Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this battle be by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super
We all know went down in that 2008 election
You're a politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and all still hoping
That shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with blowhards
But come January, you'll be evicted and with no job
Raw stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than doors in my ol' mission days
You see this silver spoon, the mass out of debt
Took you four to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure face!

Obama:
They say your father was a great man, you must be left
to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a and you fit
Got hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're like a of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my package
You're a bad man no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the half
right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you

Barack
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get
If the White has a first, second, and a third lady!

Mitt
Ha! bring up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version of Ewing!

Barack
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering

Obama:
Oh We'll you're stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by this bald bird
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna you, don't talk about change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet through it!
And you, moneybag, you're a pancake, you
a country, not a company, you can played like Monopoly!
I'll reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!