Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by
I'm rich! I got fat and super packs
We all know went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician a winning complexion
all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all still hoping
That shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front in my ol' mission days
You see this spoon, this the mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop unemployment down 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy you've done nothing about
Call me a business man cause Romney's stealing this race
go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face!

Barack
They say your father was a man, you must be what's left
Need to hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic
So and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a and you fit
Got their so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't touch me
I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, trust me
I hoped you your best rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% kicking your ass!

Romney:
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many parents you had?

Obama:
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got hitched to the version of Patrick Ewing!

Barack
Uh, let me be clear, uh, get it twisted
We'll see how your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering

Barack
Oh yeah? We'll stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Obama:
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power invested in me by this giant bald
The shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't about change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet through it!
And you, moneybag, you're a pancake, you
It's a country, not a company, you can like Monopoly!
I'll reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!