Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super
We all know what went in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician a winning complexion
You're all and no bite, with no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front in my ol' mission days
You see this spoon, this the mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure face!

Barack
They say your father was a great man, you must be what's
Need to hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and white it's like I'm against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, you Mitt!
I'm the of state, you're like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even me
I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the half
right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many decent you had?

Obama:
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Mitt
Ha! Don't up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, get it twisted
We'll see how pretty face is after my fist has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... a stuttering communist

Barack
Oh yeah? We'll you're

Romney:
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Romney:
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by this giant bird
The shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I like you, don't talk about change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
a country, not a company, you can played like Monopoly!
I'll properly across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!