Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and packs
We all what went down in that 2008 election
a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all and no bite, with no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I a phrase
Knocking you harder front doors in my ol' mission days
You see this silver spoon, the mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop down below 8%!
You feel that You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure face!

Barack
They say father was a great man, you must be what's left
to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister face
So rich and white it's like I'm against a cheesecake!
Republicans a puppet and you fit
Got their so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus
a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four more years (two terms) in the House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your rhymes for the second half
Cause now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how decent parents you had?

Obama:
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it get crazy
If the White House has a first, second, and a lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you
You got hitched to the version of Patrick Ewing!

Barack
Uh, let me be clear, uh, get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your is after my fist has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering

Barack
Oh yeah? We'll you're

Romney:
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Romney:
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by giant bald bird
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can played Monopoly!
I'll reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!