Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my told me, dont forget your rain boots when its wet
I up just like a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently suggested I should the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years
I admit to you trepidatious dread
Unfortunately there was some that right through my ears
Oh where, where was my when mother said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy haired actors originally Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. attention is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear theyll drop you a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Wagon loving, Christopher Walken imitating thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who piss unless their shrink says its okay
Why let them break heart dear?
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug spray on and them go away.

When my daddy told me look both ways you cross the street,
I took words to heart and I complied.
And when he me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best that daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, when he

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally Baltimore.
Who deflower you, a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at first eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my is more than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are an administrative intern.
For its upon reflection, if you give them your affection,
You will understand the crash and burn.

The singles out there can be a scary land.
I have to ask, is it me? Or is it

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys Baltimore.
Though at they seem chock full of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the place youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its true I that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as fast as little can carry em
Baltimore!

There are boys in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have luck in Joisie ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no matter where life you,
It makes no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, ya from? Silver Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.