have to judge ALYSSA: I that I can never trust him. We're clear on that BOY: Then why have him at all? ALYSSA: Because he's honest. And I like that. He doesn't lie to either of us. special to me
INT. HOTEL - NIGHT
The two are on the bed staring at the urn on the table
ALYSSA: So that's dad THE That's my dad. That's what's left of him You guys close? THE No You wanna talk about it THE No
THE BOY (CONT'D): I'm going to a drink Alright
The Boy gets up and goes into the living room. While he's in there, gets up, takes the urn, and walks out of the room. The Boy hears the door slam
THE Alyssa?
CUT TO:
*******[PLAY SONG "URN" AT THIS
EXT. HOTEL - The Boy runs out of the front doors. His breath, clouding in the night. He looks both ways and catches Alyssa turning a corner. He runs to the corner and meets her on the side
BOY: What's going on ALYSSA: Let's get rid of it. just bad for you THE BOY: You have a TON of nerve judging me and my father's relationship, so much so, you just walk out with his ashes? I feel like what you're doing is against the law, but much like the fact he was cremated I arrived, I don't know if it's illegal. I'm still pissed though ALYSSA: We're gonna do together
The Boy is pissed. He's trying not to up
ALYSSA (CONT'D): I had a sister. I did this when she THE BOY: Yes. gives you the right
Alyssa digs in her and pulls out her phone. She turns it on and the background is Alyssa and a girl that looks exactly like her. The Boy takes the phone
THE BOY (CONT'D): Yes THE BOY: I know we that it's dumb to ask since we're all headed that way anyway, but- Brain cancer. It was bad
(CONT'D): So crazy
She LOLs. They're still walking this entire time. They stop at the water. They stand there small clouds for a moment
ALYSSA (CONT'D): You to say something?
The Boy
(CONT'D): Alright- BOY: Wait
The urn almost tips over the edge. She waits for him. He walks and takes the urn and just holds it for a moment. Then he kinda hugs it. Laying his head on it, but turning his head so she can't see what he says:
THE BOY (CONT'D, whisper): I'm sorry we're
He pours out the ashes. gone
ALYSSA: How do you Better? BOY: I feel...the same HEY!
and The Boy turn around. It's Alyssa's boyfriend
What the fuck, bro? Oh, so you now you give a fuck
She pushes him back as he takes swipes at The Boy. The Boy is annoyed. They're all yelling at each other
BOY/ALYSSA: You're dead ass-hole!/ Relax, nothing happened/ Would you stop!
The boyfriend free from her
BOYFRIEND: Do you know who the I am?
ALYSSA: Please don't. Please don't do THE BOY: Nah, man. I know who you are (CONT'D, scream): WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY! (silence) I. Wrote. That. That's my shit. I'm the nigga dressed like a fox. That's all me THE What?
The boyfriend starts making the a fox makes in the song
That! ALYSSA (resigned, to The Boy): the song and video THE BOY: I've never of it ALYSSA AND BOYFIREND: ALYSSA: I you "were the internet"? THE BOY: That's a tagline. No one is the actual internet. I just missed it when it was popular BOYFRIEND: Uh, by "when it was popular" do you mean, uhhh, THE FUCK NOW?! THE BOY: Two hundred and twenty million views on Youtube. Two hundred and twenty million. That's most of the earth THE Not true BOYFRIEND: An African village to me- THE BOY: The whole village BOYFRIEND: -and told me that my song taught them foxes. They don't have foxes there. I introduced the idea of a fox to an entire continent...(then) And you wanna fuck my girl?
BOY: I do not wanna fuck your girl. I don't want to be here. I am going home now
The Boy walks away. Alyssa and her boyfriend start a argument in the cold as he disappears
CUT TO: INT. LA VEGAN RESTAURANT - Fam, another girl, and The Boy sit in a at the restaurant. Fam and the girl are talking. The Boy is silent. Don't know if he's just bored or jet lagged from Sweden. Either way he's bumming everyone out
ANOTHER GIRL: My should be here soon
The Boy say anything. Fam and the girl look on A girl walks up to the table. The Boy looks up. It's the from the party
Hi
The Boy doesn't say
GIRL: This is Naomi. (then) Hello? FAM: He's dumb. You should just sit and him
She sits
NAOMI: the guy that almost hit my arm BOY: Yes NAOMI: You guys THE BOY: No. I hate vegan. I she's making us eat here NAOMI: I'm the vegan. I to eat here
THE BOY: I hate (saying it dumb): Duhh, "I hate vegan"
In his head, he was lol-ing. In real life, he just looked down
NAOMI (CONT'D): What's the deal. Why you always act like parents died
The Boy
THE BOY: did
Awkward.
ANOTHER GIRL: I'm so
Fam and The Boy stare at each other for a moment. Then laugh. Another and Naomi do not
(to The Boy): Your parents are dead, man BOY: My parents are dead yo
slowly stop laughing. Naomi thinks The Boy is weird. But she doesn't run
INT. MANSION - Fam and Another Girl are sitting on the swings smoking and talking about something they will never remember and really care about and The Boy sit in the living room
NAOMI: did he do? THE BOY: I know NAOMI: How'd he afford all THE BOY: I don't NAOMI: how can you afford all this? He leave you a lot? THE BOY: Creditors were after him. I don't know if he had anything left. I'm not concerned. (serious) I'm sell drugs
Naomi
Whaaaaaat THE BOY: Fam can me up. I've been watching him for a minute. He runs out of here already NAOMI: I don't you need me to tell you you're an awful dealer BOY: How would you even know? NAOMI: You everything feel awkward. You can't connect with anyone. How is anyone supposed to feel like they can trust you? BOY: Yeah, that's what drug dealers are known for. Their comfort NAOMI: They are, dumb-ass. You gotta know how people work. You're only good with people
He slowly turns to her. "how does she that?"
NAOMI (CONT'D): I you up THE After the party or just now NAOMI: Just now. I'm a too THE BOY: Oh NAOMI: Yup. And I know I'm good cause people keep stealing my
She the vape
NAOMI (CONT'D): I this. (holds up her phone) Is that not my poem verbatim? I posted them together. This nigga just rapped this like it was his THE BOY (looking at her phone): Your first mistake is being a poet the year 1974, by the way NAOMI: That's how my shit is. I'm bringing the whole form back THE BOY: cocky when you're high NAOMI: No. I'm talkative I'm high. I'm cocky all the time, but I'm silent for most of it...like you
He looks up. She an eyebrow. He doesn't smile. She goes cross-eyed. No response. She stops, then sighs
NAOMI (CONT'D): You ever we're in hell? This is all hell. Living on earth and being the only ones aware that it's all ending slowly
THE No NAOMI: I read that said more than likely we all just do this all again. It's all a cycle BOY: I like that theory Yeah. (then) See? You're not such a lonely boy
She LOLs and mushes his face her hand. The Boy smh, but smiles