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Nice hat, dork, you look like a
I had alfred read your books, he told me they
crush your british nuts until they're bangers and mash
I've better detective work in tango & cash
You chump, i kick like you off the streets
While you and velma here are solving doo mysteries
Nothing makes me laugh, but i bet your can
So it on, bitch, i'm batman!

holmes:
I once met a rich who smelled of guano and pain

Dr.
explain

Sherlock
I this douce stain as bruce wayne

Dr.
The

holmes:
Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of
To the toys his needs

Dr.
he has no superpowers!

Sherlock
You to battle, bat? bring it then

Dr.
I he has a british butler

holmes:
Good! he'll be used to getting served by englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante black spud with no skill
My sidekick's a

Dr.
his flows are so ill!

Shut up, nerds, i justice, so eat it
My only comes around

When needed!
Boy wonder make a wonder how your ass got
Quite harder those hounds down in baskerville
I'll bust you that bat whack rap repellant
Rappel a buildin', a villain and by dinner be chilling
Gotta sing about your homegirl adler
To back to my nest, up and pucker splendour
I'll shatter fiddle with a chop of the hand!
Holy conan doyle, get 'em! aw god damn!

You're not smart, you're selfish, you endanger life
Why don't you let your boyfriend go home to his wife?
likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not scotland yard
You'll die alone no friends except that needle in your arm!

This register on an emotional level...
First, exploit tragedy...then gesture with pipe...
finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment...
Conclude with catchphrase....
I your parent's homicide is why you mask your face
You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the disgrace
Of watching like a waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!

Dr.
Holmes, you've the case!

Sherlock
You're a bat crazy basket case!

Dr.
good rhymes!

Sherlock
got tons!
Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear