Luyện nghe bài hát Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ROMNEY!
VERSUS!
OBAMA!
BEGIN!

Mitt
I'm not gonna let battle be dictated by facts
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super
We all know what down in that 2008 election
a decent politician with a winning complexion
You're all Barack and no bite, with no change and we're all hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both
from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come January, you'll be left and with no job
Raw rhymes stronger my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking you harder than front doors in my ol' mission
You see this silver spoon, this the mass out of
Took you four years to unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's having
And your rhymes are as weak as this that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious business man cause stealing this race
I'll go Bain Capital on donkey ass, restructure your face!

Obama:
They say father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Fantastic face
So and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a and you fit
Got their so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the of state, you're like a head of cabbage
to get smacked by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't touch me
I got four years (two terms) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through your ass!

Romney:
Whatever, that 40% thing got you mad
What, did it you how many decent parents you had?

Obama:
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get
If the White has a first, second, and a third lady!

Romney:
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you
You got hitched to the female version of Ewing!

Obama:
Uh, let me be clear, uh, get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your is after my fist has kissed it.

Romney:
Ahhuuhhhaa... a stuttering communist

Obama:
Oh yeah? you're stupid

Romney:
stupid!

Barack
Nuh-uh!

Mitt
EERRGGG!

Obama:
EEEERRRR!

CAAAWWW!

Abraham
By the power invested in me by this giant bird
The President shall not be the of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, don't talk about change do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went it!
And you, moneybag, a pancake, you flip-flop-ity
It's a country, not a company, you can played Monopoly!
I'll properly reach the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the
Eagle!

CAAAWWW!

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! (CAAWW!) RAP OF HISTORY!