Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget your rain boots its wet
I listened up like a good, good, little girl.
And when she suggested I should lose the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive through the years
I admit to you with trepidatious
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed through my ears
Oh where, was my mind when mother said

naval contemplating, floppy haired actors originally from Baltimore.
Who at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. Their is disarming.
But give attention in return and theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken imitating thespians from Baltimore.
Who cant piss unless shrink says its okay
Why let them break your heart
Put head on and be smart dear.
Put some bug on and make them go away.

When my daddy told me both ways before you cross the street,
I those words to heart and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh Where was my mind, when he advised

narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
at first their eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance loving, food service consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say dance with NYC ballet, but are really an administrative intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you give your affection,
You will understand the concept and burn.

The singles world out there can be a land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first they chock full of style and class
Sure Cal charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place youll find a ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its true I hear that theyve got a aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in always call.
Youll have luck in Joisie ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no where life takes you,
It just no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.