Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget rain boots when its wet
I listened up like a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently suggested I should the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected the years
I admit to you trepidatious dread
Unfortunately there was some that right through my ears
Oh where, where was my mind when mother

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy actors originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have with their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. Their is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken imitating thespians from Baltimore.
Who cant unless their shrink says its okay
Why let them break your heart
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug spray on and make go away.

When my daddy told me both ways before you cross the street,
I those words to heart and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I the best advice that daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh where? Where was my mind, when he

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of in their pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at their eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is more sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food service originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its clear reflection, if you give them your affection,
You will understand the crash and burn.

The singles world out there can be a land.
I have to ask, is it me? Or is it

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys Baltimore.
Though at first they seem chock full of and class
Sure Cal charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
ridiculous, though amusing, experiences cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not em!
its true I hear that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your and run as fast as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
in Boise always call.
Youll have better luck in ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no matter life takes you,
It makes no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.