Ohh, it's to my ears Oh man, how can I the way I feel? great, man Okay, let me see, how could I
Locked in Mariah's cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, and Cap'n Crunch Red wine for breakfast and for And to it up and in between snack crackers to munch
Mariah, happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I for was a glass of punch You see I never asked for much I imagine what's goin' through you mind After such a nasty up
With that Latin hunk Miguel Cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her you punk This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin
Mixed with Egyptian, a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton brings Abba crunk And yeah baby, I want crack at ya You can beat me with any that you want
I mean I really want ya bad, you Nick, you had your fun, I've come to you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a fresh of blood So prepare vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
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Bagpipes Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man a glad
You can be a permanent in my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip, a My signature when the tube of lipsticks surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals This beautiful dust in my palm Cuticles get just from touching the bottle Never knew I could remind me so of my mama
I cut you Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm the fuckin' Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice ya Norman so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't what the fuck you're doin' I ain't playin' no more Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore Every minute there's a sucka Snuck up on Malakai and made the suck On a corn
Shucka, shucka corn, corn Hit in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes Baghdad
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In the bed with two brain dead vegetables I bet you become heterosexual Nothin' stop me from molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my
Is they said, to the two conjoined twins "How's it going girlfriends, you a boyfriend?" You need some ointment, set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, do a coin flip
I just got my one sobriety coin chip When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' Baby, you shouldn't any trouble rubbin' groins with Each other, especially when joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the and thread from the sowin' kit And attempt to separate 'em, and them back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy Cookie looky, took me a Polaroid
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