Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat and super packs
We all know went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a winning
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your
But come January, you'll be left and with no job
Raw stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my ol' days
You see this silver spoon, this the out of debt
Took you four to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having
And your are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on donkey ass, restructure your face!

Barack
They say your father was a man, you must be what's left
to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister face
So rich and it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus
You're a bad man no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just me
I hoped you saved your rhymes for the second half
Cause now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, 40% thing got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many parents you had?

Barack
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the White has a first, second, and a third lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! are you doing?
You got hitched to the version of Patrick Ewing!

Barack
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how pretty your face is after my has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a communist

Barack
Oh yeah? We'll stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Romney:
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power in me by this giant bald bird
The President not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change do it!
I fought for what was on my until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybag, you're a pancake, you
It's a country, not a company, you can like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!