*Sports ladies and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a that's in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the of the game
announcer* And now.. please for the singing of our national anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish fry in the kitchen Beans don't on the grill (that's right) It took a lot of tah-ryin Just to get up hill I said but now we're up in the BIG My dirty our turn at bat And just as as we livin, it's Lunatics playa It ain't wrong with that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the first to home run with give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv what I put my down, she throw a curve ball She owed Milli that herb and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo base, god livin like a worst race First chase, throw yo' and yo' kind Second lesson, that herb and clear yo' mind about time, second base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, third base and headed home Third baseman just don't understand baby what the What the fuck wrong, with this today With these girls today, diamonds and the way You fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo cause we's be in the big league we's be in the big leauge
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Well you see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now I'm stealin second and and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, people me speedy now Known for runnin the quickest hit and run in any town, any 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it And hit it, it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit my thang If I think my dick then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got A in fear, hear the roars and the cheers From the when I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get
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*Sports Well uhh next young batter on deck He's still in school (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I his name's umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not said but I from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell cause my L 90 degrees I'ma sixteen year-old boy, platinum skills to tell the real, the whole real to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk straight up like I could tell you somethin now, you think twice it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper file cabinets when rappin what Money, money, money, money what's happenin I'm up like family members in basements, and I stay bent Make a milli to with, buy a building you can pay me And the 'tic is who we came You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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*Sports ad libbing*