Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by
I'm rich! I got fat and super packs
We all know went down in that 2008 election
You're a politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my ol' days
You see this silver spoon, this the mass out of
Took you four years to drop unemployment down 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious man cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your ass, restructure your face!

Barack
They say your father was a great man, you must be left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to
You've got the jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and white like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans a puppet and you fit
Got hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus
You're a bad man no chance, you can't even touch me
I got more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking ass!

Romney:
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you

Barack
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get
If the House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Mitt
Ha! bring up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got hitched to the version of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... a stuttering communist

Barack
Oh yeah? We'll stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Obama:
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the invested in me by this giant bald bird
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a went through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can played Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!