[VISUAL "DEATH BY NUMBERS"]
*******[PLAY SONG "FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR" AT THIS
INT. - DAY
The Boy wakes up. He's in a gown. His eyes feel heavy. The TV is on in his room. "Golden Girls" to be specific. One of the ladies just said something cause there's a lot of laughter Sitcom laughs always freaked him out. Because most of those people are dead. Those are ghost laughs. Laughs that are supposed to be gone forever linger on earth after every mid 90s joke about teenage sex or someone saying "don't go there". Looking for mouths, never finding them because they're gone. The laughs don't feel good because they're dead laughs. Those laughs aren't what they stood for anymore. They've been reappropriated. Now they're just sounds monkey descendants make when amused to cue other monkey descendants when to make the sounds at home
...my feel heavy
A nurse in
WHITE GUY NURSE: Hello Mr.[EDIT]. How are you THE BOY: Like I'm about to get talked to by someone about- (gestures) All
Nurse a "yep" look
WHITE GUY NURSE: friends brought you in- BOY: They're not my friends WHITE GUY NURSE: I don't they'd like you saying that THE BOY: Doesn't matter. It's the truth. But also, they know. We're not friends. a mutual benefit to our relationship, but I can't trust them for shit WHITE GUY NURSE: why save you? THE BOY: Cause their are far easier with me around. It's survival WHITE GUY NURSE: I think you should talk to THE We're talking WHITE GUY NURSE: A THE Why? You don't care. You're not gonna make sure I do. (then) Our lives aren't precious, man
Silence. The Nurse begins to up
GUY NURSE: You done? THE I was trying to be WHITE GUY NURSE: No you weren't. Cause, guess what? It's not to do
leaves
INT. ROOM - LATER THAT DAY The Boy walks out of the double doors. Steve, Swank, and Fam are there. They look up wearily
THE BOY: I don't wanna talk. just go be awkward and quiet together at Chipotle. Alright?
They all just stare. Swank gets up and walks over
SWANK: Man...we know if we should wait or tell you later, man
The Boy makes a ["WHAT?" EMOJI]
SWANK (CONT'D): Man...your died, man. Got the call
THE BOY:
(hum of a jet engine...)
*******[PLAY SONG "ZEALOTS OF STOCKHOLM" AT THIS
INT. JET - EVENING The Boy lays his head against the plane window, the oil his hair leaving grease smudges all over the window His father died in Stockholm. A family member was needed. Didn't realize that they were each other's only family til this very moment. When you that, you basically lose most of your memories, at least the accuracy of your own memories He wanted to be The Boy didn't really know anyone in Stockholm, but he also didn't want to be in his hotel room with his father for a day. if he was just ashes. So he decided to search through his followers for someone from Sweden
Some girl named "Hello_Pity_" Dm'd him back and they were to meet up after all the whatever he had to do. Her profile bio said she was half french. She looked pretty in her avi: an inverted Hello Kitty. But that really doesn't mean anything at all, especially since her instagram was blocked, which is something he's learned not to trust at all So he looked through her tweets, figured out a night she went to a club, used one of his dummy profiles and pretended that they'd met at the club that night. She had trouble remembering because, according to her feed, she was "fuckin turnt, [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] lol". She added this up dude as a friend on Facebook. Now The Boy could see her pictures The rest of her pictures she was indeed pretty This girl loves Justin Bieber though. New Justin Bieber. The "fuck you" Bieber. She loves Justin Bieber in the way you love that girl on who's like "my favorite flavor popsicle is DICK!", which is close to sincere love, but nowhere near it at the same time
INT. OFFICE - NIGHT The Boy is sitting at a desk, across from a solemn man. An urn sits on the side of the desk The man it over to The Boy
MAN: I'm sorry for your loss
Silence. Don't you have to ask someone before you cremate their father? I know how these things work
MAN (CONT'D): These were found with him
He gives The Boy a large brown bag
INT. HOTEL ROOM - The Boy vapes on the foot of his bed. He's DMing back and forth with "Hello_Pity_" whose real name is
thegoldmolar: u at Hello_Pity_: bar box. meet u here? yeah Hello_Pity_: u meet my boyfriend. he loves you
sure Hello_Pity_: [CRYING LAUGH EMOJI] LOL. Don't worry. It's not that thegoldmolar: Hello_Pity_: [CRAZY TONGUE OUT see u soon
He his phone down
EXT. STOCKHOLM STREETS - There's a buzz going on. Very pretty people walk hand in hand on the street. There are people saying things, opinions, feeling interesting. Everyone has a purpose tonight. It's a great time A couple by:
SUPER HANDSOME GUY: blah blah blah roscoe's wetsuit hahahaha! SUPER PRETTY GIRL: blah blah, swedish blah blah wetsuit!
The Boy walks up to a pink, glowing, but very sign that says "box". There's a big bald guy standing outside with no hat. There's steam coming off his head A girl is outside smoking, at least trying to. She can't seem to get the cigarette lit. It's Alyssa
BOY: Hey Ah! It's you
She gives him a kiss on both
ALYSSA (CONT'D): Fancy you like this, huh? THE BOY: I don't know what you
She puts out her cigarette. two big puffs
ALYSSA: go THE BOY: Didn't you me to meet your boyfriend? ALYSSA: Who? guy?
She points to a corner of the building, a few steps from the front. A guy with long blonde hair (her boyfriend?)is making out with a girl in the
BOY: What am I getting into? ALYSSA: Nothing. You're getting into
CUT TO: EXT. STOCKHOLM STREETS - The Boy and Alyssa slowly through the streets. It's very cold, so they're the only ones doing that
What made you DM me? THE BOY: I don't know anyone ALYSSA: Then why are you BOY: My dad died. I have to pick him up ALYSSA: R O U G H. THE BOY: matter at this point ALYSSA: I know It's always "how'd he die?" Like if you know all the ways, you'll avoid it. Silly
She
ALYSSA (CONT'D): I don't believe in small talk. the longest relationship you've been in? THE BOY: years ALYSSA: Wow. happened? THE BOY: I'm in it Oh? THE BOY: She does private web shows. not together. But it's a relationship, for sure ALYSSA: I get it THE BOY: I used to her online a while back. Then she quit and started doing private shows. Then it just started turning into talking. Mostly Wooooaah THE BOY: ALYSSA: You're paying her to be your girlfriend or friend or THE Yes. But most people are paying for friends one way or another No THE BOY: Your boyfriend is out with another girl right now. You don't really have room to judge ALYSSA: I trust that I can never trust him. We're on that THE BOY: Then why have him at ALYSSA: Because he's honest. And I that. He doesn't lie to either of us. That's special to me
INT. HOTEL ROOM -
The two are sitting on the bed at the urn on the table
ALYSSA: So your dad THE BOY: That's my dad. That's what's of him ALYSSA: You guys THE No ALYSSA: You wanna about it THE No
BOY (CONT'D): I'm going to make a drink ALYSSA:
The Boy gets up and goes into the living room. While he's in there, Alyssa gets up, takes the urn, and walks out of the room. The Boy the door slam
THE Alyssa?
CUT TO:
*******[PLAY SONG "URN" AT POINT]*******
EXT. - NIGHT The Boy runs out of the front doors. His breath, clouding in the night. He looks both ways and Alyssa turning a corner. He runs to the corner and meets her on the other side
THE BOY: What's on ALYSSA: get rid of it. It's just bad for you THE BOY: You have a TON of nerve judging me and my father's relationship, so much so, you just walk out with his ashes? I feel what you're doing is against the law, but much like the fact he was cremated before I arrived, I don't know if it's illegal. I'm still pissed though ALYSSA: gonna do this together
The Boy is pissed. He's not to blow up
(CONT'D): I had a sister. I did this when she died THE BOY: Yes. That gives you the
Alyssa digs in her pocket and pulls out her phone. She turns it on and the is Alyssa and a girl that looks exactly like her. The Boy takes the phone
BOY (CONT'D): Twins Yes BOY: I know we agreed that it's dumb to ask since we're all headed that way anyway, but- ALYSSA: cancer. It was bad
ALYSSA (CONT'D): So
She LOLs. They're walking this entire time. They stop at the water. They stand there making small clouds for a moment
(CONT'D): You want to say something?
The Boy
ALYSSA (CONT'D): THE BOY:
The urn almost tips over the edge. She waits for him. He walks over and takes the urn and just holds it for a moment. Then he kinda hugs it. Laying his head on it, but his head so she can't see what he says:
BOY (CONT'D, whisper): I'm sorry we're alone
He out the ashes. He's gone
ALYSSA: How do you feel? BOY: I feel...the same HEY!
Alyssa and The Boy around. It's Alyssa's boyfriend
BOYFRIEND: What the fuck, ALYSSA: Oh, so you now you give a
She him back as he takes swipes at The Boy. The Boy is mildly annoyed. They're all yelling at each other
BOYFRIEND/THE BOY/ALYSSA: You're dead ass-hole!/ Relax, nothing happened/ you stop!
The boyfriend free from her
Do you know who the fuck I am?
ALYSSA: Please don't. Please do this THE BOY: Nah, man. I know who you are (CONT'D, scream): WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY! (silence) I. Wrote. That. That's my shit. I'm the nigga dressed like a fox. That's all me THE BOY:
The starts making the noises a fox makes in the song
That! ALYSSA (resigned, to The Boy): Like the and video THE BOY: I've never of it AND BOYFIREND: What/wha? I thought you "were the internet"? THE BOY: That's a tagline. No one is the actual internet. I must've missed it when it was popular Uh, by "when it was popular" do you mean, uhhh, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW?! THE BOY: BOYFRIEND: Two hundred and twenty views on Youtube. Two hundred and twenty million. That's most of the earth THE Not true BOYFRIEND: An village wrote to me- THE The whole village did? BOYFRIEND: -and told me that my song taught them about foxes. They have foxes there. I introduced the idea of a fox to an entire continent...(then) And you wanna fuck my girl?
THE BOY: I do not wanna your girl. I don't want to be here. I am going home now
The Boy walks away. Alyssa and her boyfriend start a boring argument in the cold as he
CUT TO: INT. LA RESTAURANT - NIGHT Fam, another girl, and The Boy sit in a booth at the restaurant. Fam and the girl are talking. The Boy is silent. Don't know if he's just bored or jet lagged from Sweden. way he's bumming everyone out
ANOTHER My friend should be here soon
The Boy doesn't say anything. Fam and the girl on A girl walks up to the table. The Boy looks up. It's the from the party
Hi
The Boy say anything
GIRL: This is Naomi. (then) Hello? FAM: He's dumb. You just sit and ignore him
She sits
NAOMI: You're the guy that hit my arm THE Yes You guys order? THE BOY: No. I hate vegan. I she's making us eat here I'm the vegan. I asked to eat here
THE BOY: I vegan NAOMI (saying it dumb): Duhh, "I vegan"
In his head, he was lol-ing. In life, he just kinda looked down
NAOMI (CONT'D): What's the deal. Why you always act like parents died
The Boy
THE They did
Awkward.
GIRL: I'm so sorry
Fam and The Boy stare at each for a moment. Then laugh. Another Girl and Naomi do not
FAM (to The Boy): parents are dead, man THE My parents are dead yo
They slowly laughing. Naomi thinks The Boy is weird. But she doesn't run
INT. - NIGHT Fam and Another Girl are sitting on the swings smoking and talking about something they will never remember and don't really care and The Boy sit in the living room
NAOMI: did he do? THE BOY: I know NAOMI: How'd he afford all BOY: I don't know NAOMI: Then how can you afford all He leave you a lot? THE Creditors were after him. I don't know if he had anything left. I'm not concerned. (serious) I'm gonna sell drugs
LMAOs
Whaaaaaat THE Fam can hook me up. I've been watching him for a minute. He runs out of here already NAOMI: I don't think you need me to tell you an awful dealer BOY: How would you even know? NAOMI: You everything feel awkward. You can't connect with anyone. How is anyone supposed to feel like they can trust you? THE BOY: Yeah, that's what drug dealers are for. Their comfort NAOMI: They are, dumb-ass. You gotta know how people work. You're only good with online
He turns to her. "how does she know that?"
NAOMI (CONT'D): I you up BOY: After the party or just now Just now. I'm a writer too BOY: Oh really NAOMI: Yup. And I know I'm good cause people keep stealing my
She the vape
NAOMI (CONT'D): I tweeted this. (holds up her phone) Is that not my poem verbatim? I posted them together. This nigga just this like it was his THE BOY (looking at her phone): Your mistake is being a poet past the year 1974, by the way NAOMI: how good my shit is. I'm bringing the whole form back BOY: You're cocky when you're high NAOMI: No. I'm talkative when I'm high. I'm cocky all the time, but I'm silent for of it...like you
He looks up. She lifts an eyebrow. He doesn't smile. She cross-eyed. No response. She stops, then sighs
NAOMI (CONT'D): You ever think we're in hell? This is all hell. Living on earth and being the only ones aware that it's all slowly
BOY: No NAOMI: I read something that said than likely we all just do this all again. It's all a cycle THE BOY: I like that NAOMI: Yeah. (then) See? You're not a lonely boy
She LOLs and mushes his face her hand. The Boy smh, but smiles