[VISUAL "DEATH BY NUMBERS"]
*******[PLAY SONG "FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR" AT THIS
INT. - DAY
The Boy wakes up. He's in a gown. His eyes feel heavy. The TV is on in his room. "Golden Girls" to be specific. One of the ladies just something funny cause there's a lot of laughter Sitcom laughs always freaked him out. Because most of those people are dead. Those are ghost laughs. Laughs that are supposed to be gone forever linger on earth after every mid 90s joke about teenage sex or someone saying "don't go there". Looking for their mouths, finding them because they're gone. The laughs don't feel good because they're dead laughs. Those laughs aren't what they stood for anymore. They've been reappropriated. Now they're just sounds monkey descendants make when amused to cue other monkey descendants when to make the sounds at home
...my eyes heavy
A nurse in
GUY NURSE: Hello Mr.[EDIT]. How are you feeling? THE BOY: Like I'm about to get talked to by someone about- (gestures) All
gives a "yep" look
WHITE GUY NURSE: You're brought you in- THE They're not my friends GUY NURSE: I don't think they'd like you saying that THE BOY: Doesn't matter. It's the truth. But also, they know. We're not friends. There's a benefit to our relationship, but I can't trust them for shit WHITE GUY NURSE: Then why save THE Cause their lives are far easier with me around. It's survival WHITE GUY NURSE: I think you should to someone THE We're talking WHITE GUY A professional THE BOY: Why? You don't care. You're not gonna sure I do. (then) Our lives aren't precious, man
Silence. The Nurse to clean up
WHITE GUY NURSE: You BOY: I was trying to be GUY NURSE: No you weren't. Cause, guess what? It's not hard to do
leaves
INT. WAITING ROOM - THAT DAY The Boy walks out of the double doors. Steve, Swank, and Fam are there. They look up wearily
THE BOY: I don't talk. Let's just go be awkward and quiet together at Chipotle. Alright?
They all stare. Swank gets up slowly and walks over
SWANK: Man...we didn't know if we should wait or you later, man
The Boy makes a ["WHAT?" EMOJI]
SWANK (CONT'D): Man...your pops died, man. Got the
BOY: Okay
(hum of a jet engine...)
*******[PLAY SONG "ZEALOTS OF STOCKHOLM" AT THIS
INT. JET PLANE - The Boy lays his head against the plane window, the oil from his hair leaving grease smudges all over the His father died in Stockholm. A family member was needed. Didn't realize that they were each other's only family til this very moment. When you that, you basically lose most of your memories, at least the accuracy of your own memories He wanted to be The Boy didn't really know anyone in Stockholm, but he also didn't want to be in his hotel room with his for a day. Even if he was just ashes. So he decided to search through his followers for someone from Sweden
Some girl named "Hello_Pity_" Dm'd him back and they were supposed to meet up after all the whatever he had to do. Her profile bio said she was half french. She looked pretty in her avi: an inverted Hello Kitty. But that really doesn't mean at all, especially since her instagram was blocked, which is something he's learned not to trust at all So he looked through her tweets, figured out a she went to a club, used one of his dummy profiles and pretended that they'd met at the club that night. She had trouble remembering because, according to her feed, she was "fuckin turnt, [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] lol". She added this made up dude as a friend on Facebook. Now The Boy could see her pictures The rest of her pictures confirmed she was indeed This girl loves Justin Bieber though. New Justin Bieber. The "fuck you" Bieber. She loves Justin Bieber in the way you love that girl on Maury who's like "my favorite flavor popsicle is DICK!", which is close to sincere love, but nowhere it at the same time
INT. STRANGE - NIGHT The Boy is sitting at a desk, across a solemn man. An urn sits on the left side of the desk The man it over to The Boy
SOLEMN MAN: I'm for your loss
Silence. Don't you have to ask someone before you their father? I don't know how these things work
SOLEMN MAN (CONT'D): These were with him
He gives The Boy a large paper bag
INT. ROOM - NIGHT The Boy vapes on the foot of his bed. He's DMing back and forth "Hello_Pity_" whose real name is Alyssa
where u at bar called box. meet u here? thegoldmolar: u should meet my boyfriend. he loves you
sure Hello_Pity_: LAUGH EMOJI] LOL. Don't worry. It's not like that wdym [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] see u soon
He puts his phone
EXT. STOCKHOLM - NIGHT There's a buzz going on. Very pretty people walk hand in hand on the street. There are saying things, giving opinions, feeling interesting. Everyone has a purpose tonight. It's a great time A couple by:
SUPER HANDSOME GUY: Swedish blah blah roscoe's wetsuit hahahaha! PRETTY GIRL: blah blah, swedish blah blah roscoe's wetsuit!
The Boy walks up to a pink, glowing, but very discreet sign that says "box". There's a big bald guy standing outside no hat. There's steam coming off his head A girl is standing outside smoking, at least trying to. She can't to get the cigarette lit. It's Alyssa
THE Hey Ah! It's you
She gives him a kiss on both
(CONT'D): Fancy meeting you like this, huh? THE BOY: I know what you mean
She out her cigarette. After two big puffs
Let's go THE BOY: Didn't you me to meet your boyfriend? ALYSSA: That guy?
She points to a corner of the building, a few steps from the front. A guy long blonde hair (her boyfriend?)is making out with a girl in the cold
THE What am I getting into? ALYSSA: Nothing. You're getting nothing
CUT TO: EXT. STREETS - CONTINUOUS The Boy and Alyssa walk slowly the streets. It's very cold, so they're the only ones doing that
ALYSSA: What you DM me? THE BOY: I don't anyone here ALYSSA: why are you here? THE BOY: My dad died. I to pick him up ALYSSA: R O U G H. BOY: Doesn't matter at this point ALYSSA: I know right? It's "how'd he die?" Like if you know all the ways, you'll avoid it. Silly
She
ALYSSA (CONT'D): I don't believe in small talk. What's the longest relationship you've in? THE BOY: years ALYSSA: Wow. happened? THE I'm still in it Oh? THE BOY: She does private web shows. We're not together. But a relationship, for sure I don't get it THE BOY: I used to watch her online a while back. Then she quit and started doing private shows. it just started turning into talking. Mostly Wooooaah THE BOY: ALYSSA: You're paying her to be your girlfriend or or whatever THE BOY: Yes. But people are paying for friends one way or another No THE Your boyfriend is making out with another girl right now. You don't really have room to judge ALYSSA: I trust that I can trust him. We're clear on that THE BOY: Then why have him at ALYSSA: Because he's honest. And I like that. He doesn't lie to either of us. special to me
INT. HOTEL ROOM -
The two are sitting on the bed at the urn on the table
ALYSSA: So that's dad THE That's my dad. That's what's left of him You guys close? THE No ALYSSA: You talk about it BOY: No
BOY (CONT'D): I'm going to make a drink ALYSSA:
The Boy gets up and goes the living room. While he's in there, Alyssa gets up, takes the urn, and walks out of the room. The Boy hears the door slam
THE BOY:
CUT TO:
SONG "URN" AT THIS POINT]*******
EXT. - NIGHT The Boy out of the front doors. His breath, clouding in the night. He looks both ways and catches Alyssa turning a corner. He runs to the corner and meets her on the other side
BOY: What's going on Let's get rid of it. It's just bad for you THE BOY: You have a TON of nerve judging me and my father's relationship, so much so, you just walk out with his I feel like what you're doing is against the law, but much like the fact he was cremated before I arrived, I don't know if it's illegal. I'm still pissed though ALYSSA: gonna do this together
The Boy is pissed. trying not to blow up
ALYSSA (CONT'D): I had a sister. I did this she died THE Yes. That gives you the right
Alyssa digs in her pocket and pulls out her phone. She turns it on and the background is Alyssa and a that looks exactly like her. The Boy takes the phone
BOY (CONT'D): Twins Yes THE BOY: I know we agreed that it's dumb to ask since we're all headed way anyway, but- ALYSSA: cancer. It was bad
(CONT'D): So crazy
She LOLs. They're still walking this entire time. They at the water. They stand there making small clouds for a moment
ALYSSA (CONT'D): You want to say
The Boy
ALYSSA (CONT'D): BOY: Wait
The urn almost tips over the edge. She waits for him. He walks over and takes the urn and just holds it for a moment. Then he kinda hugs it. Laying his head on it, but turning his so she can't see what he says:
THE BOY (CONT'D, whisper): I'm sorry we're
He out the ashes. He's gone
How do you feel? Better? THE I feel...the same HEY!
Alyssa and The Boy turn around. It's boyfriend
BOYFRIEND: the fuck, bro? ALYSSA: Oh, so you now you give a
She pushes him as he takes swipes at The Boy. The Boy is mildly annoyed. They're all yelling at each other
BOYFRIEND/THE BOY/ALYSSA: You're ass-hole!/ Relax, nothing happened/ Would you stop!
The breaks free from her
Do you know who the fuck I am?
ALYSSA: Please don't. Please do this THE Nah, man. I don't know who you are BOYFRIEND (CONT'D, scream): WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY! (silence) I. Wrote. That. That's my shit. I'm the nigga dressed like a fox. all me BOY: What?
The boyfriend starts making the a fox makes in the song
That! ALYSSA (resigned, to The Boy): Like the and video THE BOY: I've heard of it AND BOYFIREND: What/wha? I thought you "were the internet"? THE BOY: That's a tagline. No one is the actual internet. I must've missed it when it was popular BOYFRIEND: Uh, by "when it was popular" do you mean, uhhh, RIGHT THE NOW?! THE BOY: BOYFRIEND: Two hundred and twenty million views on Youtube. Two hundred and twenty million. That's most of the BOY: Not true An African village wrote to me- THE BOY: The whole village BOYFRIEND: -and told me that my song taught them foxes. They don't have foxes there. I introduced the idea of a fox to an entire continent...(then) And you wanna fuck my girl?
THE BOY: I do not wanna fuck your girl. I don't want to be here. I am home now
The Boy away. Alyssa and her boyfriend start a boring argument in the cold as he disappears
CUT TO: INT. LA VEGAN RESTAURANT - Fam, another girl, and The Boy sit in a booth at the restaurant. Fam and the girl are talking. The Boy is silent. know if he's just bored or jet lagged from Sweden. Either way he's bumming everyone out
ANOTHER GIRL: My friend should be here
The Boy say anything. Fam and the girl look on A girl walks up to the table. The Boy up. It's the girl from the party
Hi
The Boy doesn't say
ANOTHER This is Naomi. (then) Hello? FAM: dumb. You should just sit and ignore him
She sits
NAOMI: You're the guy almost hit my arm THE Yes NAOMI: You guys THE No. I hate vegan. I think she's making us eat here I'm the vegan. I asked to eat here
THE BOY: I hate (saying it dumb): Duhh, "I hate vegan"
In his head, he was lol-ing. In life, he just kinda looked down
(CONT'D): What's the deal. Why you always act like your parents died
The Boy
BOY: They did
Awkward.
ANOTHER GIRL: I'm so
Fam and The Boy at each other for a moment. Then laugh. Another Girl and Naomi do not
(to The Boy): Your parents are dead, man THE BOY: My parents are yo
They slowly stop laughing. thinks The Boy is weird. But she doesn't run
INT. MANSION - Fam and Another Girl are sitting on the swings smoking and talking about something they will never remember and don't really about and The Boy sit in the living room
NAOMI: did he do? THE I don't know NAOMI: How'd he all this? BOY: I don't know NAOMI: Then how can you afford all He leave you a lot? THE BOY: Creditors were after him. I don't know if he had anything left. I'm not concerned. (serious) I'm sell drugs
LMAOs
Whaaaaaat THE BOY: Fam can hook me up. I've been watching him for a minute. He runs out of here NAOMI: I don't think you need me to tell you an awful dealer THE BOY: How would you even NAOMI: You make everything feel awkward. You can't connect with anyone. How is anyone supposed to feel like can trust you? BOY: Yeah, that's what drug dealers are known for. Their comfort NAOMI: They are, dumb-ass. You gotta know how people work. only good with people online
He slowly turns to her. "how does she that?"
(CONT'D): I looked you up THE After the party or just now Just now. I'm a writer too THE Oh really Yup. And I know I'm good cause people keep stealing my shit
She the vape
NAOMI (CONT'D): I tweeted this. (holds up her phone) Is not my poem verbatim? I posted them together. This nigga just rapped this like it was his BOY (looking at her phone): Your first mistake is being a poet past the year 1974, by the way That's how good my shit is. I'm bringing the whole form back THE BOY: You're cocky when high NAOMI: No. I'm talkative when I'm high. I'm cocky all the time, but I'm silent for of it...like you
He looks up. She lifts an eyebrow. He smile. She goes cross-eyed. No response. She stops, then sighs
NAOMI (CONT'D): You ever think we're in hell? This is all hell. Living on and being the only ones aware that it's all ending slowly
BOY: No NAOMI: I read something that said than likely we all just do this all again. It's all a cycle THE BOY: I like theory NAOMI: Yeah. (then) See? You're not such a boy
She LOLs and mushes his with her hand. The Boy smh, but smiles