Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget rain boots when its wet
I listened up just a good, good, little girl.
And she prudently suggested I should lose the cigarette,
I knew bit of wisdom was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected through the
I admit to you with dread
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed right my ears
Oh where, where was my mind mother said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy actors originally from Baltimore.
Who excel at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues their mom.
Sure at first theyre very charming. attention is disarming.
But attention in return and dear theyll drop you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed loving, Christopher Walken imitating thespians originally from Baltimore.
Who cant piss unless their shrink its okay
Why let them break heart dear?
Put your on and be smart dear.
Put some bug spray on and them go away.

When my daddy told me look both before you cross the street,
I took words to heart and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and found the was bonafide.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that daddy my way.
Oh Where was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally Baltimore.
Who deflower you, carry a copy of fountainhead in pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at first their are steely.
And words are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my advice is than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of Renaissance festival loving, food service originally from Baltimore.
Who say they dance with NYC ballet, but are an administrative intern.
For its clear reflection, if you give them your affection,
You understand the concept crash and burn.

The singles out there can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can avoid it dont fall in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at first they seem chock of style and class
Sure Cal Ripkens is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, cultivated in BALTIMORE!
Levinson, I mean no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and meet do not marry em!
Although its true I that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your hearts and run as fast as little can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
in Boise always call.
Youll better luck in Joisie ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no matter life takes you,
It makes no sense to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.