Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and packs
We all know what went down in 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a winning
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all hoping
That you'll your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left evicted and no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline I spit a phrase
Knocking you than front doors in my ol' mission days
You see this silver spoon, this the mass out of
Took you four years to unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done about
Call me a vicious business man Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, your face!

Barack
say your father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em you how to dress
got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
need a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus
You're a bad man no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second
right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, 40% thing got you real mad
What, did it remind you how decent parents you had?

Barack
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get
If the White House has a first, second, and a lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! are you doing?
You got hitched to the female of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a communist

Barack
Oh We'll you're stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Romney:
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by giant bald bird
The shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet through it!
And you, moneybag, you're a pancake, you
It's a country, not a company, you can played Monopoly!
I'll properly across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!