Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget your boots when its wet
I listened up just a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently suggested I should the cigarette,
I knew bit of wisdom was a pearl.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years
I admit to you with trepidatious
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed right my ears
Oh where, where was my mind when mother

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy haired actors originally Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues their mom.
Sure at first theyre charming. Their attention is disarming.
But give attention in and dear theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Walken imitating thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss unless their shrink says its
Why let them break heart dear?
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug on and make them go away.

When my daddy told me look ways before you cross the street,
I those words to heart and I complied.
And when he me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and found the was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that daddy my way.
Oh where? was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of fountainhead in pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at their eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance loving, food service consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its upon reflection, if you give them your affection,
You will understand the concept and burn.

The singles world out can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first seem chock full of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place youll find a ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its true I that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as fast as little legs can em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in always call.
Youll have luck in Joisie ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no matter where life you,
It just makes no sense to
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya Silver Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.