Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not let this battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and packs
We all what went down in that 2008 election
You're a decent politician a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay both open
You're the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But January, you'll be left evicted and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front in my ol' mission days
You see silver spoon, this the mass out of debt
Took you four to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's this race
I'll go Bain Capital on your ass, restructure your face!

Barack
They say father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to
got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and white it's I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, you Mitt!
I'm the head of state, like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you even touch me
I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, trust me
I hoped you saved your best for the second half
right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass!

Mitt
Whatever, that 40% thing got you mad
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you

Barack
Uh, look, I all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! are you doing?
You got to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it
We'll see how your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a communist

Obama:
Oh yeah? We'll stupid

Mitt
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Romney:
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power invested in me by giant bald bird
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, talk about change just do it!
I for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!