Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget your boots when its wet
I up just like a good, good, little girl.
And she prudently suggested I should lose the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected through the
I admit to you trepidatious dread
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed right through my
Oh where, was my mind when mother said

Avoid contemplating, floppy haired actors originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. Their is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear theyll drop you a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher imitating thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss their shrink says its okay
Why let them break your dear?
Put your head on and be dear.
Put some bug spray on and make go away.

When my daddy told me both ways before you cross the street,
I took those words to and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I march to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the advice that Ive through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best that daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, when he

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at first their are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is more sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its clear reflection, if you give them your affection,
You understand the concept crash and burn.

The world out there can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys Baltimore.
Though at first they seem full of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, experiences in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its true I hear that got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as fast as little legs can em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have better luck in ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no matter where life you,
It just no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Silver Uuuuuuughhh.