[VISUAL "DEATH BY NUMBERS"]
SONG "FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR" AT THIS POINT]*******
INT. - DAY
The Boy wakes up. He's in a gown. His eyes feel heavy. The TV is on in his room. "Golden Girls" to be specific. One of the ladies just something funny cause there's a lot of laughter Sitcom laughs always freaked him out. Because most of those people are dead. Those are ghost laughs. Laughs that are supposed to be gone forever on earth after every mid 90s joke about teenage sex or someone saying "don't go there". Looking for their mouths, never finding them because they're gone. The laughs don't feel good because they're dead laughs. Those laughs aren't what they stood for anymore. They've been reappropriated. Now they're just sounds monkey descendants make when amused to cue other monkey descendants when to make the sounds at home
...my eyes feel
A nurse in
WHITE GUY NURSE: Hello Mr.[EDIT]. How are you THE BOY: Like I'm about to get to by someone about- (gestures) All this
Nurse a "yep" look
WHITE GUY NURSE: friends brought you in- THE BOY: They're not my WHITE GUY NURSE: I don't think they'd like you that BOY: Doesn't matter. It's the truth. But also, they know. We're not friends. There's a mutual benefit to our relationship, but I can't trust them for shit WHITE GUY NURSE: why save you? THE BOY: Cause their are far easier with me around. It's survival WHITE GUY I think you should talk to someone THE BOY: We're WHITE GUY NURSE: A THE BOY: Why? You don't care. not gonna make sure I do. (then) Our lives aren't precious, man
Silence. The Nurse begins to up
WHITE GUY NURSE: You THE BOY: I was to be WHITE GUY NURSE: No you weren't. Cause, guess It's not hard to do
leaves
INT. ROOM - LATER THAT DAY The Boy out of the double doors. Steve, Swank, and Fam are sitting there. They look up wearily
THE BOY: I don't wanna talk. just go be awkward and quiet together at Chipotle. Alright?
They all just stare. Swank up slowly and walks over
SWANK: Man...we didn't know if we wait or tell you later, man
The Boy makes a ["WHAT?" EMOJI]
(CONT'D): Man...your pops died, man. Got the call
THE Okay
(hum of a jet engine...)
*******[PLAY SONG "ZEALOTS OF STOCKHOLM" AT POINT]*******
INT. JET - EVENING The Boy lays his against the plane window, the oil from his hair leaving grease smudges all over the window His father died in Stockholm. A family member was needed. Didn't realize that they were each other's only family til this very moment. When you lose that, you basically lose most of your memories, at the accuracy of your own memories He wanted to be The Boy didn't really know anyone in Stockholm, but he also didn't to be in his hotel room with his father for a day. Even if he was just ashes. So he decided to search through his followers for someone from Sweden
Some girl named "Hello_Pity_" Dm'd him back and they were supposed to meet up after all the whatever he had to do. Her profile bio said she was half french. She looked pretty in her avi: an inverted Hello Kitty. But that really doesn't mean anything at all, especially since her instagram was blocked, is something he's learned not to trust at all So he looked her tweets, figured out a night she went to a club, used one of his dummy profiles and pretended that they'd met at the club that night. She had trouble remembering because, according to her feed, she was "fuckin turnt, [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] lol". She added this made up dude as a friend on Facebook. Now The Boy could see her pictures The rest of her confirmed she was indeed pretty This girl loves Justin Bieber though. New Justin Bieber. The "fuck you" Bieber. She loves Justin Bieber in the way you love that girl on Maury who's like "my favorite flavor popsicle is DICK!", is close to sincere love, but nowhere near it at the same time
INT. STRANGE OFFICE - The Boy is sitting at a desk, across from a solemn man. An urn sits on the side of the desk The man it over to The Boy
SOLEMN MAN: I'm for your loss
Silence. Don't you have to ask someone before you cremate their father? I don't how these things work
SOLEMN MAN (CONT'D): These were found him
He The Boy a large brown paper bag
INT. ROOM - NIGHT The Boy vapes on the foot of his bed. He's DMing back and forth with "Hello_Pity_" whose name is Alyssa
where u at Hello_Pity_: bar called box. u here? thegoldmolar: u should meet my boyfriend. he loves you
thegoldmolar: Hello_Pity_: [CRYING LAUGH EMOJI] LOL. Don't worry. not like that thegoldmolar: Hello_Pity_: [CRAZY TONGUE OUT EMOJI] see u
He his phone down
EXT. STREETS - NIGHT There's a buzz going on. Very pretty people walk hand in hand on the street. There are people saying things, giving opinions, feeling interesting. Everyone has a purpose tonight. It's a great A walk by:
SUPER HANDSOME GUY: Swedish blah blah blah wetsuit hahahaha! SUPER PRETTY GIRL: blah blah, swedish blah roscoe's wetsuit!
The Boy walks up to a pink, glowing, but very discreet sign that says "box". a big bald guy standing outside with no hat. There's steam coming off his head A girl is standing outside smoking, at least trying to. She can't seem to get the cigarette lit. Alyssa
BOY: Hey ALYSSA: Ah! you
She gives him a kiss on both
ALYSSA (CONT'D): meeting you like this, huh? THE BOY: I don't know you mean
She puts out her cigarette. two big puffs
Let's go THE BOY: you want me to meet your boyfriend? ALYSSA: That guy?
She points to a corner of the building, a few steps from the front. A guy with long blonde hair (her boyfriend?)is making out with a in the cold
THE BOY: What am I getting Nothing. You're getting into nothing
CUT TO: EXT. STOCKHOLM STREETS - The Boy and walk slowly through the streets. It's very cold, so they're the only ones doing that
What made you DM me? THE BOY: I don't anyone here Then why are you here? BOY: My dad died. I have to pick him up R O U G H. How? BOY: Doesn't matter at this point ALYSSA: I know right? It's "how'd he die?" Like if you know all the ways, you'll avoid it. Silly
She
(CONT'D): I don't believe in small talk. What's the longest relationship you've been in? THE BOY: Five ALYSSA: Wow. What THE I'm still in it Oh? THE BOY: She private web shows. We're not together. But it's a relationship, for sure ALYSSA: I get it THE BOY: I to watch her online a while back. Then she quit and started doing private shows. Then it just started turning into talking. Mostly ALYSSA: BOY: Wha? You're paying her to be your girlfriend or friend or whatever THE Yes. But most people are paying for friends one way or another No THE BOY: Your boyfriend is making out with girl right now. You don't really have room to judge ALYSSA: I trust that I can never him. We're clear on that THE BOY: Then why him at all? ALYSSA: Because he's honest. And I like that. He doesn't lie to of us. That's special to me
INT. ROOM - NIGHT
The two are sitting on the bed at the urn on the table
ALYSSA: So that's dad THE That's my dad. That's what's left of him ALYSSA: You close? BOY: No ALYSSA: You wanna talk it THE No
THE BOY (CONT'D): I'm going to a drink Alright
The Boy gets up and goes into the living room. While he's in there, Alyssa gets up, takes the urn, and walks out of the room. The Boy the door slam
THE Alyssa?
CUT TO:
*******[PLAY SONG "URN" AT POINT]*******
EXT. HOTEL - The Boy out of the front doors. His breath, clouding in the night. He looks both ways and catches Alyssa turning a corner. He runs to the corner and meets her on the other side
BOY: What's going on Let's get rid of it. It's just bad for you THE BOY: You have a TON of nerve judging me and my father's relationship, so much so, you just walk out with his ashes? I feel like what you're doing is against the law, but much like the fact he was before I arrived, I don't know if it's illegal. I'm still pissed though ALYSSA: We're do this together
The Boy is pissed. He's trying not to up
ALYSSA (CONT'D): I had a sister. I did this she died BOY: Yes. That gives you the right
Alyssa digs in her pocket and pulls out her phone. She turns it on and the background is Alyssa and a that looks exactly like her. The Boy takes the phone
BOY (CONT'D): Twins Yes THE I know we agreed that it's dumb to ask since we're all headed that way anyway, but- ALYSSA: cancer. It was bad
ALYSSA (CONT'D): So
She LOLs. They're still walking this entire time. stop at the water. They stand there making small clouds for a moment
ALYSSA (CONT'D): You to say something?
The Boy
ALYSSA (CONT'D): THE Wait
The urn almost tips over the edge. She waits for him. He walks over and takes the urn and just holds it for a moment. Then he kinda hugs it. Laying his on it, but turning his head so she can't see what he says:
THE BOY (CONT'D, whisper): I'm sorry we're
He out the ashes. He's gone
ALYSSA: How do you feel? THE I feel...the same HEY!
Alyssa and The Boy turn around. It's boyfriend
What the fuck, bro? ALYSSA: Oh, so you now you give a
She pushes him back as he takes swipes at The Boy. The Boy is mildly annoyed. all yelling at each other
BOYFRIEND/THE BOY/ALYSSA: You're dead ass-hole!/ Relax, nothing Would you stop!
The boyfriend breaks free her
BOYFRIEND: Do you who the fuck I am?
ALYSSA: Please don't. Please don't do THE Nah, man. I don't know who you are BOYFRIEND (CONT'D, scream): DOES THE FOX SAY! (silence) I. Wrote. That. That's my shit. I'm the nigga dressed like a fox. That's all me THE BOY:
The starts making the noises a fox makes in the song
That! ALYSSA (resigned, to The Boy): Like the and video THE BOY: never heard of it AND BOYFIREND: What/wha? ALYSSA: I you "were the internet"? THE BOY: That's a tagline. No one is the actual internet. I just missed it when it was popular BOYFRIEND: Uh, by "when it was popular" do you mean, uhhh, RIGHT THE NOW?! THE Relax BOYFRIEND: Two hundred and twenty million views on Youtube. Two hundred and million. That's most of the earth BOY: Not true BOYFRIEND: An African village to me- THE The whole village did? BOYFRIEND: told me that my song taught them about foxes. They don't have foxes there. I introduced the idea of a fox to an entire continent...(then) And you wanna fuck my girl?
BOY: I do not wanna fuck your girl. I don't want to be here. I am going home now
The Boy walks away. Alyssa and her boyfriend a boring argument in the cold as he disappears
CUT TO: INT. LA RESTAURANT - NIGHT Fam, another girl, and The Boy sit in a booth at the restaurant. Fam and the girl are talking. The Boy is silent. Don't know if he's just bored or jet lagged Sweden. Either way he's bumming everyone out
ANOTHER GIRL: My friend should be soon
The Boy doesn't say anything. Fam and the girl on A girl walks up to the table. The Boy looks up. the girl from the party
Hi
The Boy doesn't say
ANOTHER This is Naomi. (then) Hello? He's dumb. You should just sit and ignore him
She down
NAOMI: You're the guy almost hit my arm BOY: Yes You guys order? THE BOY: No. I hate vegan. I think she's us eat here NAOMI: I'm the vegan. I asked to eat
THE BOY: I hate (saying it dumb): Duhh, "I hate vegan"
In his head, he was lol-ing. In real life, he just looked down
NAOMI (CONT'D): What's the deal. Why you always act your parents died
The Boy
THE BOY: did
Awkward.
ANOTHER I'm so sorry
Fam and The Boy stare at each for a moment. Then laugh. Another Girl and Naomi do not
(to The Boy): Your parents are dead, man THE My parents are dead yo
They stop laughing. Naomi thinks The Boy is weird. But she doesn't run
INT. - NIGHT Fam and Another Girl are sitting on the swings smoking and talking something they will never remember and don't really care about and The Boy sit in the living room
What did he do? THE BOY: I don't How'd he afford all this? THE I don't know NAOMI: Then how can you afford all this? He leave you a THE BOY: Creditors were after him. I don't know if he had left. I'm not concerned. (serious) I'm gonna sell drugs
Naomi
Whaaaaaat THE BOY: Fam can hook me up. I've been watching him for a minute. He runs out of already NAOMI: I don't think you need me to you you're an awful dealer THE BOY: How would you even NAOMI: You make everything feel awkward. You can't connect with anyone. How is anyone supposed to feel like they can trust THE BOY: Yeah, that's what drug are known for. Their comfort NAOMI: They are, dumb-ass. You gotta know how people work. You're good with people online
He slowly turns to her. "how she know that?"
NAOMI (CONT'D): I you up THE BOY: After the or just now NAOMI: Just now. I'm a too THE BOY: Oh NAOMI: Yup. And I know I'm good people keep stealing my shit
She the vape
NAOMI (CONT'D): I tweeted this. (holds up her phone) Is that not my verbatim? I posted them together. This nigga just rapped this like it was his THE BOY (looking at her phone): Your first mistake is being a past the year 1974, by the way NAOMI: That's how my shit is. I'm bringing the whole form back THE BOY: cocky when you're high NAOMI: No. I'm talkative I'm high. I'm cocky all the time, but I'm silent for most of it...like you
He looks up. She lifts an eyebrow. He doesn't smile. She cross-eyed. No response. She stops, then sighs
NAOMI (CONT'D): You ever think we're in hell? This is all hell. Living on earth and being the only ones aware that it's all slowly
THE No NAOMI: I something that said more than likely we all just do this all again. It's all a cycle THE BOY: I like that Yeah. (then) See? You're not such a lonely boy
She LOLs and mushes his with her hand. The Boy smh, but smiles