Luyện nghe bài hát Baltimore

When my mother told me, dont forget rain boots when its wet
I listened up just a good, good, little girl.
And when she prudently suggested I should the cigarette,
I knew that bit of was a pearl.

But in all of the advice that Ive collected the years
I admit to you with trepidatious
Unfortunately there was some that whizzed right through my
Oh where, where was my mind when said

Avoid naval contemplating, floppy actors originally from Baltimore.
Who at mime, still play Stratego, and have issues with their mom.
at first theyre very charming. Their attention is disarming.
But give attention in return and dear theyll you like a bomb.

Yes. Do
REO Speed Wagon loving, Christopher Walken imitating thespians from Baltimore.
Who cant unless their shrink says its okay
Why let them break your dear?
Put head on and be smart dear.
Put some bug spray on and make go away.

When my daddy told me both ways before you cross the street,
I took words to heart and I complied.
And when he told me Be yourself! and I should to my own beat,
I did, and found the was bonafide.

But in all of the that Ive collected through the years,
I to say I am a bit surprised.
I missed the best advice that trumpeted my way.
Oh Where was my mind, when he advised

Avoid narcissistic, alcoholic, think theyre French, but theyre not! Waiters, originally Baltimore.
Who you, carry a copy of fountainhead in their pocket, and lie about their age.
Sure at first eyes are steely.
And their are touchy-feely.
Have them cheat upon you twice and my is more than sage.

Yes. Do clear,
Of festival loving, food service consultants originally from Baltimore.
Who say they with NYC ballet, but are really an administrative intern.
For its upon reflection, if you give them your affection,
You will understand the crash and burn.

The singles world out can be a scary land.
I to ask, is it me? Or is it Maryland?

So if you can possibly avoid it dont in love, or lust, or have crushes on boys from Baltimore.
Though at they seem chock full of style and class
Cal Ripkens charm is actual,
but hes married, and its factual,
Pimlico is not the only youll find a horses ass.

Yes! At ALL costs!
Avoid ridiculous, though amusing, experiences in BALTIMORE!
Barry Levinson, I no disrespect!
If you have to go to Baltimore, and boys do not marry em!
its true I hear that theyve got a nice aquarium,
Ladies take your and run as fast as little legs can carry em
Baltimore!

There are better in Boise.
Boys in Boise call.
Youll have better luck in ,
Or St. Paul- no not St.

But no matter life takes you,
It just makes no to fall
In Baltimore!

Hey, where ya from? Spring? Uuuuuuughhh.