Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont your rain boots when its wet
I listened up just like a good, good, girl.
And when she suggested I should lose the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected through the
I admit to you with trepidatious
Unfortunately there was that whizzed right through my ears
Oh where, where was my when mother said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy haired originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues with mom.
Sure at first theyre charming. Their attention is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear theyll you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher imitating thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss their shrink says its okay
Why let them your heart dear?
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug on and make them go away.

When my daddy told me look ways before you cross the street,
I took those to heart and I complied.
And he told me Be yourself! and I should march to my own beat,
I did, and found the was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh Where was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, from Baltimore.
Who deflower you, a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at first eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have cheat upon you twice and my advice is more than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of festival loving, food service consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you give your affection,
You will understand the crash and burn.

The singles world out can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first they seem full of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place youll find a ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you to go to Baltimore, and meet boys do not marry em!
Although its I hear that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are boys in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have better luck in ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no matter life takes you,
It just makes no to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, ya from? Silver Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.