Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont your rain boots when its wet
I listened up like a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently suggested I lose the cigarette,
I knew bit of wisdom was a pearl.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years
I to you with trepidatious dread
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed right my ears
Oh where, was my mind when mother said

Avoid contemplating, floppy haired actors originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, play Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. attention is disarming.
But give in return and dear theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss their shrink says its okay
Why let them break heart dear?
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug spray on and make go away.

When my daddy told me look both ways you cross the street,
I took words to heart and I complied.
And he told me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and found the was bonafide.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of in their pocket, and lie about their age.
at first their eyes are steely.
And words are touchy-feely.
Have cheat upon you twice and my advice is more than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food service consultants originally Baltimore.
Who say they with NYC ballet, but are really an administrative intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you them your affection,
You will the concept crash and burn.

The world out there can be a scary land.
I have to ask, is it me? Or is it

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first they seem full of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, experiences in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not em!
its true I hear that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies your hearts and run as fast as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are boys in Boise.
in Boise always call.
Youll better luck in Joisie ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no matter where takes you,
It just no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya Silver Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.