Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super
We all know what went down in that election
You're a politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both
from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder front doors in my ol' mission days
You see silver spoon, this the mass out of debt
Took you four years to drop unemployment down 8%!
You feel Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, your face!

Obama:
They say your was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister face
So and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
need a puppet and you fit
Got hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, you're a head of cabbage
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even me
I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just me
I hoped you saved best rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking ass!

Mitt
Whatever, that 40% thing got you mad
What, did it you how many decent parents you had?

Obama:
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get
If the White House has a first, second, and a lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version of Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how pretty your face is my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... a stuttering communist

Obama:
Oh yeah? We'll stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Obama:
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power invested in me by this bald bird
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk change just do it!
I for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can played Monopoly!
I'll properly across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!