Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget rain boots when its wet
I listened up just a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently I should lose the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years
I admit to you with dread
Unfortunately was some that whizzed right through my ears
Oh where, where was my mind when said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy haired actors originally Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. attention is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear theyll drop you a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who piss unless their shrink says its okay
Why let them break your heart
Put your head on and be dear.
Put some bug on and make them go away.

When my daddy told me look both ways you cross the street,
I took those words to and I complied.
And he told me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I the best advice that daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about age.
Sure at first eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you and my advice is more than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of festival loving, food service consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are an administrative intern.
For its upon reflection, if you give them your affection,
You will the concept crash and burn.

The singles world out there can be a land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at they seem chock full of style and class
Sure Cal charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not em!
its true I hear that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your and run as fast as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have better in Joisie ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no where life takes you,
It just no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya Silver Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.