*Sports Welcome ladies and is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) yeah yeah We got a crowd that's in a Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the of the game
*Stadium And now.. please rise for the singing of our anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the don't fry in the kitchen don't burn on the grill (that's right) It a whole lot of tah-ryin to get up that hill I but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - up
St. I'm the first to home run with give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings a duck, smoke an ounce, show me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv what I put my down, she throw a curve ball She owed Milli smoked that and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god like a worst race First chase, yo' people and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' It's about time, base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped third base and home Third baseman just don't understand baby the bomb What the fuck wrong, with world today With these today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo cause we's be in the big league Cause we's be in the big
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Well you should see me now, I'm Wheaties now I'm stealin second and and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, people call me now Known for the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang If I think with my then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, we got here A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the From the crowd when I take the mile, let me 'em how Hit the on the ground and make 'em get down
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*Sports Well uhh this next young on deck He's still in high (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high school out in of St. Louis, Missouri (I his name's umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not but screamed I from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm like Bennett I in it since, ninety-three You can tell cause my L 90 degrees sixteen year-old school boy, platinum skills Swear to tell the real, the whole real to make a I lie little but still, talk straight up motto I could tell you somethin now, you think twice it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper than file cabinets rappin what what Money, money, money, money happenin I'm comin up family members in basements, and I stay bent Make a milli to with, buy a building you can pay me And the 'tic is who we with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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