Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let this battle be by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and packs
We all know what went down in that election
You're a decent politician with a winning
all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're open
You're from the windy city, where you're looking with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left evicted and no job
Raw rhymes stronger my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you than front doors in my ol' mission days
You see this silver spoon, the mass out of debt
you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as economy that you've done nothing about
Call me a business man cause Romney's stealing this race
I'll go Bain on your donkey ass, restructure your face!

Obama:
They say your father was a great man, you must be left
to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister face
So rich and it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans a puppet and you fit
Got their hands so far up your rear, you Mitt!
I'm the of state, you're like a head of cabbage
'Bout to get by my stimulus package
You're a bad man no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four more years (two terms) in the White House, just me
I hoped you saved best rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking ass!

Mitt
Whatever, 40% thing got you real mad
What, did it remind you how decent parents you had?

Obama:
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it get crazy
If the White House has a first, second, and a lady!

Mitt
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you
You got to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, get it twisted
We'll see how your face is after my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a stuttering

Obama:
Oh yeah? you're stupid

Romney:
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Barack
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by this bald bird
The shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk about just do it!
I for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybag, you're a pancake, you
It's a country, not a company, you can played Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!