Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget your rain boots its wet
I listened up just like a good, good, girl.
And she prudently suggested I should lose the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years
I to you with trepidatious dread
Unfortunately was some that whizzed right through my ears
Oh where, where was my when mother said

Avoid contemplating, floppy haired actors originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. attention is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear theyll you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed loving, Christopher Walken imitating thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss their shrink says its okay
Why let them break your heart
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put bug spray on and make them go away.

When my daddy told me look both before you cross the street,
I those words to heart and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, when he

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of fountainhead in pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at their eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is more sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you give your affection,
You will the concept crash and burn.

The singles out there can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first they chock full of style and class
Sure Cal charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
is not the only place youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet do not marry em!
Although its true I hear theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies your hearts and run as fast as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have better in Joisie ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no matter where life you,
It just makes no to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Silver Uuuuuuughhh.