Ohh, it's to my ears Oh man, how can I describe the way I great, man Okay, let me see, how I begin?
Locked in wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Red wine for and for brunch And to soak it up and in between snack to munch
Mariah, happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of You see I really asked for much I can't imagine what's goin' you mind After such a break up
With that hunk Luis Miguel Nick Cannon better back the up I'm not playin', I want her back you This is Hello Kitty bedspread funk
Mixed Egyptian, with a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings crunk And baby, I want another crack at ya You can beat me any spatula that you want
I mean I want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, come to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a fresh batch of So prepare your vernacular for Dracula
Bagpipes from When it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes Baghdad What's through my mind half the time When my rhyme are up my
Bagpipes from Somebody turn the sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes from I run the streets and act like a mad man a glad
You can be a permanent in my lyrical mixture I'm the whip, a trickster My sound when the tube of lipsticks surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of This beautiful pill dust in my Cuticles get residue from touching the bottle Never knew I could me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't know what the you're doin' I ain't playin' no more Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' Every minute there's a sucka up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck On a corn
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka Hit in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya You're runnin' over the snow blower With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from
from Baghdad When will it ever cease for sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes Baghdad goin' through my mind half the time When my are blowin' up my
from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm blowin' up my Bagpipes Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a bag
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian I bet you they become Nothin' will me from molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined "How's it girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?" You need ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin When the bad get goin', how bad does the get? Baby, you shouldn't any trouble rubbin' groins with Each other, especially when joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the kit And attempt to 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit Knew the boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip Cookie looky, took me a Polaroid
Bagpipes Baghdad When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, crazy to say the least Bagpipes Baghdad What's goin' my mind half the time When my are blowin' up my
from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on I'm gone blowin' up my from Baghdad I run the streets and act a mad man holdin' a glad bag of Bagpipes Baghdad