Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this battle be by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super
We all know what down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're open
You're from the city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my ol' days
You see this spoon, this the mass out of debt
Took you four to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a business man cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, your face!

Barack
They say father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister face
So rich and white it's like I'm against a cheesecake!
need a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're like a of cabbage
'Bout to get by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even me
I got four more (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second
right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many decent you had?

Barack
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the White House has a first, second, and a lady!

Mitt
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you
You got hitched to the version of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how pretty face is after my fist has kissed it.

Mitt
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering

Obama:
Oh yeah? you're stupid

Romney:
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power invested in me by this giant bald
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!