Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super
We all what went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician with a complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty your blowhards
But January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my when I spit a phrase
you harder than front doors in my ol' mission days
You see this silver spoon, the mass out of debt
Took you years to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, having doubts
And your are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this
I'll go Bain on your donkey ass, restructure your face!

Barack
say your father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to
You've got the jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're like a head of
'Bout to get by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you even touch me
I got more years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through your ass!

Romney:
Whatever, that 40% got you real mad
What, did it remind you how decent parents you had?

Barack
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the White House has a first, second, and a lady!

Mitt
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you
You got hitched to the version of Patrick Ewing!

Barack
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how pretty your is after my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... a stuttering communist

Barack
Oh yeah? you're stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Obama:
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power invested in me by this giant bird
The President not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't about change just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a went through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the aisle and you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!