Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat and super packs
We all what went down in that 2008 election
a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no and we're all still hoping
That you'll your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left evicted and no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline I spit a phrase
Knocking you than front doors in my ol' mission days
You see this silver spoon, the mass out of debt
Took you four to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've nothing about
Call me a business man cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain on your donkey ass, restructure your face!

Obama:
They say father was a great man, you must be what's left
to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Fantastic face
So rich and white like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, you Mitt!
I'm the of state, you're like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even me
I got more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, 40% thing got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you

Barack
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the White has a first, second, and a third lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering

Barack
Oh yeah? We'll stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by this bald bird
The President not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I like you, don't talk about change just do it!
I fought for was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!