*Sports Welcome ladies and is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a crowd in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the for the start of the game
*Stadium And now.. please rise for the singing of our anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish fry in the kitchen don't burn on the grill (that's right) It a whole lot of tah-ryin Just to get up that I but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics It ain't nuttin wrong that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the first to home run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me Hit the club, me and T-Luv what I put my down, she throw a curve ball She owed smoked that herb and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god livin like a race First chase, throw yo' people and yo' Second lesson, smoke that herb and yo' mind It's about time, second wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, third base and headed home Third baseman just don't understand baby the bomb What the fuck wrong, with this world these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo knees we's be in the big league Cause we's be in the big
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Well you see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now I'm stealin second and third and home peepin greedy now See me now, people call me now Known for the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, it and quit it And hit it, it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang If I think with my then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, we got here A in fear, hear the roars and the cheers the crowd when I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get
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*Sports Well uhh this next young on deck still in high school (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high school out in U-City of St. Louis, (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not said but I from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm like Bennett I been in it since, You can tell cause my L 90 degrees I'ma sixteen year-old boy, platinum skills Swear to tell the real, the whole to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk straight up like I could tell you somethin now, you think twice about it I promise, I gets deeper than cabinets when rappin what Money, money, money, money what's happenin I'm comin up like members in basements, and I stay bent Make a milli to play with, buy a you can pay me And the 'tic is who we came You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*