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Nice hat, dork, you look a duck
I had alfred your books, he told me they suck
crush your british nuts until they're bangers and mash
I've seen better work in tango & cash
You chump, i kick like you off the streets
While you and velma here are solving doo mysteries
makes me laugh, but i bet your raps can
So it on, bitch, i'm batman!

Sherlock
I once met a rich who smelled of guano and pain

Dr.
Holmes

holmes:
I deduce this douce stain as bruce

Dr.
The

Sherlock
Yes, his would allow this adversary of ours
To the toys his needs

Dr.
he has no superpowers!

Sherlock
You want to battle, bat? it then

Dr.
I he has a british butler

Sherlock
Good! then he'll be to getting served by englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud no skill
My sidekick's a

Dr.
Because his are so ill!

Shut up, nerds, i justice, so eat it
My sidekick only comes

When needed!
Boy wonder make a wonder how your ass got
Quite harder than those hounds down in
I'll bust you that bat whack rap repellant
Rappel a buildin', snatch a villain and by be chilling
Gotta about your homegirl irene adler
To come back to my nest, up and pucker
I'll shatter that with a chop of the hand!
Holy conan doyle, get 'em! aw god damn!

You're not smart, you're selfish, you endanger life
Why you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?
Nobody likes you, not your brother, not partner, not scotland yard
You'll die alone with no friends except needle in your arm!

This register on an emotional level...
First, exploit tragedy...then gesture with pipe...
finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment...
Conclude killer catchphrase....
I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your
shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was with haste!

Dr.
Holmes, cracked the case!

Sherlock
You're a bat shit basket case!

Dr.
Bloody rhymes!

Sherlock
got tons!
Dissing these douchebags was elementary, my dear watson