Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont your rain boots when its wet
I listened up just a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently suggested I lose the cigarette,
I that bit of wisdom was a pearl.

But in all of the advice Ive collected through the years
I admit to you with trepidatious
there was some that whizzed right through my ears
Oh where, where was my mind mother said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy haired originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. Their is disarming.
But attention in return and dear theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss unless their shrink its okay
Why let them break heart dear?
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug on and make them go away.

When my daddy me look both ways before you cross the street,
I those words to heart and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and the truth was bonafide.

But in all of the advice that Ive through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best that daddy trumpeted my way.
Oh where? was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally from Baltimore.
Who you, carry a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
at first their eyes are steely.
And words are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of festival loving, food service consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are really an intern.
For its clear upon reflection, if you give them affection,
You will understand the concept and burn.

The singles world out can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys Baltimore.
Though at first they seem chock of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only place youll find a ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet do not marry em!
Although its true I hear theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are boys in Boise.
Boys in always call.
have better luck in Joisie ,
Or St. no not St. Paul

But no matter where life you,
It just makes no to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Silver Uuuuuuughhh.