Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget rain boots when its wet
I listened up just like a good, good, girl.
And when she prudently suggested I lose the cigarette,
I knew bit of wisdom was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive through the years
I admit to you with trepidatious
Unfortunately there was some whizzed right through my ears
Oh where, where was my mind when mother

Avoid naval contemplating, haired actors originally from Baltimore.
Who at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
Sure at first very charming. Their attention is disarming.
But give attention in return and theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken imitating originally from Baltimore.
Who cant unless their shrink says its okay
Why let them break heart dear?
Put your head on and be dear.
Put some bug spray on and them go away.

When my daddy told me look both ways you cross the street,
I took those words to and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that trumpeted my way.
Oh Where was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at their eyes are steely.
And words are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance NYC ballet, but are really an administrative intern.
For its clear reflection, if you give them your affection,
You will understand the crash and burn.

The singles world out there can be a land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on from Baltimore.
Though at they seem chock full of style and class
Sure Cal Ripkens is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place youll a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its I hear that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies your hearts and run as fast as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are boys in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have better luck in ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no matter life takes you,
It just makes no sense to
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Silver Uuuuuuughhh.