*Sports ladies and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck '93 TV is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco (Hey hey guys) yeah yeah We got a that's in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the
*Stadium And now.. rise for the singing of our national anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the don't fry in the kitchen Beans don't burn on the (that's right) It took a lot of tah-ryin Just to get up that I said but now we're up in the BIG My it's our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics It nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the first to home run that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me Hit the club, me and holla what I put my mack down, she throw a curve She owed Milli smoked that herb and Llly-bone She tip-top 'em, base, god livin like a worst race First chase, yo' people and yo' kind lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind It's time, second base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped base and headed home Third baseman just don't understand baby the bomb What the fuck wrong, with this today With girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap in my seed Now you stays on yo cause we's be in the big league Cause we's be in the big
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Well you should see me now, I'm eatin now I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin now See me now, people me speedy now Known for runnin the miles hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and it And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal ain't my thang If I think my dick then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, we got here A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the From the crowd when I take the mile, let me 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and 'em get down
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personalities* Well uhh next young batter on deck He's still in high (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high school out in U-City of St. Louis, (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not but screamed I from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm like I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell my L angle 90 degrees I'ma sixteen school boy, platinum skills Swear to the real, the whole real to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk straight up like I could tell you somethin now, you twice about it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper file cabinets when rappin what Money, money, money, money what's happenin I'm comin up like family in basements, and I stay bent a milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me And the is who we came with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*